i made this for eliminates audio combat christmas special then forgot to put it on this account for 5 months. so here you go 

wonderful christmastime is the worst song ever. paul mccartney ur a bitch.

The Worst Christmas Song

Written originally by Donovan
Later covered by Butthole Surfers



LYRICS:
Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I opened my eyes to take a peek
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquility
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Then when the hurdy gurdy man came singing songs of love
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy man

Histories of ages past
Enlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Then when the hurdy gurdy man came singing songs of love
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy man

The Hurdy Gurdy Man 【Vocaloid Hatsune Miku】[Donovan/Butthole Surfers Cover]

Rare audio of MacHoshi's rapping debut!
https://www.twitch.tv/machoshi

MacHoshi's Rap Attempt (prod.  by Reeny Peeny)

lyrics:
This one goes out to the bruthas
who failed no nut November

Yeah, no nut november I be failing for a month
Search for that porn, yeah, I am on a hunt 
Stuck inside my room all day, I'm in a rut
Eating corn flakes before I bust a nut

Didn't use aim assist, busted on my left eye 
Don't want my mom to catch me watching hentai
Gotta delete my search history, or Imma die
Need to be discrete, no blue balls for tonight

Penis stiffy uh,
Cum real sticky, uh
Pop my booty like a willy, willy
I'm for really, really
Fuck with no ol' hoes
Only new hoes
Shoutout, but I'll suck that, suck that dick

If you failed NNN, hold this L
Maybe next year!

Failing No Nut November Type Beat

YeahYeahYeah | Prod. Level

chickne sandwich

im supposed to put audio combat in the description so they notice it or something

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Windows XP Startup Remix

1 nocares

shouts @eliminatemusic, congrats on 100k subs brotha!

Submitted to Eliminate's WICKED TUESDAY FEEDBACK (WTF) #8 6/9/2020 - https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingUnsightlyChickpeaDBstyle

I had a running bit where I'd change my DJ name every week I submitted, this time was Lowkey DJ Riley and I posted under the pseudonym "East Ports".
It's supposed to sound like a serious track at first but devolves into my signature shitpost style featuring Eliminate taking advil.

Download

East Ports - No T in the East

Highkey, you should check out my other music



do not ask questions, I do not have the answers...



[Intro]
Enrgy made this one

[Verse 1: Slump AK]
Just shot at a black man and took his shoes
Customized my AR like in Black Ops 2
Just scammed a white kid out of some gorilla glue
I don't wanna fuck this bitch, she smell like poo poo
Just shot at a black man, it was Chad Ochocinco
Finna go to the store to buy some Tampico
Just scammed a bum ass bitch who work at Home Depot
Just beat his ass up and punch him in the jaw bone
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy an ice cream cone
Tried to scam this bitch online, but she only had insufficient funds
Scammed a white kid, he asked for a refund
This bitch irritating, I might have to block her number
My dumb ass got jumped, I was outnumbered
Scammed Adam22 off No Jumper

[Verse 2: Lil Rocket Launcher]
Just stole some of my grandmas percs and now she got mad
Killed an orphans parents and now he sad
Chillin' at home listenin' to IGOR
Got so high I saw a dinosaur (Bruh)

[Verse 3: Slump AK]
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy a Krabby Patty
Just fucked a bitch yesterday and bought her a Krabby Patty
Finna fuck this bitch and I'll buy her Taco Bell
This dude Mark mad as hell, he got scammed through Zelle

[Verse 4: Lil Rocket Launcher]
We like a bootleg dynamic duo
Shoutout Teejay, Kasher Quon
If he pull out a gun, nigga, we gone
We don't do crazy shit like shoot up schools
Like my homie Adon
Beat up my homie 'cause he tried to kiss me
Slump AK, he look like a bootleg Bruce Lee (Bruh)
Beat up a kindergartner, that nigga was 5 years old
Fucked with a sick bitch, now I got a cold
Just kicked this dog 'cause he was tryna fight
Just caught a crackhead tryna steal my bike

[Verse 5: Slump AK]
Just beat his ass, we knock him out with a paper towel
Scammed the NBA player named Josh Powell

[BING BANG]
Three days, I’m talking 9 in a week
18, but I’m blind in the streets
Philly mode, east coast in cali
Eat the food like I’m begging for a lease
Say, syrup, ramen, takis it’s food 
1 plus 1 plus 1 is just two
I don’t give a heck 
I like juul
Krispy Kreme 
Like the fire in my pool

Slump AK: https://soundcloud.com/user-478463746

Slump AK - Syrup (feat.lilrocketlauncher x BING BANG) (Prod.ENRGY)(more Fuego Mode :)

I made a Gouryella-inspired sample flip of Windows 10 alerts for Audio Combat 15.

ACXV.exe

If people can make music and gaming videos, so can I!!

- he/him
- Making music and videos since 2014
- FL Studio User
- Gamer
- Music idols: Ween, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, They Might Be Giants, Eminem, Green Day
- Favorite genre: EDM, Vaporwave, Alt. Rock, Indie Rock, Chillwave, Synthpop, Experimental

The Hurdy Gurdy Man 【Vocaloid Hatsune Miku】[Donovan/Butthole Surfers Cover]

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