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I think I heard this on the road and picked it up driving cross country

Doughboy Rhapsody
A Parody of Queen's Amazing creative masterpiece Bohemian Rhapsody. 

VERSE 1
 Is this my real life?
 It’s really scaring me.
 Caught in a landslide
 Of donuts and delicacies —

VERSE 2
Open my eyes,
Look down and cry as I see…
My bulging belly, 
sticks out in front of me.

VERSE 3
 I’m just a doughboy, nobody sees me.
 ‘Cause I’m easy to please, for a sweet I’ll go,
 It gets me high, 
Then I crash so low.

BRIDGE
 Any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter —
 If I have sweets.
 (If I have sweets…)

Confessional section

VERSE 1
 Mama...
 Just ate a pie,
 Scraped the crust down to the tin,
 Licked the whipped cream with a grin.

VERSE 2
Mamaaaa...
Then I ate one more,
And now I’m crumpled 
crying on the floor...

OPERATIC-MINI-BRIDGE

      I see a little silhouette of a flan,
     Carbo-load! Carbo-load! Time to eat the Fandango!
     Churros and éclair-ing — very, very frightening me!
     (Diabeto!) Diabeto! (Diabeto!) Diabeto!

 Diabeto Figaro — Let me gooooo!
I’m just a fat boy, pants too tight to breathe —
 Spare me the gym 
and just pass the brie!

MINI-ROCK-OUT-SECTION
So you think you can tempt me with frosted éclair?!
 So you think I won’t notice there’s pie over there?!
 Oh baby! Can’t do this to me, baby!
 Just gotta get out — to the bakery drive-thru...

Guitar Solo

OUTRO
 Oooooh yeah...
 Oooooh no...
Nothing really splatters,
 When the glaze is warm and free.
 Nothing really flatters,
 Like fried simplicity...
Any way the wind blows...

Doughboy Rhapsody  Reidmoto- Lyrics & Producer

[Verse]
I never meant to hurt you no
I never meant to make you feel so low
The sky turns gray when you're not near
I’m just being me but I see your tear

[Prechorus]
The words I said
They cut too deep
I didn’t know love could lose its heat

[Chorus]
I never meant to give you the pushed out blues
I never meant to make your heart refuse
Oh baby
I wish you'd see
Wish you'd choose
I never meant to give you the pushed out blues

[Verse 2]
You call me wild like a stormy sea
But all I wanted was to set you free
I know my edges are sharp and rough
But loving me shouldn’t feel this tough

[Chorus]
I never meant to give you the pushed out blues
I never meant to make your heart confuse
Oh darling
I’m standing here with no excuse
I never meant to give you the pushed out blues

[Bridge]
The clock ticks slow when I’m all alone
Echoes of us in a silent tone
I’m not perfect but I swear it’s true
Every note I sing belongs to you

Take It On the Run

REO Speedwagon

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