[Verse 1:]
In the world of gravel and guns, the battle's begun,
Reds load their rockets, the Blues cock their guns.
Spy’s cloaked in shadow, a knife in his grip,
Whispers "Gentlemen" as he lets his disguise slip.

Scout's running bases, bat swinging with zeal,
"Bonk!" he yells, making the heavy reel.
Pyro’s mmmphing, flames lick the air,
Burns down the sentry, leaving nothing but despair.

[Chorus:]
Oh, it’s the dance of the teams, the dance of the teams,
Red vs. Blue, Red vs. Blue, where nothing's as it seems.
Push the cart, push the cart, capture that base,
In this frantic, frenetic, fiery race.
(Repeat)

[Verse 2:]
Engineer’s building, his turret spins around,
"Gotcha," it beeps with a resounding sound.
Medic heals heavy, “I am bulletproof!”
Together they’re unstoppable, their power through the roof.

Sniper’s keen eye takes aim from afar,
A shot rings clear under the twilight star.
Demoman chuckles, a sticky trap set,
"Ka-boom!" he laughs, as the foes get swept.

[Bridge:]
But wait! A twist in the tale, a sudden switch,
Reds turn to Blues, without a hitch.
Balanced and shuffled, they start anew,
Brothers in arms, in a different hue.

[Verse 3:]
With new teams formed, they clash again,
Battle lines drawn, it’s just a matter of when.
Soldier rockets soar through the dusk,
"This is my world, you’re just a busk!"

[Chorus:]
It’s the dance of the teams, the dance of the teams,
Red vs. Blue, Red vs. Blue, fight after fight.
Push the cart, push the cart, hold your ground,
In this merry, mad, magnificent round.
(Repeat)

[Outro (The Sandvich Song):]
In the quiet of the ceasefire, Heavy finds delight,
Sandvich in hand, he takes a hearty bite.
"Sandvich make me strong!" he declares with a grin,
In this game of endless war, where no one truly wins.

[Tagline:]
Grab your gear, join the fray,
In TF2, where everyone's fair play!

What if AI made a Team Fortress 2 Cartoon Theme?

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