To Be Determined

QUINTON: I won't let you take this from me.
QUINTON: You're not even worth the lord's admiration.
QUINTON: You're worthless.
QUINTON: You're a walking joke, You know that?

* UKIMI PRIME - ULTIMATE ATTACK AND ULTIAMTE DETTACK
* sounds like a broken record


stolen motif from https://soundcloud.com/planetjars/noodles-battle

Me Pounding Your Mom

Something inspired by one of the old Queen designs that was shared in the Autumn 2024 UT/DR newsletter! She gave me kind of snake lady/medusa-y vibes, hence the name of the track.

Mar. 2025 Update Blog Post:
https://anothermedian.nekoweb.org/blog/march

(ahh, much more room to breathe!)

Serpentine

DIGGIT - ATK 5 DEF 4
Seems to have formed a symbiotic relationship.

Combat Cry

DISCORD SERVER!!! - https://discord.gg/GcCqKEWU

UNDYNE: Wake up, you two.
UNDYNE: You slept through half the day already.

COOLIO: AH! GOOD MORNING!
COOLIO: OR, ER... DAY, I GUESS.
COOLIO: YOU DON'T SEEM VERY HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING...
UNDYNE: ...I know. Follow me, it's important.
...

UNDYNE: ...
UNDYNE: Seven.
UNDYNE: We need seven human souls to get out of the underground.
UNDYNE: Six.
UNDYNE: That's how many we have right now.
UNDYNE: I think you can understand what I'm getting to here.

...

UNDYNE: ...Look.
UNDYNE: I don't want to do this either.
UNDYNE: You're a good kid, from what I've seen.
UNDYNE: But whether you like it or not...
UNDYNE: You being alive gets in the way of everyone's hopes and dreams.

...

UNDYNE: If you venture past here...
UNDYNE: The QUEEN would have to kill you herself, no matter how indirectly.
UNDYNE: I don't want to put her through that kind of pain.
UNDYNE: Not again.

...

UNDYNE: I hope that you can understand.
UNDYNE: ...En guarde.

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track by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by Pilger and Dummy
dialogue by @rhombus_real

14 - Nautical Nightmare

(we couldnt think of a trackname so we just copied tobyfox hshahahahaha!!)


ASGORE: Oh- Howdy, young one!
ASGORE: I'm pretty busy at this mom-

*[ ! ]

ASGORE: (Quickly, behind me!)-
ASGORE: -Ah.

[Stomp sfx. x6]

ASGORE: Toriiii! To what do I owe the pleasure?

TORIEL: What? am I allowed to not check up on my beloved fluffybuns?~
ASGORE: Er... Yes... I suppose...You ARE entitled to...well...that.

TORIEL: Indeed! Especially when he's delivering one of my baked-to-PERFECTION quiches?????
ASGORE: Um-

TORIEL: The one that required several cups of SUGAR, SPICE and everything NICE????

ASGORE: Tori I-

TORIEL: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, ASGORE DREEMURR!!
TORIEL: Hold on, did you even collect the money they must've gave you in return?

ASGORE: ...
ASGORE: How do I say in this in the nicest way...?

TORIEL: 
ASGORE: ...?

TORIEL: In the name of ALL THAT IS HOLY...
TORIEL: YOU ARE COMING WITH ME, MISTER.

[TORIEL pulls ASGORE away by the ear.]

ASGORE: Tori, you're going to pull my ear off!-

[...]

COOLIO: GOOD GRIEF, YOU CAN STILL HEAR THEIR RAMBLINGS FROM MILES AWAY!
COOLIO: I USED TO THINK GETTING A WIFE WOULD BE COOL...
COOLIO: YOU KNOW, GETTING FOOD...GOING TO THE MOVIES...

COOLIO: HOLDING HANDS... 
(IF I HAD ANY.)

COOLIO: BUT SEEING THESE TWO ARGUING LIKE THAT PUTS ME OFF.

COOLIO: AND...
COOLIO: ...THEN I REALISED SOMETHING TRULY TRAGIC:
COOLIO: NO ONE REALLY HAS A LOVE INTEREST FOR BASKETBALLS!

COOLIO: DAMN YOU, MOTHER NATURE!
COOLIO: WHY MUST I BE SO ROUND AND QUITE CIRCULAR!?

[TORIEL meets both FARTY and COOLIO in the next room, and ASGORE uses the excuse that they are both his assistants in delivery.]

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track by @shipel
thumbnail by @pilin-256919349
dialogue by @onespinner and @one_palmtree

16 - Unnecessary Tension

RUDOLPH: At first I could write it off as self-defence,
RUDOLPH: But at this point you've worn my patience too thin.
RUDOLPH: ...I wouldn't move if I were you.

Song by @geefel
Ice Palace Loop B by @xnqqq
THIN ICE by @inbe7weener
Inspired by KING VERMILLION

Thin Ice

Bladebuster

https://soundcloud.com/casserole12345/black

black.-storyshift-arrangement

Doc has received an update. Sorry Luce

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQOUqt33lk9Vfnim3cMuadANec_dgVP3fj2yfm5uMitXve635N7307lnFfXfrzlcbv5jEaq_FniTKw7/pub

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hi!
I like to think that I'm good at writing sometimes
Actually own something now so that's cool

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