I had to do at least one Texas battle as a Texan

Ego as The Engineer
Matt Raichous as Hank Hill
Writing by Alchemyking
Beat by Beatg33kz
Arrangement by Alchemyking
Mixing and mastering by Danii
Cover art by Matt Raichous
Special thanks to: Molliebdenite, SPM1000

The Engineer:
You wanna sit with me a while? Come and have a seat
But with that physique, you’d just slip right off with your flat asscheeks
Just a middle-aged schlub, I’m not missing your ilk
Dominate this bland dad, now I’m the King of the Hill

I’d rather watch the Mann brothers’ feud than your family squabbles
‘Cause while I’m handling shotguns, you just solve practical problems
Maybe get your wife to teach you sex ed next time, ‘cause I met her
Then I Pegged her, and we got to work erectin’ a dispenser

From Laotians to drag queens, you’re just spreading your hate
Did you teleport all your bread? You’re fifteen years out of date
I’d cock my shotgun, shoot all your tanks, and show you what real pro pain is
Won’t rest til your place is flaming — (cocks shotgun) Makin’ bacon!

Hank Hill:
I tried to join your lobby, but I had to take my leave
‘Cause every other game I entered was just Mann vs. Machines
I can’t stand you in the least, always goin’ off with thoughtless words
You sound so damn crazy, I should call you Dale Conagher!

(BWAAAAAH!) You wanna beef with me? A grilling natural?
All your lines were undercooked, because your heart is black as coal
I tell ya what, you mess with me, and things get messy
If you think I’m just a sap, that means I’ll still take down your sentries!

And let me tell you, that Scout should go and back outta this fight
I don’t care how buoyant he is, that boy ain’t right!
That hat you’re wearing fits you, ‘cause you’re so hard-headed
But your company’s so short-handed, you can’t fix it with prosthetics

The Engineer:
Heh… catch of the day, much? I thought I’d have to wait
But you took my bait right at the start like it’s crack cocaine
And stop pickin’ on Scout! Do I need to get it through your cranium?
He always bats for us, you were just born in Yankee Stadium

You’re not a true Texan! You’re callin’ me dumb with that head of yours?
And how are you so cold when you do chores in blazing temperatures?
Got it! Your father doesn’t want ‘ya, and you make it everyone’s problem
You tower over him, and you still get picked on by Cotton

Hank Hill:
You’re crackin’ jokes ‘bout my dead daddy, and you think I’d laugh?!
I’ll make like the mods in all your lobbies when I kick your ass!
My papa was a hero, and he fought through countless war scenes
You’re such a sadsack soldier, I’d rather listen to Dauterive

So why don’t you mosey back to your recliner ‘fore your next bout?
Even with your memes, for your team, you’d never stick your neck out
The King’s secured his crown, so I’ll go back to flipping burgers
While you take out your wrench and try in vain to fix your servers

Hank Hill vs. The Engineer - AK Rap Battles

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Wile E. Coyote vs Caution Guy ft. ego & iGreenOwl

[Verse 1]
Born in the heat, forged by flame
Walkin' the line, playin' my game
Crown of embers, power divine
Dragons whisper, “The world's mine”

[Pre-Chorus]
Flames in my veins, I live to burn
Rules of the world—ain’t my concern
Runnin' reckless, wild and free
None of your chains can hold down me

[Chorus]
I ride on wings of fire, burning bright
Raging through darkness, setting sparks alight
Try to tame me—you'll crash and fall
Can't cage the blaze, I burn it all

[Verse 2]
Headstrong rebel, pride ablaze
Secrets hidden behind my gaze
A bead of crimson, fate’s in my grip
Made a deal—I’ll never slip

[Pre-Chorus]
Scorching earth, chaos I weave
Truth in the flame—deceive and believe
Untouchable, arrogant, alone
Bow to no one—claim my throne

[Chorus]
I ride on wings of fire, burning bright
Raging through darkness, setting sparks alight
Try to tame me—you'll crash and fall
Can't cage the blaze, I burn it all

[Bridge]
Feel the heat rising, don't cross my path
Playing with fire, you'll feel my wrath
Flame eternal, can't be undone
Dance on the edge, 'til the battle’s won

[epic guitar solo]

[Chorus]
I ride on wings of fire, burning bright
Raging through darkness, setting sparks alight
Try to tame me—you'll crash and fall
Can't cage the blaze, I burn it all

[Outro]
Unquenchable heat, my spirit flies
Born of the flame, never compromise
I ride on wings of fire, burning bright
Forever burning, owning the night

[Final Chorus]
I ride on wings of fire, burning bright
Raging through darkness, setting sparks alight
Try to tame me—you'll crash and fall
Can't cage the blaze, I burn it all

Can't Cage the Blaze (Fire Spirit Cookie Song - Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Undertale the musical Undyne

[Verse 1]
Toxic air, the ground is cracked,
Every echo could pull you back.
Venom laughs in the dead of night,
One wrong move and you lose the fight.
Steel your breath, don’t turn away,
Hungry shadows demand you pay.
Closer now, there’s no escape,
Your soul’s the fire that I’ll reshape.

[Chorus]
Fuel for the flame—can you take the heat?
Every step closer, you admit defeat.
Knees will tremble, voices break,
But the fire inside will never shake.
Fuel for the flame—there’s no turning back,
Give me your soul and I’ll paint it black.

[Verse 2]
False disguise, a smiling snare,
Every promise will keep you there.
Claws beneath where the light won’t reach,
Lessons carved that no one can teach.
Legends fall when their pride runs thin,
Every rival will break within.
Play the game, it’s mine to win,
Every soul is my origin.

[Chorus]
Fuel for the flame—can you take the heat?
Every step closer, you admit defeat.
Knees will tremble, voices break,
But the fire inside will never shake.
Fuel for the flame—there’s no turning back,
Give me your soul and I’ll paint it black.

[Bridge]
One taste of fear, and you’re already mine,
Cross the edge, there’s no rewind.
I don’t fade, I don’t bow down,
I wear the fire like a crown.

[Chorus]
Fuel for the flame—can you take the heat?
Every step closer, you admit defeat.
Knees will tremble, voices break,
But the fire inside will never shake.
Fuel for the flame—there’s no turning back,
Give me your soul and I’ll paint it black.

[Outro]
Ahaha… fuel for the flame.
Heehee… nothing remains.

Fuel for the Flame - Lychee Dragon Cookie Song (CookieRun: OvenBreak)

[Verse 1]
Born where the storms erase the weak,
Strength was the only tongue I’d speak.
Victories carved in dust and flame,
Fear itself remembers my name.
Every scar’s a banner raised,
Every foe reduced to haze.

[Pre-Chorus]
The wasteland bows when the iron calls,
Power is truth, and I hold it all.

[Chorus]
Steel of the wasteland, strike like fire,
Drums of the swarm beat higher and higher.
No surrender, no retreat,
Glory marches with a savage beat.
Steel of the wasteland, iron reign,
Follow my command or break in chains.

[Verse 2]
Crowds fall silent when I appear,
The law of strength is crystal clear.
Oaths are sealed in blood and ash,
The weak collapse, the ruthless last.
One command can shift the ground,
One decree and the swarm surrounds.

[Pre-Chorus]
The wasteland bows when the iron calls,
Power is truth, and I hold it all.

[Chorus]
Steel of the wasteland, strike like fire,
Drums of the swarm beat higher and higher.
No surrender, no retreat,
Glory marches with a savage beat.
Steel of the wasteland, iron reign,
Follow my command or break in chains.

[Bridge]
Raise the flame, the army roars,
Strength decides, nothing more.
March of thunder, storm of sand,
All will bend to my command.

[Chorus]
Steel of the wasteland, strike like fire,
Drums of the swarm beat higher and higher.
No surrender, no retreat,
Glory marches with a savage beat.
Steel of the wasteland, iron reign,
Follow my command or break in chains.

[Outro]
Steel of the wasteland… steel of the wasteland…

When the Iron Calls - Nutmeg Tiger Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
Shadows fade, the lights awake,
Rusting rides begin to shake,
Painted horses stir from the dark,
Dreams return to the heart of the park.
Wings of color rise through the air,
Sugar trails are everywhere,
Echoes of the laughter remain,
Every spark repeats the name.

[Chorus]
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Turning where the memories are,
Every wheel revives the sound,
Lost amusement, now it’s found.
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Children’s voices near and far,
Even when the daylight falls,
Dreams still echo through it all.

[Verse 2]
Pastel fire across the sky,
Eyes of time have watched worlds die,
Centuries of silence I’ve kept,
Still the melody never slept.
Every light that flickers is mine,
Every moment frozen in time,
Joy forgotten, still it survives,
I’m the keeper keeping it alive.

[Chorus]
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Turning where the memories are,
Every wheel revives the sound,
Lost amusement, now it’s found.
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Children’s voices near and far,
Even when the daylight falls,
Dreams still echo through it all.

[Bridge]
Colors burst, dissolve, return,
Round and round, the endless turn,
I have seen the start and the end,
Still the music rises again.

[instrumental]

[Chorus]
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Turning where the memories are,
Every wheel revives the sound,
Lost amusement, now it’s found.
Ride on the carousel of stars,
Children’s voices near and far,
Even when the daylight falls,
Dreams still echo through it all.

[Outro]
Carousel of stars…
Carousel of stars…
Carousel of stars…

Carousel of Stars - Cream Unicorn Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Disclaimer: this is not an original song. The original song is by Black Gryph0n & Baasik

Upside Down (A Hazbin Hotel Song) - Black Gryph0n & Baasik

austen's knight

No cape. No myth. Just love. The true hero – our father. Strength without a costume, love without limits. Not Superman. Not a movie character. our father – our hero.

When the Iron Calls - Nutmeg Tiger Cookie Song (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Retro Bird AI