ich mache was mir spaß macht. Beschreibungen schreiben, gehört nicht dazu

Zitadelle von Nod – Der Netzwerk-Krieger

Live Wire Cover

A rock opera of truly epic proportions, The Grand Delusion of Sir Chadwick the Bold is a dramatic, symphonic journey through the legend of an online warrior whose battles are fought behind a keyboard. With soaring choirs, thunderous guitars, and theatrical storytelling, this track blends humor with tragedy in a tale of grand ambitions never realized. Sir Chadwick, a self-proclaimed digital knight, faces the trials of internet discourse, the heartbreak of AI romance, and the ultimate challenge—stepping outside. Will he rise to greatness? Or remain forever undefeated… in theory?

The Grand Delusion of Sir Chadwick the Bold

A friend wanted me to make music involving skibidi toilet gen z slang. 

Skibidi Fart in the Park - experimental comedy heap

Here's the lyrics - "Don't Like These Bands? Well, Fuck You!"

HUH!!

When I get asked "What's your favorite bands?"
I tell them with one hand on my glands
Coz I love hair metal and cock rock
And RHCP when they put socks on their cocks!

Poison, Faster Pussycat, and Skid Row too
Don't like those bands? Well, FUCK YOU!!
L..A.Guns, Warrant, and Motley Crue
My cock gets hard when I think of you!

Big hair, leather jacket, Les Paul in hands
Those were my fucking favorite bands
Drinking in the Rainbow and the Whiskey A Go Go
Getting fucked up before playing a show!

Poison, Faster Pussycat, and Skid Row too
Don't like those bands? Well, FUCK YOU!!
L..A.Guns, Warrant, and Motley Crue
My cock gets hard when I think of you!

[Intsrumental - guitar solo]

They all went from shitty clubs to doing world tours,
Getting recognition, money and whores
Don't tell me my favorite bands are shit,
When you could'nt write a Rock'n'Roll hit!!

Poison, Faster Pussycat, and Skid Row too
Don't like those bands? Well, FUCK YOU!!
L..A.Guns, Warrant, and Motley Crue
My cock gets hard when I think of you!

Fuck Yeah! Vince Neil!
Oh fuck yeah! CC DeVille!
Bobby Dall Yeah yeah!
Duran Duran, Wham, Madonna - FUCK NO!!

My Favorite Bands

Working From Home

[Vers 1]
Darlin’, I’m not alone — no, I socialize with my phone
Got my thumbs on fire, scrollin’ like a rolling stone
No hugs, no kiss, no laundry day
I’m busy postin’ lunch and slayin’ it with #bae

You say I’m distant? Girl, get real
I’m sittin’ right here by the microwave meal
I liked your pic from ‘22
Isn’t that romantic too?

[Refräng]
So why you sighin’? I’m home, ain’t I?
You want sweet talk — I just replied!
You say I’m here, but far away
I say, "I love you!" …in my own way
You want deep talks and candlelight
I got memes to post, and likes to fight
So why you mad? I’m home, that’s right —
Now let me film this dinner bite

[Vers 2]
She says, “You never listen, you just nod”
I said, “Hold up — I’m live with my squad”
She said, “You’re cold, you’re barely here”
I said, “Girl, I just made a reel about beer!” 🍻

Then she sighs and starts to speak...
I go: "Shhh... I’m on mute — it's my podcast week"
I’m not at the bar, not out with the boys
I’m right here, surrounded by noise

[Refräng]
So why you sighin’? I’m home, ain’t I?
I do my part — I charge and lie
You say you want a man who’s real
But when I talk, you mute the deal!
First I’m gone, then you want me near
Then I speak — and you disappear
So what you want? Just name the plan
Until then I’m live on Instagram!

[Bridge]
They say love is give and take
But I just took your slice of cake
You said “Talk to me, just be here”
I said “Wait, my story just got a cheer!” 🙌📱

[Final Refräng – med extra självironi]
So why you cryin’? I’m home, ain't I?
Your man’s online — and kinda shy
You want my eyes, not just my face
You want my heart, not just my place
But girl I swear, I’m tryin’ hard
It’s just my soul lives in my SIM card

I’m Home, Ain’t I ? (Funny song comedy rock)

I like him - #5

I like him - #6

A tribute to Nagisa Oshima.
This piece is offered in honor of Nagisa Oshima.
In memory of Nagisa Oshima, whose flame still burns.

大島渚さん有難う。

Welcome to the sonic chaos lab of Shiitake Products — where genre rules are meant to be bent, broken, or ignored entirely.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something. From dark trap bangers to cinematic rock anthems, emo-folk confessionals to glitchy satire ballads — every track is a story, a mood, a moment. Nothing here is made to please algorithms. It’s made to feel.

🔹 Genres? Trap, EDM, alt-rock, rap-rock, folk, comedy, chaos.
🔹 Themes? Love, rage, ADHD spirals, existential dread, healing, heartbreak, and hope.
🔹 Mission? To make music that punches through the noise and hits somewhere real.

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"Sleazy, Filthy, Disgusting, Vulgar, yet downright infectious!"

Buckle Up & Enjoy The Ride - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty!! ;-)  xx

L.A.Bastards:
CJ Carnage - Vocalizin'
Kab Shakes - Lead Guitarin'
Andy Latex - Rhythm Guitarin'
R.G.Fuxx - Bass Guitarin'
Cabrón - Drummin'

平成時代に大阪で生まれ育った音楽フリークです。とにかく音楽大好き。それだけです。なんとか良い曲を作るんで、聴いて帰ってくださいな。よろしくー

A man in his 20's who makes fairly experimental and outsider music. Messing around with keyboards, guitars, various instruments and vocals.

New tracks tagged #comedy rock