Name: 425: Missing Fart by Regular Features
Duration: 46 min 31 s
Description: In this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes after Aunt Bessie for good measure.

How many paranormal tales can be said to have rewritten history? 

Rasputin changed Russia and mystified the world, armed with nothing but telepathic healing abilities and a 12 inch you-know-what.

But are the paranormal claims true? Rory Powers and Kit Grier are on the case.

Music: www.purple-planet.com

#019 Rasputin - The Telepathic Sex Criminal That Ran Russia In WW1

WARNING: don't listen or read with young children! or any of our other episodes for that matter!

All those years your parents taught you about Santa, they left out one dirty secret: Santa's best friend is Satan, and boy oh girl do I wish I was joking. This week we explore the disturbing world of Santa's best friend and criminal accomplice - Krampus!

#041 Christmas Special - Krampus: Satan's Little Helper

When Paranormal Investigator Gaurav Tiwari died in 2016, the police wrote it off as suicide, or death by natural causes. But those closest to him knew there might be more to what happened. Before he died Gaurav said he was being followed by dark forces. We #investigate on this week's episode!

#052 The Mysterious Death Of A Paranormal Investigator

[apologies for one CRACKLY mic, your headphones are FINE]

Hey, it's another piping hot rod of Regular Features. You could set your watch to these recent few episodes, but it would be a very bad watch and you'd frequently show up to appointments days late, banging on the windows and demanding to be allowed inside for your mani-pedi or whatever it is that readers do these days. 

In this one: Log gingerly fingers his way through his drafts folder. Steve fingerly gingers his way through Rishi Sunak's new budget. And Joe smingerly dingers his twinger until it makes a real mess all over Jeremy Clarkson... in a Werner Herzog voice!

Love ya x

insert as far as it go

403: Werner Herzog's Coin Drafts

carlos aguilar, bass flute
aaron wolff, cello
lauren siess, waterphone and electronics

cephalopoda

In this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes after Aunt Bessie for good measure.

just pay us already

425: Missing Fart

Disquiet Junto Project 0469: [Missing in Caption]. The Assignment: Make music that pushes the constraints of descriptive television captions.

In one scene of this old war movie, the man is saying goodbye to go to another well-founded, short and successful war, and his wife is deeply worried.

The bells call to battle, the wife struggles to find parting words, and even the worn-out VHS tape is deeply moved.

Whispering provided by these two CC0 samples:
https://freesound.org/people/geoneo0/sounds/193818/
https://freesound.org/people/LadyImperatrix/sounds/503270/ <- the heartbreaking words!

Image based on David Monies: The Farewell
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Monies-Farewell.jpg

More on this 469th weekly Disquiet Junto project:
https://disquiet.com/0469/
Project discussion:
https://llllllll.co/t/disquiet-junto-project-0469-missing-in-caption/

CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/

[overly heartbreaking farewell music] ____ [disquiet0469]

Strap in readers, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us goodnight? Let's find out.

FEATURES: Steve is interrupted by a very fussy guest. Gav tries to pawn a dirty goblin's ring. And Log has been to the opticians to get his eyes scooped out.

Let's go!

Credits: "Canon in D Major" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

sweet taste of change

428: The One Where They Drink Disaronno

My submission for
Disquiet Junto Project 0472: Jam Time (1 of 3)
The Assignment: Record the first third of a trio that others will complete.
https://disquiet.com/0472/

Peaceful Invitation (disquiet0472)

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that's what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here.

In this episode, Log focuses his powerful forgiveness beams onto the back of your hand until you yelp in pain. Steve uncovers the oddly dimensioned zombies Capcom refuses to include in the new Resident Evil. And Gav discovers what exactly a cladding is and what it could possibly have to do with his unattended balcony barbecue meats.

Seatbelts off, foot down. Let's go.

there's a good clad

433: Forgive My Zombie Cladding

I'm writing this in the bath, so I'll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia's honest-to-goodness cousin and demands access to his rightful family fortune. And Log has gone koo-koo bananas for the latest Yakuza game for the games computer.

Whoops I got some suds on the podcast.

probe our surface

434: Now You Sia, Now You Don't

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425: Missing Fart

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