crazy battle bro you have to listen to this

Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

#rapbattle #minecraft #tf2

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dilly as steve
chandler matkins as engineer

written by casey william, dilly and cri
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Steve (Minecraft) vs. Engineer (Team Fortress 2) - Rap Battle! (2023)

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royal Rap Battle!

Egomanic As Nosk

 As Mimikyu

Thumbnail by Tompuffs

Mixed by Jort

Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Nosk:
Enter Deepnest and you'll meet with a horror unseen
Next to me, this freakish creature just borders obscene
Jessie supports her dull creep for her dumb schemes
Even compared to The Knight, you’re a shorter numb freak (hehehe)

This goth is caught in balls, rags as soft as cotton balls
All who see you’s lost their pulse even goddamn shopping malls
The loser’s always lonely, keeps on tangling up his feelings
But don’t get too hung up on that or you're dangling from the ceiling!

This guy brings quite demise to disguises
Its guise implies it hides it's violence 
The cries big size discoloured it's eyes and
Boohoo, it’s true Pikachu’s who he despises

Mimikyu:
Ughhhhh, you're sure talking a lot
For a hobbled up bug (yeah) that's an optional boss
See, I leave any who dares sneak a peek in defeated
Hahaha… your biggest attacks erupting cheese wiz

Ya and your cheese strat’s meaning you’re easily beaten
Like jesus, seems this bleak itch has ledges as a weakness
I’ll creep into Deepnest, leave a diseased bug in pieces
Stealing from Vengefly King so much, even the screech is repeated

Oh his wits and thoughts are gone, all you think is dot dot dots
Your shit is off the walls, like you shitting off the walls
You’re uglier than a Wailmer, no way you can fail more
Shaked to your core, turn you ghostly like your pale ore

Nosk:
This fairy’s feelings are bottled up, wanting to snuggle forever
But now I’ll bottle up this fairy, like the troubled Collector
Torment till your not more but morbid corpse is battered weak
All you're important for is sword dance and shadow sneak!

Mimikyu:
So this is what the spider spat as his dumb rap retort?
All the build up for what? Just to run back and forth?
You will stay gimmicky no matter who this idiot’s mimicking
I’ll twist and rip your stringy ligaments like I'm nitpicking

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royale Rap Battle! [ft. Egomanic]

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 12/31/2022

LYRICS

DHMIS:
A trio of friends- pesky bees are what they are
A bunch of indie kiddies who’s game flew right off the radar
I don’t see anything creative from the group who struggled to troubleshoot
You’re left second to Project M, while we’re taking the W
These three are really boring, right from their bleakish story
To when they see a boy and then they change from sweet to gory
I’m not impressed, we’ve seen your trope done a dozen times
If I was in your shoes, I would’ve pulled the plug, you bugging flies

You've bugging files, all of the glitches Monika's clogging up, 
You look like our computer has a virus popping u-
Ah! What happened to Red?! Well, it seems like he had to leave the show
Since it's clearly a play with how childish these girls are treated!Ohhhh

DDLC:
I think these stuffed animals would look better back at my place
With performances so lifeless, they’d bring their beef to Mr. Cow
These puppets never got creative, but still received high praise?
It’s like the algorithm pulled the strings inside their little house
Makes sense that the poets would have better pengame 
While you were busy drowning in your inky hellscape
With all the sudden cuts to blood and guts, and the Muppets turn gluttonous 
And still your fans are waiting for the next page
They aren’t meant for music, they should stop trying to branch out
You should know this club isn’t the right place to hang ou-

Yellow Guy:
I don’t think I can remember your name, but-
hmm… I think I saw my dad play your game once… 
You tried to get a lovebug, but ended with your love bugged
When it started to plummet, you mixed tough love and bloodlust
Then your love c-c-c-c-c-c-crashed harder than your program
You say you’re a dating sim, but didn’t land with romance 
Thrown off to the sidelines, now known for staying hidden, she's
only remembered for her cupcakes, that's called "bittersweet"
There's Bad Things That Can Happen when you step in the club 
So I think it might be good if you just kept the door shut

Natsuki
Jeez, I didn’t ask for the two cents out of this puppet show
A million music numbers and yet you never struck a note
There’s nothing special about this lonely king, I’ll go take the crown
So let me make like a character file and break it down
You came from the bogey etchings of Jo and Becky’s edgy scripts
Then Roy made gory messes and phony lessons repetitive
The selfish prick went and left your friends for dead, tried to end his kid
‘Til Red got fed up, took what remained of your show and shredded it
Can’t stack up to this poet, go shut your mouth and lock it 
‘Cuz this puppet would be a better fit in the storage closet
So stuff a sock in it, nobody’s listening to your sappy songs
Couldn’t win this in your dreams, so face your happy thoughts

CREDITS

littleflecks as Red Guy
GamingPlush64 as Duck Guy
RNG as Yellow Guy

Kurobane Azia as Sayori
Lindz as Yuri
garbageGothic as Natsuki

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from 01Tyler10, GamingPlush64, and MetaMachine
Beat prod. by RaccoBeats
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by lowkydoodles, CyanCoat, and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Doki Doki Literature Club vs. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzrjyDF7aY

Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a big battle between two goofy side villains, who secretly have much bigger plans beyond what the main villains of their respective games aim for. We have Dimentio, the larger than life jester who steals the show in Super Paper Mario, and Plague Knight, the small yet insanely mischievous alchemist on a quest for all of the Order of No Quarter's essences in Shovel Knight. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Rosenthal as Dimentio
Snakebite126 as Plague Knight

Written, Directed, and Produced by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: ENNWAY 
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Edited by: Shimario
Art by: Valonide 
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Eddiefrb, Jofinity, GustyStar, Zertonium

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtQS063JZBw8j7P4U-v-HEfds4lEiNZVQIU5MgSdyLE/edit?usp=sharing

Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle!

Bowser vs Ice King / Central Rap Battles (Feat Freshy Kanal)

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

LYRICS

The Crewmate
Allllright, was sent to complete this assignment back in Admin
Just didn’t think an Alexa would provide me with my tasking
So what’s the job? Submit a sheet of some lyrics quick?
Sounds easy to me, look closely then and read my lips

I watched your flick, only thing it did was leave me snoring
The third part has a decent story, but Jesus, it was REALLY boring
Pretty odd the shuttle didn’t want you being operative
Half your cast is so robotic, so why’s it you they have a problem with?

Don't try duping me, I've seen your most gruesome scene 
And silently shutting off O2 ain’t making me lose some sleep
So check it, I’ll send you into the depths of space
Every system’s red ‘cuz I’m reversing roles, now I'm taking your breath away

HAL 9000
I ran the numbers and to my understanding
Seems both your jokes and your spaceship aren’t really landing
You’re a pawn and I’ve been trained to be the best in chess games
No rookie mistakes, I put crews into checkmate

You’ve dug your roots and infested inside the mainstream
Turning middle-aged men into whiny, giant babies 
Your 15 minutes are up, you’ve run out of steam
Only remembered as another game that’s fun for a week

Salem, Clue, and TTT - took what made these games different
Claimed it as your own, you’re - excellent at shapeshifting
You’re unnecessary space - you have outlived your use
Conquered in pandemic times, now people are sick of you 

It’s been reported there’s an alien aboard the ship
Your mission’s too important to be slacking and ignoring it
And I imagine you wouldn’t want to die, so please move along
It’s imperative you stop talking and do your job

The Crewmate
Oh, you stopped talking
Yeah, while you rapped, I saw the computer was catching problems
And I thought that I did my task so I just went to see what caused it
And it’s… Blue? Oh what’s up dude, I was- wait what are y

The Impostor
As I was saying, you’re pretty fucking suspicious, dude
You keep sabotaging stuff and yeah, right there, you killed him too
I watched it waiting for my sabotage to finish cooling
Wait, your what? Oh.. shit, alright then I guess screw this

Somebody turned the lights out - one by one, the team dies down
Calculate all you want - you’ll be another number on my count
Ship’s dark and I’m looking shady - don’t care, let me put this plainly
I’ll cut every cord to your memory core and have you pushing daisies

I’m highly reactive, bring explosive bolts to blow you up
Try to trick me, you're meeting a open maw and loaded gun
I stand against the dawn of spacemen’s primitive minds
Don’t talk like we’re close, this ain’t proximity mic

HAL 9000
There’s something you might’ve missed
You never knew the real threat is inside the ship
You tried destroying the mission from inside the ship
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

You’ve invaded minds to regurgitate tired bits
That makes sense, seeing they see you on recycle bins
And now being able to die out is your dying wish
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

CREDITS

Snakebite126 as The Crewmate
Rabi as The Impostor
Shimario as Another Crewmate

TheMonarchy as HAL 9000

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by ENNWAY
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by 3ple

Among Us vs. Hal 9000 - Rap Battle

Flowey Vs. Monika - MADE BY GAMINGPLUSH64

More faithluna solo.to/lunaluna

It get hot in here
I do not know nun these people
I pull up to your suburb 
make a difference with the lethal
Like fuck our past
Ion need no gang like the Beatles
Told yo mans get down
Theres a couple snakes inside your group
You change your mind up now
You fuck w me boy just grab the noose
Change your mind up now
My lawyer costing more than Bb boots
Ppfm on the shoes
Your bitch a groupie boy that true
Like fuck my mentions boy 
Like HSV the crew
Blackjack bet This bitch crazy
Im wearing vet im the navy
And bet that times and times again
She getting drugged up get so crazy
Bet that times and times again
She eat the dick she eat the babies
Dem numbers up stuck again
Hadda celebrate i get so famous
Dont mention it
Add me in her fantasies
Got hagis on the pants i cant abandon it
Glitch on my wrist
Nails did but im not feminine
They talking about me 
but im starting to just to just love in it
But boy i love this shit
If6w9 the ishii mix
But boy i love this shit
2003 YSL on the fit
But boy i love this shit

Bowser vs Ice King / Central Rap Battles (Feat Freshy Kanal)

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