I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there was a joke. "Q: What do you get if you cross a camel with a goose? A: Goose bumps." Naturally I was furious for having had my time wasted on this nonsense goose whimsy, but by the time I looked up the goose had fled. The bad joke was a defence mechanism to prevent people getting near to me, I mean near to the goose.

In this episode: Log has had his willy swiped by a wily enchantress. Joe gets wrapped up in the world of non-fungible tokens. And speaking of token, Steve contributes a low-effort Murray Walker bit that I suppose he thinks passes for a feature these days.

fung our tokens

437: The Spooky April Edition

Cox n' Crendor return to address the important issues this political season. Who is writing on crabs!? What gifts should you get for an anniversary? They serve alcohol at Chuck-e-cheese!? All this and more!

Episode 125 - Crab People Politics

December is here! A time for Holiday cheer and festive delights! Also talk about heads popping off, stress stink, and the extremely boring love lives of people in the business world.

Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, December 4th

Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, January 21st 2013

Giddy up, ladies. Log is open for business, with an entire bazaar's worth of Regular Features purchasables just for the readers. Joe investigates the origin of that big old pepperoni pizza in the music video for Eamon's 2004 hit, Eff It (I Don't Want You Back). Steve stares on, a hunger in his eyes and a sorrow in his heart.

two bee or not two bee

424: Spitballing Pizza Emporium

please help us the sims is supposed to be normal?????????????

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Pixel Squirt: The Sims

Pixel Squirt: Xmen

International mega-psychic and telepathic thorn in Nintendo's side, Uri Geller's back, and this time he's got an entire museum of curios for you to explore. Steve's also got something about frozen food, after he saw a bag of omelette in Iceland. Gav got bumped, HARD.

See you next year, baby!

bend our wallets

427: Geller's Frozen Omelette

Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia.

Steve delivers what he promises to be his very last feature about teeth. Log codes an algorithm that can generate four petabytes of bee names per second. Gav stumbles across a curious accent in The Expanse. Joe circles around us like a sheepdog.

pony up, bozo

430: Generate My Space Teeth

Tuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it's time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast. 

In this one. Log gets a visit from his good friend Eartha Kitt. Steve takes you on a saucy Loyd Grossman adventure. Joe shares an old family recipe. And Gav emits an inaudible hum that will cook your unsuspecting sinuses in ten minutes FLAT.

430: Generate My Space Teeth

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