Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mr. Tibbs as The Neighbor
GamingPlush64 as Wally Darling

The Neighbor:
Get off my lawn, kid. I think you mistook me
Be it browsers or the scouts, I'm not interested in cookies
Don't ask me for a cup of sugar, you little poser
I'll choke you out like cinnamon; stick your grin up on simming posters
Rip you open; have you swimming with the fishes on the second floor
Get your corpse, and then trash you like Oscar
Scummy muppet, I'll be blunt, I will not be less hostile
Just because the net's bananas for your fruity ass roster
I see a home invader. There's tomatoеs, glue and bear traps at their feet
You'd invitе 'em in and use 'em just to stare at, like a creep! (Urghh)
Theres only one track that's fit for Wally
And it's wrapping 'round my house; strap him in the patch of my trolly!
I don't care about your show, and I don't care how your paintings look
I know your episodes ain't running, but I think you maybe should
I'm no Mr Rogers, I'll off you if you're in Raven Brooks
Get back in your home and get the fuck outta my neighbourhood

Wally Darling:
Hello Neighbor
How are you today?
Have you finally ceased from your screaming fit?
Well, here's the sitch
I've had this on lock before you even clicked
Don't even need to part my lips and...
I eat the beat up quick
Believe me, Mr. Peterson, I know who I am dealing with;
A clown who's house looks like it was ripped out of Dr. Seuss...
Or was it Edith Finch?
Ha, ha... I forgot the words...
Maybe that's why we're paired; everyone forgot who we were
Your angry barking's almost as funny as Barnaby
But it went down hill like your Betas; the numbers are hard to read
I think someone's just upset their games ain't getting them views
Or you're jealous that I dress as a better devil than you (Ooh)
I'm the host! I'm the most! I'm the Goat! Like I'm Baphomet!
My guestbook's at its limits. Say, are you enjoyed by MatPat yet?
Not so beautiful dreamer. Deluded to think you stay giant
Just close your eyes, and next time you see me?
Stay quiet

The Neighbor:
I'd get my keys and my BB gun locked and loaded
Spritz your index down like windex, leaving all your windows broken
Hit you with my car, smoke you like your cigarette packets
But all it takes to crash your page is internet traffic!
Your Build is Tiny when compared to my contract
Lemme get a shovel; give you more than eye contact
No restoration project's gonna aid Pinnochio
When you're six feet under my property
How's that for "so below"?

Wally Darling:
You just kept adding stories. A new one every time we blink
Yet the highest praise you get was: "that's good... I think..."
Maybe stay away from cars: last time you drove, your wife was slaughtered
And then, like our own fallen star, your son pushed down your daughter! (Oh!)
I've got friends at every end; you've no one left to love you
Even if you think I'm garbage, it still means I rise above you
This AI tried adapting, but again, he got outsmarted
Homie, your house just ain't hard enough
Home is where the heart is!

Hello Neighbor vs. Welcome Home. DGPRB.

Undertale vs. The Stanley Parable - Royale Rap Battle!

TheMonarchy As The Narrator

King Ducky As Sans

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Art by M&Mattie

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by Tompuffs

Prod. Anywaywell

The Narrator:
This is the story of a man named Sans he’s
A man shamed as he cant save family
But not to worry at least Sans's plan has been campaigned grandly? 
Haha! Pop the champagne Stanley

Sans really talks as if he can control the hand of Frisk
The alt Ness can't ctrl his tab at Grillbys while in massive debt!
Chara thought outside the box Sans granted them a stab at it
By sleeping on the job, fits all he asked for was a pass out fest

Sans:
Need advice on how to spit? Stay in your own lane
Take it step by step, it's basically your whole game 
The birds are singing, the flowers abloom
On days like these players like yours should get out of their rooms 

So uh… I miss something? Or did ya get a bit stunted
Ya get done in by skip button and tin bucket 
Kick it if your next verse is as unparable
Who would’ve guessed the button pusher pushed his buttons (ba dum tss)

The Narrator:
No more ba dum tss! 
That monotonous voice from a SpongeBob clip makes wringing you out on the top of my bucket list 
Just monsters in a pocket underground, well I’m on top of it!
The glutton couldn’t stomach Frisk, a ketchup stain was all that’s left

You just sit viewing the human's kills to not do them in?
You only lose your head once your brother loses his!
When you intend to do something you get hit then are through with it?
All behold the stupidest, ugliest, fattest being to exist!

Sans:
Stanley’s gone, you’ve crippled him, a disease in his own head
But all that’s needed to finish your shit show is schizo meds
You double down and grumble just to spout condescension 
But fall victim to a fall victim and lose out on your zending

From locked in the boss’s office suite to a broom closet sweeping him off his feet, both stopped his need for context constantly 
Wrong paths lead to long rants seems your story is hypocrisy
You talk of freedom but get awful mean when Stanley's off his leash

Sans vs. The Stanley Parable - Royale Rap Battle! [ft. TheMonarchy]

Kinger vs. Needlemouse • 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 (Ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic)

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰! 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 ] 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ … ] 𝘩𝘮…𝘰𝘥𝘥… 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘰!!! 𝘸𝘩𝘰.

TAFox as Sarah (& Pomni)
TaigaTonic as Kinger

Grasman as Caine

Written and Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles!

Kinger vs. Sarah • Analog vs. Anything.

I didn't make this song. this some made by a great YouTube called Emvyn

W.D Gaster vs Cyn - Murder Drones x Undertale - Song.mp3

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
JustGamer as Ralsei
AjisaiVA as Chiaki Nanami

Ralsei:
Greetings, Ms. Nanami!
It's wonderful to meet you!
It is clear I must try to defeat you, sorry in advance
There's no chance you will make me the P2
I won't let you mess with my game like a weird route
Sharper than the spear used by your friend in that blaze
When you sent your grenade in... oh, forget what I'm saying!
There's only gonna be a single end to this game
And I got backup from my friends
Because I never betrayеd them, come now
Therе's nothing to be afraid of, Kris
What we faced is way more dangerous than this one gamer kid
That was my verse, I hope you thought it was nice
Now close your eyes and just picture how Chiaki'd reply

Chiaki Nanami:
(Yawn) Sorry, I must have been sound asleep
I guess that's what happens when you count on sheep
You're not the GOAT, just an object with a conscience
Call this battle the funhouse 'cause I'm locked in
You can't touch this, you'll just raise my TP
Then I'll cast an ACT, send you under like you're ET
This'll be a brief case, hit you with my raps and
You're nothing but clothes that I'll fold away;
That's how I pack, man.
Leagues above your legend in this mundane matchup
Couldn't get onto my level with your fun gang stacked up
And what this plush hides got Undyne in the Knight's sight?
Should have told Kris your villain dies by a night light
Frankly, there's too much doubt for me to trust you
Don't bring up your fluff, I do not want to touch you
Last time a chef got clingy, he met my fist
But if I did hit you you'd probably like it

Ralsei:
So that's why... Ah! Your quips were just amusing!
That was sarcasm, I picked it up from Susie
Sorry, Ms. Nanami, but I just ain't quitting
I don't mean Akane when I say "hit it!"
I'm here to serve, that's what my role entails, I won't lose sight of my goal
While this troll has failed (That's right!)
You're not a true leader to the friends around ya
Better that a glue eater would just keep her mouth shut
I love my friends, they're the world to me
We do everything we can to be the perfect team
You're just a spy made to observe the teens
Trying to hide you're in security
So I dedicate this rap to send your foundation a message
You can never write off what is found within THE LEGEND
Don't Forget to breathe, there's no doubt I left you breathless
The lines that I dropped wiped you out like it was Tetris!

Chiaki Nanami:
It's good you're speaking up, didn't hear what you said, though
The hymns of this headband are nothing to my headphones
Even so, it doesn't matter how you say it is
I'm about to get the high score in the game you're in
I sacrificed myself so all my friends could have a life
You're passing off a batch of lies so your friends remain pacified
I'll pass the CHECK, I already know I have the lines
To take down another soft and fluffy black and white mastermind
Laugh behind your hand as you talk behind the back of SOULs
You casual
This lackey's a repackaged blackened Asriel
So bow to me if you want to talk active roles
Cause it's Game Over!
I'd say Toothpaste Boy has been rolled

Ralsei vs. Chiaki Nanami. DGPRB.

Be Very Afraid

Be Very Afraid (Rework)

[Verse 1]
Every key’s a weapon, silence holds its breath,
Steady hands conceal the storm beneath the chest.
Hours in the shadows sharpen every strike,
Perfect notes like daggers flashing through the night.

[Pre-Chorus]
Tension rising, nerves collide,
Cold precision, flame inside—

[Chorus]
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Cutting deep, no place to hide.
Every measure, fast and clean,
Sharper than the edge it seems.
Feel the surge, the timing tight,
One mistake could end the fight.
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Echoes burning through the night.

[Verse 2]
Rumors paint me heartless—let them have their say,
Discipline’s the furnace, nothing melts away.
Comet through the silence, breaking through the fear,
What you hear tonight is all that keeps me here.

[Pre-Chorus]
Pressure breaking, pulse is tight,
Cold as winter, fierce as night—

[Chorus]
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Cutting deep, no place to hide.
Every measure, fast and clean,
Sharper than the edge it seems.
Feel the surge, the timing tight,
One mistake could end the fight.
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Echoes burning through the night.

[Bridge]
Tempo rising!
Strike for strike!
No surrender—
Play it right!

[epic piano solo]

[Verse 3]
When the silence falls, I vanish in the haze,
But the resonance will haunt you long beyond the stage.
Every scar of practice carved into these hands,
Turns to fire and frost the moment it demands.

[Chorus]
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Cutting deep, no place to hide.
Every measure, fast and clean,
Sharper than the edge it seems.
Feel the surge, the timing tight,
One mistake could end the fight.
Scales of fire and frost collide,
Echoes burning through the night.

[Outro]
Fire and frost—collide…
(Strike for strike… tonight…)
Fire and frost—collide.

Scales of Fire and Frost - Crème Brûlée Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
Shambling forward, no time to rest,
Scarred by the beetles that tore through her chest.
Wrapped in a strand that never ends,
Searching for gold that will never mend.
Lost in the alleys, no memory clear,
Half-alive shadow still dragging near.
Every reflection a hollow disguise,
Every tomorrow another lie.

[Pre-Chorus]
Fragments breaking, won’t let go,
Glitched-out hunger starts to grow.
In the ruins, all alone,
Marching to a fate unknown.

[Chorus]
Golden error, burning through,
Rising when the night is new.
Fractured soul, can’t turn back,
Walking down a broken track.
Golden error, haunting call,
One long strand will bind it all.
Keep on moving, face the fight,
Trapped between the dark and light.

[Verse 2]
Hands outstretched, a mummy’s crawl,
Pasta strands like a shroud to fall.
Eyes still glowing, confusion’s flame,
Living glitch with no true name.
Every bite mark etched in skin,
Scars of a battle she couldn’t win.
Still she stumbles, still she roams,
Searching the gold for a place called home.

[Pre-Chorus]
Fragments breaking, won’t let go,
Glitched-out hunger starts to grow.
In the ruins, all alone,
Marching to a fate unknown.

[Chorus]
Golden error, burning through,
Rising when the night is new.
Fractured soul, can’t turn back,
Walking down a broken track.
Golden error, haunting call,
One long strand will bind it all.
Keep on moving, face the fight,
Trapped between the dark and light.

[Bridge]
Caught between the lines of code,
Heavy is the endless load.
Little mummy, hear the sound,
Fall, get up, then turn around.
Every scar’s a mark of will,
Broken, beaten, climbing still.

[Chorus]
Golden error, burning through,
Rising when the night is new.
Fractured soul, can’t turn back,
Walking down a broken track.
Golden error, haunting call,
One long strand will bind it all.
Keep on moving, face the fight,
Trapped between the dark and light.

[Outro]
Golden error… won’t let go.
Golden error… still I know.
Through the shadows, through the night,
She’ll keep walking till the fight.

Golden Error - Fettuccine Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
I walked into the shadows, thinking I was strong
The steel in my hand had a voice all along
Lightning at my back, thunder in my chest
Every step I take puts my soul to the test
I tried to be the hero, I tried to be the light
But the curse I carry only sharpened the fight
Scars across my vision, silence in my breath
Haunted by the ashes, I was marked for death

[Chorus]
It’s the storm on the sword, cutting through my veins
Every strike reminds me of the chains
Power in my grip, but it pulls me more
I’m torn in the storm on the sword

[Verse 2]
Cloaked in heavy armor, the weight I chose to bear
Every glance they give me is heavy with despair
Once I wore the crown, protector of the land
Now I walk in ruins with blood on my hands
The sky turns red, the ground shakes beneath
The shadow in the blade will never leave
But even in the torment, the guilt I endure
I’m searching for a reason I can still be pure

[Chorus]
It’s the storm on the sword, cutting through my veins
Every strike reminds me of the chains
Power in my grip, but it pulls me more
I’m torn in the storm on the sword

[Bridge]
Echoes of the past in the shattered halls
Every broken promise on the walls
But I keep moving, can’t stay behind
If redemption is a battle, I’ll fight to find

[Final Chorus]
It’s the storm on the sword, but I’ll break away
I won’t let the darkness have the final say
The power tried to claim me, but it’s not my core
I’ll rise from the storm on the sword

[Outro]
From the storm… I walk free
From the storm… it won’t define me

Storm on the Sword - Dark Choco Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
Born of endless waters, locked in cursed ice
Centuries of silence, still I pay the price
Sword of crystal waiting, glimmer in the deep
Even frozen sorrow has a vow it means to keep

[Pre-Chorus]
Shadows tried to hold me down
But the ocean won’t allow
Every fracture, every scar
Still I’m reaching for that star

[Chorus]
Through the frozen tide I rise
Hear the thunder in my chest
Every tear becomes the sea
Every heartbeat won’t forget
Even when the stars divide
I will fight the fate they set
Through the frozen tide I rise
I won’t rest

[Verse 2]
Once they called me goddess, ruling every wave
Now I chase the moonlight, prisoner and slave
But the tide remembers, it refuses to forgive
I was never made for silence — I was made to live

[Pre-Chorus]
Shadows tried to hold me down
But the ocean won’t allow
Every fracture, every scar
Still I’m reaching for that star

[Chorus]
Through the frozen tide I rise
Hear the thunder in my chest
Every tear becomes the sea
Every heartbeat won’t forget
Even when the stars divide
I will fight the fate they set
Through the frozen tide I rise
I won’t rest

[Bridge]
Eternity won’t break me, even if it tries
Blade of sapphire shining, cutting through the lies
Every wave behind me, every storm ahead
Moon above, I’ll follow till the curse is dead

[instrumental]

[Chorus]
Through the frozen tide I rise
Hear the thunder in my chest
Every tear becomes the sea
Every heartbeat won’t forget
Even when the stars divide
I will fight the fate they set
Through the frozen tide I rise
I won’t rest

[Outro]
Frozen tide — I rise
Frozen tide — I rise

Frozen Tide - Sea Fairy Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Retro Bird AI