[Verse 1]
Dashing through the gate, a blue jumpsuit in sight (sight),
Chef hat on his head, in the ring we're set to fight.
Brown skin, bucktooth, swinging with delight,
Under magenta cape, he laughs into the ni-ni-ni-night.
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Dodging rolling stones, no bombs to pave our path,
$200 down, we face the Doise's wrath (wrath).
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
A mimic of The Noise, with a tone that’s rich and deep,
In a pink ring we clash, no quiet, no sleep.

[Chorus]
Doise, in the arena, you spin a wild dance (dance),
With every step and jump, we’re caught within your trance.
From laughter to the silence, where the shadows advance,
Doise, play your game, give us more than a gla-gla-gla-glance.
(Go! Go! Go!)

[Verse 2]
Second phase awakes, colors burst in clear view (view),
Dark blue faces watch, as we battle through.
No cutscenes to save us, just the fight we pursue,
With every stone that flies, our rivalry ren-ren-ren-renews.
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Bridge]
He’s dead...
...yep, still dead...
...
...still dead...
...
Okay, he’s ba-ba-ba-back now, YEAH!

[Chorus]
Doise, in the arena, you spin a wild dance,
With every step and jump, we’re caught within your tr-tr-tr-trance.
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
From laughter to the silence, where the shadows advance (advance),
Doise, play your game, give us more than a glance.

[Verse 3]
No rematch to claim, in death’s cold embrace (embrace),
Upon the ground he lies, no victor, no ra-ra-ra-race.
Breakdance on the memory, claim the Doise’s space,
In garments of the fallen, we find our solace.
(Go! Go! Go!)

[Outro]
As Fake Peppino steps in, a new challenge unfurls,
The shadow of the Doise, in this twisted world.
Past echoes of laughter, where chaos once tw-tw-tw-twirled,
Doise, the chef of doom, forevermore the pearl.

[Chorus]
Doise, in the arena, you spin a wild dance,
With every step and jump, we’re caught within your trance (trance).
From laughter to the silence, where the shadows adva-adv-adv-advance,
Doise, play your game, give us more than a gla-gla-gla-glance.

What if AI made a "The Doise" song? (Pizza Tower)

Retro Bird AI