What if AI made a MOUSE: P.I. For Hire song? (1930s)

[Intro]
(Oh, swing it, boys!)
OooOooooo

[instrulmental hook]

[Verse 1]
Down in the city, where the bright lights dim,
Mouse P.I., with vigor and vim!
Zoot suits, Tommy guns, and hats so wide,
He's the cat's pajamas, on…