Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

Knuckles Sings A Song (Sonic The Hedgehog Video Game Parody)

[1 Hour] LUIGI'S MANSION SONG ▶ "Phantom Dancing" [SFM] | CG5

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! In this 100 Hour Challenge special, we have exploding video game enemies; Bob-omb from Super Mario Bros vs Creeper from Minecraft. Enjoy!

TheMonarchy as Bob-omb
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / https://www.youtube.com/@monarchybattleraps

Commander Jacob as Creeper
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

-LYRICS-

Bob-omb (0:09)
Yo. EXPLODING IN! Buddy you crawled on the wrong land
They put me up against a Creeper? Aw man!
Double Dash away before this Bob-omb Blasts
You’ll go from face on a backpack to laid in a body bag
Why attack the player? You’re one in the same
Either of you see a pussy and start running away
And if you wanna act hostile, I hope you can camouflage
Or I’ll splatter you on the trees; make you look like you’re back to moss
You both cause destruction, but lemme tell ya something
Only difference between you and TNT? You’re ugly
No back and forth, I jump straight in as I’m attacking 
I layed out this pig, put him back in the right axis

Creeper (0:40)
BOOM BOOM BOOM- that’ll be you when you provoke me
I’ll chew you up and spit you out like Yoshi
Match my explosions? You’d need at least two
So if you really wanna go, try to re-fuse
I’ll drop a track, I got a real bone to pick today
Bet your reflexes delayed like your Galaxy minigame
Spectate and realize I see green in two different ways
While you’re on the Battlefield, waging wars with a civil race
Walking or Charging, I’mma come for your head
When you’re falling from the sky, it’s the most Sudden of Deaths
(Let’s go) House of Boom? Yeah, your mama was in that
Just stay on the ground; I’m who’s leaving an impact

-CREDITS-

Written by Commander Jacob and TheMonarchy
Beat and additional writing help by swizkii
https://www.youtube.com/@swizkii
Mixed by Light
Additional art by HoodieMasterr
https://www.youtube.com/@hoodiemasterr

Feedback by TheMonarchy, swizkii, HoodieMasterr, and SimplyRazzy
Shout out to Walk and JustGamer

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Creeper vs Bob-omb | Half-Ass Rap Battles

[Intro]

Yeah! Let's go!

[Verse 1]

Speeding through the starlit sky
Chasing dreams that never die
Echoes of the future call
Rising up, we’ll never fall

[Pre-Chorus]

Every step we take, pushing to the edge
Feel the wind beneath our wings
No time to hesitate, standing on the ledge
Ready for what tomorrow brings

[Chorus]

We’re on an infinite journey
Racing toward the light
No matter what the world may bring
We’ll keep our hope in sight
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Bound by destiny
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Setting our spirits free
On this infinite journey

[Verse 2]

Mountains high, we climb them all
Through the fire, we stand tall
Shadows try to hold us back
But we'll stay on the right track

[Pre-Chorus]

Hearts ablaze with energy
Nothing's gonna slow us down
Breaking through the mystery
We’ll turn the world around

[Chorus]

We’re on an infinite journey
Racing toward the light
No matter what the world may bring
We’ll keep our hope in sight
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Bound by destiny
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Setting our spirits free
On this infinite journey

[Bridge]

When the darkness closes in
And all seems lost and cold
We’ll find the strength within
A story to unfold

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

Every challenge faced, we overcome
United by our flame
With every rising sun
We'll never be the same

[Chorus]

We’re on an infinite journey
Racing toward the light
No matter what the world may bring
We’ll keep our hope in sight
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Bound by destiny
(Whoa-oh-oh)
Setting our spirits free
On this infinite journey

[Outro]

Yeah!
Infinite journey!
Alright!
We’re never stopping now!

What if AI made a Sonic Adventure 3: Battle theme?

[Verse 1]
A stitchwork of shadows, a needle of spite,
Born from two flames in a lab’s jagged light,
Midnight hybrid, with azure veins etched,
A synthetic storm where the fates are stretched.

[Pre-Chorus]
Tempest’s tempo, a rogue satellite’s spin,
Cracks the code of the gods he’s locked in,
No puppet strings—just a grin sharp as knives,
A chaos unbound, rewriting old lives.

[Chorus]
Chaos, chaos—the engine’s alive,
Chaos, chaos—no shackles, no shrine,
He’s the paradox spinning, the unbroken line,
Chaos, chaos—your downfall’s design!
(Chaos! Chaos!)

[Verse 2]
Ash-clad treads kick up sparks from the void,
A tactician’s laugh where the fractured collide,
Phantom wings slice the air—no need to transform,
His rivals just ghosts in the eye of the storm.

[Pre-Chorus]
They call him a glitch in the system’s old hymn,
A black hole with claws, always hungry to win,
He’ll drain your fire, then spit back the flame,
A king with no kingdom, no rules to his game.

[Chorus]
Chaos, chaos—the engine’s alive,
Chaos, chaos—no shackles, no shrine,
He’s the paradox spinning, the unbroken line,
Chaos, chaos—your downfall’s design!
(Chaos! Chaos!)

[Bridge]
Crown of static, a throne built from scheming,
He’ll crack your resolve while the crystals are gleaming,
Hubris his hymn, yet it falters too soon—
A flaw in the blueprint, a waning dark moon.

[epic solo]

[Chorus]
Chaos, chaos—the engine’s alive,
Chaos, chaos—no shackles, no shrine,
He’s the paradox spinning, the unbroken line,
Chaos, chaos—your downfall’s design!

[Outro]
The screen flickers static, but the engine’s still coiled,
A spiked paradox thrives where the aftermath’s soiled,
No requiem plays—just the hum of his cry:
“Chaos! Chaos! You can’t outrun the why.”

[Final Chorus]
Chaos, chaos—the engine’s alive,
Chaos, chaos—no shackles, no shrine,
He’s the paradox spinning, the unbroken line,
Chaos, chaos—your downfall’s design!

Downfall’s Design (Seelkadoom the Hedgehog Song)

[Verse 1]
Born from embers of a broken tomorrow,
He bends the hourglass, defying sorrow.
A fractured horizon, where ash clouds loom,
He rewinds the clock to shatter doom.

[Pre-Chorus]
With a thought, he lifts the weight of years,
Mending fractures in the fabric here.

[Chorus]
Sentinel of the unseen force,
Guiding time along its course.
(Charge the storm!) Through the echoes he rides,
(Charge the storm!) A new dawn he provides.

[Verse 2]
Youthful resolve with wisdom untamed,
Through chrono streams, his purpose unchained.
Allies in speed, a flame by his side,
Through eras colliding, they turn the tide.

[Pre-Chorus]
A wanderer unbound, yet tethered to cause,
His heart beats steady as the timeline flaws.

[Chorus]
Sentinel of the unseen force,
Guiding time along its course.
(Charge the storm!) Where shadows retreat,
(Charge the storm!) Hope’s rhythm repeats.

[Bridge]
Forged in chaos, a paradox’s breath,
Energy arcs like a shield against death.
In every clash, his resolve takes flight—
A spark against the endless night.

[Verse 3]
When doubt eclipses the pulse of the skies,
He visions a path where light defies.
Through ruins and gales, he carves his creed,
Each act a vow to the future’s need.

[Pre-Chorus]
Eyes fixed on horizons yet to ignite,
He weaves tomorrow from the threads of strife.

[Chorus]
Sentinel of the unseen force,
Guiding time along its course.
(Charge the storm!) Where silence is breached,
(Charge the storm!) The balance he reaches.

[Outro]
In the annals of time, his spark never fades,
A timeless defender through the chaos he wades.
From past to horizon, where light meets the gray,
His legend lives on, never fading away.

Sentinel of the Unseen Force (Silver the Hedgehog Song - Sonic the Hedgehog)

IMMORTAL

Words Stab Like Knives

F00pz as Jekyll & Hyde
J Morris as Eddie Brock
Freshy Kanal as Venom

Written by:
Freshy Kanal & JChay

Additional Writing Help:
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Vlad, Creep, Atronachs Aura, MetaMachine, King Mewtwo, Silent, J Morris, FynnRedkirby, AmazingRabi

Cover Art by Razzy
Karaoke:
https://picosong.com/wgiHw/

Lyrics:

Jekyll:
Me? Versus a crook? Sorry, where are my manners?
It’s just that I’m an esteemed doctor. You’re hardly Bruce Banner
But here’s what I believe. Every man has a side that’s good or bad:
I represent absolute good, you represent absolute trash
It takes more than a planet of symbiotes to leave a scientist truly pissed
But you can't expect me to sit back while Marvel stole my schtick.
(Ooh) Your whole plan on getting revenge for your work
Had more complications than your mom giving birth
You harassed Mary Jane, dreamed to get her man killed? 
Did that symbiote come with the black pill?
Does that ring a bell? Cause I’m sure that hurt
You’ll find no cure for daddy issues in the church
You want to try and find another big brain to pick 
And I’ll just leave you more beat than Sam Raimi did 

Eddie:
Doesn’t look like you’re compensating to what your knowledge took.
My body count is higher than the pile of dust on your books
So internalize, where’s the upper hand? 
You’re barking. I’m biting.
And If you’re proud about that writing, then Jekyll is hiding
Yeah, the lab rat better run back to his hideout. 
Cause when I'm spitting venom, Imma rip his hyde out
Everything I utter, son I recommend you write down
So in your final letter they’ll know how you got your lights out
I’ll show you what’s a true unhappy end, 
when you know the weak spot you got his inside
Jekyll is tackling and I’ll end this battle, 
rattling your carnage,
your pals can’t save you this time.

Jekyll:
You’re left a sloppy popcorn flick, my story's stood the test of time

Eddie:
Yeah so you can teach high schoolers “Don't get high on your supply”
The way you’re drinking all your problems, like AA is out your say-so
Think you’re better but you’re rotten-

Jekyll:
What? Like your score on Tomatoes?
You call yourself a (ugh) It seems my condition’s getting worse I see
That serum had impurities. 

Hyde:
Please, there’s no hope in curing me

Eddie:
It’s getting a bit weird, I think I’m gonna run

Venom:
Hey, loser where are you going? (God damn) Things are getting fun

Hyde:
Knock, knock, let the devil in
Bring hell upon this puppet, devastate your strings
Since they already fingersnapped half of your engagement rings
I’ll ensure you’ll be the second little girl that I have trampled on.
So Hyde your kids, Hyde your wife. Oh wait, they’re gone.

Venom:
Looking up from 6 feet deep? I’m feasting on your skeleton
Or take a lesson from your grandson and comprehend your medicine
Imma bring this to an end before you bring despair to its summit
So good luck finishing your story inside my stomach

What if AI made a Sonic Adventure 3: Battle theme?

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