[Verse 1]
A legend twisted out of shape,
As if the script escaped its cage.
A student throwing hallway punches
Pretends to be a battle sage.
A cloaked invader cracks his seal,
But every scene feels secondhand—
A moon-bound monster form appears
No one bothered to understand.

[Pre-Chorus]
Genre soup on every side,
Borrowed moves they never earned.
Someone wake the writing staff—
Tell them which story they overturned.

[Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
Where power blasts collapse mid-air,
And fights look staged on rented sets
With CG lighting everywhere.
Devolution Adventure!!
Collect the orbs, rewrite the fate—
Wish this draft into the void
Before it spreads and mutates.

[Verse 2]
A “sidekick” drops in out of nowhere,
Camera framing screaming “sell.”
A desert rogue who steals the scene
Realizes halfway, “What the hell?”
A mentor hyped as worldly-wise
Gets stuck explaining nonsense lore,
While the missing best friend never shows—
Still waiting by an unused door.

[Pre-Chorus]
Even narrators break the act,
Trying hard to steer the crash.
“Trust us, the original was great—
This one’s running out of flash.”

[Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
Awkward pauses by design,
Romance scenes that stall and wheeze—
Every cut a warning sign.
Devolution Adventure!!
Gather orbs and make a plea:
Undo the backwards resurrection—
Fix the family tragedy.

[Bridge]
Costumes clashing, tone collapsing,
Villain makeup oddly green.
A prophecy no one explains,
A training arc that’s never seen.
Some creature props fall apart on sight—
Good thing the hero gave them a miss.

[Final Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
A tribute to what should’ve been,
A cautionary tale for all
Who adapt what they haven’t seen.
Devolution Adventure!!
If cosmic forces answer calls,
Let the wish be loud and clear:
“Please restore the missing balls…”

Devolution Adventure - Dragonball Evolution Song

Retro Bird AI