Reuben the Sandlich is a folk metal shitpost band fronted by an undead Reuben sandwich lich. Blending Klezmer chaos with blast beats and bread puns, they summon deli-fueled mayhem from beyond the grave. Their debut album Unbread is a cursed feast of rye, rot, and riffs. Eat at your own risk.

Reuben

Stalewalkers, those withered husks of bread left to dry in the sun on the battlefield. They harden themselves into thick crusty armor and sharp natural weapons.

March of the Stalewalkers

Over-toasted unbread burning across the Shadoughfell. We are the Charred.

Charred Beyond Recognition

Moldwraiths, few fears fill bread with as much dread as the thought that they might be controlled by mold.

Echoes of the Moldwraiths

The Crumbkind, swarming morsels, remnants of crusty meals.

Crumbkind Dust

Loasts

A bombastic Metal Waltz hybrid. You probably want the one with vocals. This is battle music for a D&D game.

Herald of Acamar (Instrumental)

A bombastic hybrid of Metal and Waltz. This is battle music for a D&D game.