OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

Feel free to join my Discord server!
discord.gg/DTNbFgAmNd

Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

Ark Aberration - Boss Fight - Rockwell

Welcome back everyone,

They say, "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain". The chaos Insurgency is considered to be one of the  main antagonists of the SCP foundation, though that was not always the case. 

"To the majority of the Foundation and the anomalous world, the Insurgency was a splinter group that went A.W.O.L. with several researchers and anomalous objects. In reality, the O5 Council had created the Insurgency to complete missions with ethically questionable methods and politically unsavoury results" 

And this did work, for a while at least; The Foundation's biggest lie had become a reality, and the Insurgency actually went rogue. The Foundation covered it up with the pretence that they were always a splinter group not sanctioned by the Foundation, though the reasons for this defiance were never resolved.

The Insurgency tells us that they will use the anomalous to build a utopian future, where humanity is master of everything; not just a mirage where "consensus reality" itself is an illusion perpetrated by the Foundation.

And perhaps what they say is true;

Maybe they were disillusioned with the actions of the Foundation.
Maybe they were sick of the Foundation's duplicity.
Maybe they wanted to create a utopian world by becoming the villains.
Maybe they always had these aspirations of destroying the status quo.

This is what we are left with; a lot of Questions and none of the Answers.

Though, the alternative is a lot more terrifying; what if these Idealistic aspirations are but a cover for the true intentions of the Chaos Insurgency, and what are the true goals of the Chaos Insurgency?

Who knows what the Chaos Insurgency actually wants?


Also check out :
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Chaos Insurgency Hub, where some parts of the text are reused/quoted  here in the description, and an overview of the chaos Insurgency is located.:

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/chaos-insurgency-hub

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[SCP Theme] Duplicity And Disillusion - The Rise of the Chaos Insurgency

Dance Of Sheherazade (M:KR 1995,Remix:KR 2008)

Yesterday I spent eight hours chilling on a jump map listening to my work-in-progress remix of "I'm At Soup!". It was quite inspirational and I had it on replay the whole time xD During that time I somehow managed to finish Intruder Alert and added more songs to my never ending remix schedule OvO

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Iɴᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ Aʟᴇʀᴛ

not my music but enjoy 
video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8x0G56QwJY

Russian Time [Saxxy Awards 2015]

highly dame  requested a longer version of the  1 hour version of the song so here you  go  3 hours  of dame kicking   in the butt

Tf2 Kazotsky Kick Song - 3 HOURS EXTENDED

NOTE: I will be removing this track from Soundcloud in the next month or so due to Soundcloud changing their policy on training AI models on user content. I have enabled downloads so you can grab it while it is still up. You can also listen to this on my Youtube, Bandcamp, or Spotify page.

When the Red team find out Pyro is still alive, they embark on an epic journey to rescue him. What lengths will they go to in order to save their friend?

This is the soundtrack to the Source Filmmaker Film "Burning Through Space 2" created by the wonderful Winglet!

Check out the film if you get a chance! It's kick ass. https://youtu.be/EVi00_zWaZE

Burning Through Space 2 Original Soundtrack

Battle with the Aliens

video source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ08LS9aaIg
StblackSt's channel:https://www.youtube.com/user/STBlackST

Sundays Troubles - THIS IS MY POINT! (Extended)(STblackST)

This is a remix of my favorite track from the Subnautica OST!

Original YouTube version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trpu66kJVbg

Abandon Ship (Primal Xenolith Remix)

After a further review of the track why does it seem so much slower? As i'm writing this it's been 15 days since i released this. the mp3 file was fine. Is this a thing with sound cloud or just me...........?

Roblox SCP: Roleplay Nuke Music

update so semmse to be those 20 claims where at same time and counted as 1 strike ,   so this profile will no longer update   upload any more music  for now

Tf2 Kazotsky Kick Song - 3 HOURS EXTENDED

ResarXam