This might sound like a special in which we include deleted scenes from past episodes of Regular Features, but it ISN'T.

What it actually contains is Log and Joe joining forces for a never-before-seen twoboy episode in which they theme multiple micro-features along the theme of deleted scenes. We've got the Green Mile, we've got Se7en, we've got Big Yellow Taxi, we've got My Baby All-Gone, and we've got even more tenuous connections than that.

And if you DARE suggest that this is being called a special because we hadn't properly counted how many episodes there were before the episode 500 live show, we will just kick right off, capisce?!

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Log and Joe's Deleted Scenes Special

Imagine YOU were the Hotstepper. How would YOU like it if you heard everyone saying "Here come the Hotstepper" every single time they saw you?

"Look busy," whispers Daniel in Accounts Payable, shuffling urgently past HR with a folder clutched to his chest. "I just saw the Hotstepper getting out of the lift." You might be London's fanciest Hotstepper by night, but by day you're Martin Pickering, area manager for Bridlington Diagnostics. And you just want to DO YOUR JOB

In this TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY PLAGUED EPISODE, Gav gets his likeness used and abused and it lands a little too close to home for comfort, and Log has news for you about Castles, Wasps, and Printers.

With thanks to absolute unit MIke Orvis for The Bee-Witcher Jingle

Because WHY NOT

495: The Catfisher Becomes The Catfished

Guess what, we're pivoting to HONEY SALES now. That's right, Regular Features has produced a small batch of 100% organic honey with the help of a hive of bees in North London. Visit our shop at the link below to grab your jar of our special sticky reserve today, before they're all gone!

https://regularfeatures.com/shop/honey-by-regular-features/

To celebrate our new venture, in this episode we take you behind the scenes on a tour of the very hive our honey got scraped out of. We can hardly believe it either.

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497: Buy Our Honey

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People say you can fly too close to the sun? Well we say you can't fly close enough. We say you can fly right up to it, so that your nude chest grazes along its surface as you circumnavigate its plasmic equator at one billion miles per hour, like you are Space Harrier himself, skirting along the edge of the troposphere, shooting energy bullets from your face, and

what

oh

okay. 

In this one, Joe does a squish, and Log wants to give you a job at his pub. See you at one thousand!

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501: Cryobaric Hypersnooze, If You Don't Mind

It is a dark week for people named 'Elizabeth' or 'Queen' but we've somehow managed to gather ourselves and create a fitting tribute to the one they called 'Queen Elizabeth'.

Queen Coins Only

502: A Class Act, Until the End

Prince Harry's tadger keeps transporting him into realms of reveries, and we simply can't get enough.

Click 4 Dick Dollars

516: The Prince's Bolivian Fight

Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am. Yes, thank you for participating in the annual whamming and bamming contest. Now who's next. Wham! Thank you sir, but I'm afraid you're disqualified. You forgot to bam. No you can't go again.

In this one, Log finds romance in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Joe investigates our disappearing kebab retweets. Steve eats a Dorito.

Thanks!

"Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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519: The Last of The Dorito Retweets

Do you think they added the "and decorator" bit to "painter and decorator" because people kept accidentally booking watercolourists to come in and do the spare room? Like these painters kept showing up with their easels, and the person's like, "you won't be needing that buddy-boy, here's some Farrow & Ball", and then we cut to the Tate Modern and there's a contractor rolling a second undercoat on to a Rothko while the guards try to rugby tackle him.

Anyway in this one Joe overhears a fleshy conversation on the tube. Steve's been to see ABBA Voyage. Gav has a Kebab Awards update.

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520: ABBA Kebabra

Too much interesting stuff happening in the life of the empire to cover in just one article today, so we're doing a three-in-one wrap-up.

Reading by Tim Foley.

Copbots, MSM Compliance, And McCaul's Embarrassing Taiwan Admission

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Winter the Dolphin with the prosthetic tails returns. This time she's in need of female companionship when her old friend passes away. Speaking of female companionship, is Morgan Freeman stalking Ashley Judd?

Taken from our live video streaming movie review show. Watch this and other live shows on http://doubletoasted.com/

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497: Buy Our Honey

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