Get this reader on the table, we need to operate NOW! Nurse, pass me a syringe full of Matt forgetting if he's ever owned a watch. I'm going to make a two-inch incision and insert Joe griping about his comedy heroes being sad about death. WE'RE LOSING THEM. We're going to have to do it- Nurse, I understand your reservations but we have to no TIME. We're going to try an experimental technique which involves shoving Log talking about yoga directly into the reader's spinal chord. We lost them. This never gets easier. Time of death: whenever this podcast description ended. I'm going to get a pork pie.
 
"Raving Energy (faster)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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money or we'll perish

458: Richard Simmons' Melancholy Watch

My official remix for @flightfacilities ~ 

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Flight Facilities - Stand Still feat. Micky Green (Wave Racer Remix)

Forgot about this recording. Lifting my favourite John Cooper-Clarke poem and adding two chords. Recorded by Llion Mcgrath at Confetti, Nottingham

Cycle Slutzzzz - Daniel Ison - Live (JCC)

Bum bum bum bum buuuuum buuuuuuummmmm!


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Hawaii Five-0 (Airhorn Remix)

When she saw me running backwards and forwards and getting confused, shouting "oh no I can't organise my thoughts because I'm running backwards and forwards and getting confused", my grandmother used to put a hand on my shoulder and say "more haste, less speed". 

I looked her square in the eye and said "oh my god you mad hag everyone knows time = distance / speed, that is the most stupid thing I've ever heard". Then I would fall asleep from not being able to find my keys. 

It is THAT spirit of GET IT DONE that Gav brings to the world when he drives a car: up to - and exceeding! - the speed limit. This time, however, he has been caught, and now the only Zooming he's doing is in a meeting with a speed awareness instructor! (That's a real joke: there are nearly FOUR in this episode.)

Meanwhile, Joe brings an angry father into the show. A man who wants to know why his debutante offspring has been scandalised to death by our vulgar utterances. And Log has joined a gym that is expensive beyond reason and reckons he can put it against his tax bill if he says it was research for the podcast. 

"Western Streets" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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