Just a fun song I made about D&D for my group that I play with. Happy Critting!

Lyrics:

Rolled a nat one, now my game is a mess
Dragon's fire singed my favorite vest
Life in the dungeon, I'm hardcore stressed
Every roll, man, I just need a long rest
Dungeon master laughs while I'm freaking out
Loaded metal dice drop without a doubt
Luck in my rolls, but it's nowhere to be found
My odds of getting crit's, they're so low, I wanna shout

Treasure chest, but it's a mimic fight
No spell slots left, I guess I'll die
Dragon breath or a werewolf bite
I'm scared to death, I'm headed for the light

Dice don't lie and they're out for my soul
Snake eyes staring at me like a black hole
Critical failures got me takin' the toll
My fate is set in a six-sided scroll
Total party wipe, now we're back to square one
We lost the fight and I think my friends are done
The DM's right, we should of just run
My stealth, it might, but I rolled a nat one
Dice don't lie and they're out for my soul
Snake eyes staring at me like a black hole
Critical failures got me takin' the toll
My fate is set in a six-sided scroll
Total party wipe, now we're back to square one
We lost the fight and I think my friends are done
The DM's right, we should of just run
My stealth, it might, but I rolled a nat one

Nat One (Prod. GAXILLIC)

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