best of soundclown

soundclown cd

My Best Me mes dawn of the dinosaurs

Soundclowns 2: Electric Boogaloo

Better than better than favorates

All Time Favorites 4

Scary Memes and Nice Mashups 3

Soundclown lll

woop woop

expect more well thought-out jokes in the future though

so I guess that break from soundclown shit didn't take quite as long as expected

not as good as the other one but i still can't stop laughing

In The End All Star But In Reverse

when you suddenly realize that two songs use the exact same chords and you just

Dark Pit Bites The Dust

GREEN HILL DROP IT HARD

From Cut, Paste and Kill. Get the full album here: http://youtu.be/s8H4mWa6fYw

It Has To Be Ambiguous

i should be working or something but here we are

Green Skinhead

Darth Cena

Benny Skrill

Gorilla Tooth March

original by triple-q. He wont post it on soundcloud (probably due to copyright issues.)so i did. i do not own anything all artistic material belongs to respective owners. check out triple q on his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TripleKyun
youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
Songs used:
"Wonderwall" - Oasis
"Okaeri" - Murakawa, Sakura, Asumi, and Koiwai

Nyanderwall

Tracks used:
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
OFF - Pepper Steak
Lisa the Painful - Brawlin'

Intergalactic Pepper Brawlin'

hey now you're an all i want for christmas is you (ooooh) (baby)

christmas joke

Lyrics:

OKAY, this my shit
White girls be on my dick
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit

I heard that you fuck black girls
And I know black girls have fucked up pussies
Niggas hear you fuckin' black girls, bitch you can suck a black dick
So I'm ready to die, gonna hang myself
Gonna FUCK white BEES, gonna park my car
That's right, put your hard-R's down, like there's a penis in my asshole

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
My dick is in this Asian dude
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me 
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me  

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
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Inspired by Hollatak Girl(@c4g), and sequel to Gambino Goes Full Racist which was inspired by Gambino Says The N Word (@how2bepic).

Also, the "PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me" was used from this (which I fucking love):
https://soundcloud.com/richter-is-dead/i-joined-soundcloud-right-after-the-childish-gambino-phase-gimme-at-least-one-shitty-mix

don't forget to unfollow

Hollablack Girls

One Week

only shooting STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

Another remix. I think I'll make a new account for these.

Bel-Air vs Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger

Blah blah some stupid relating to Fireflies lyrics.

10 Million Wii Shop Points

disclaimer: don't take this seriously, it's a really cringe rap but it fits well with sayonara
i do not own either of these songs
sayo-nara belongs to dan salvato and team salvato
kill yourself belongs to pink guy

Kill Yourself, Sayori — Doki Doki Literature Club + Pink Guy Mashup

i swear i'll post something for 200 followers / 100k listens eventually

winter joke

featuring that really annoying honda ad (because the joke wouldn't work with the original version of the song)

holiday joke

Hey There Monika

Why has this gotten so much attention jesus christ

no seriously go away

why are you guys doing this to me

All-Star except Smash Mouth misses the cue for the first verse so they just make it up as they go.

She Will Be Photographed

edit 1: OKAY HOW DAFUQ DID I GET 14 LIKES, 11 REPOSTS AND FUCKING 102 PLAYS?! is it's good i srsly don't know
edit 2: 306 PLAYS, 35 LIKES AND FUCKING 18 REPOSTS?! Jesus you guys are making me blush owo
edit 3: okay now for real how tf did i get noticed by senpais
edit 4: why are you allfucking liking this the full version is out lol

yes ma broda megalo queen clap *clucking*

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*Well, if it isn't the non believer boy.
*I have to say, I'm quite impressed of your journey so far.
*But now it's over.
*This long journey finishes here.
*I spit on you.
*This is for the Queen. For Uganda! FOR MY BRODAS
*THIS IS MY UGANDAN PRIDE!!!

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just made that real quick lol

(I WILL FINISH THIS BECAUSE YES) [No AU] UGANDAN PRIDE

I spent way more time on this than I should have

EDIT: did someone use this is their video? It blew up

Flamingo but it's Megalovania

New core and the streak of mashups don't stop.

Also I got reposted by @smug-memeing-doggo and now my notifications are on fire. Woo!

I really really really really really really like Sonic Mania

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

just in time for memorial day.

basically a full version of https://soundcloud.com/ideaot/funny-test

these are the same song right

joeyvfx.com/misheard

Inspired by https://soundcloud.com/neilcic

Misheard

hello guys!

here's my new song called 'float'! i wrote it trying to write a jpop song and the outcome is a lot different from what i expected lol but not in a bad way. it's nice to have a change of pace and do something that makes you get out of your comfort zone again. writing this was actually a lot of fun and a lot of frustration haha. i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/Kd4iO2V0yPk

Stream/Download

Float

hello guys!!

this is my new song, "thoughtless", an piano/orchestral piece. i wrote this with much less time than i usually would because i was at anime expo and am still going to anime expo right now haha. so trying to find the time to write was difficult. i would come home tired from the con and wouldn't be work on anything. but that taught me more about time management and many other things. anyways, working on this was fun, and i hope you guys like it! im gonna go straight to the con after uploading this haha.

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/6W0hOsMtaLY

Thoughtless

hi guys!

this is my new song, 'home'! a sort of chill orchestral song i wrote. i wanted to relax this week so i wrote a relaxing song^^. i had a lot of fun writing this as i recorded a lot of stuff on my desk for the percs on this song. it was kinda inspired by jacob collier to do that. i loved experimenting with the recordings to make some cool foley stuff. this song was a cool little experience c: i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

Home

INSPIRATION AND MASSIVE CREDITS TO The Nick Show
FOR HELPING/GETTING ME THIS IDEA
FOLLOW HIM AND MAKE SURE TO LIKE ALL OF HIS TRACKS!

Best Mates Remix Ft. Breakdance Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8XktrpYOA
i got reminded that afro circus exists so i made this

afro birds

I Fired Or I Missed

i may be horribly inactive this year but there's no way i'm gonna skip out on the christmas shitposting

jingle joke

don't ask me for anything ever again

Holla if you hear Bowser

So apparently I've been doing this for 5 years now.

don't ask me for anything ever again

Lauren's Meme Land