Bitterman (QuakeII) vs Sash Lilac (Freedom Planet)

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Grasman as Vox
Mochi as Karen
Stasious as Vox’s Camera Operators
Duplighost as Plankton
Beat by: ToneJonez
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

VOX!!!!

VS!!!!

KAREN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Vox]
Here at VoxTek, you trust us with your info
But uhh, I barely know enough about yours to diss, though
I'm the new status quo, quid pro quo is your status
When you pay your costumers to eat your husbands fucking crap sticks
I'm the manager, Karen, I make the big bucks
But like you in your failing marriage, I dont give fucks
Your rapping software will crash, when you hear my bars like Val
Because I am going SO hard right now 
Chip dipped cuz you couldn't be a mom
Your secret formula is dying, find a new format
Red dot on K, so turn the TV on, TURN THE TV ONNNNN
You're second place, I’m the shit that comes before that!

[Karen]
(KAREN, what did i say about rap battles with the TV, huh?)
*sigh*, it's too bad you don't have a mute button like he does
(Come on! I wrote your whole programming you know, and still heard less beeps)
Than what? the censored version of your show?
Sorry, I think you mistook me for someone who gives a *EEEEE*
Here the soulless sinners usually work across the street
And you could have had all of pentagram city in your grasp
But you’re 1% evil, 99% hot ass!
You can dust my screen, you dont wanna fuck with me!
I'll take the letter after Vee, while you bleed like a plasma screen
Voiced by a Christian, but you’ll never see the gates above
Cuz you’ve got a face that not even a motherboard could love!

[Vox (to the tune of stayed gone)]
(Cameras rolling in 6,5,4) Welcome home!
Plankton gave you the boot and you Stayed Gone
Say hello, to a new rapping flow
Everyone knows that your show is washed, Turn the PC OFFFF (rolling in 3, 2, 1)
I'm a cold blooded shark, you roll on thin ice, bitch
You should know, I'm fucking used to crushing mobile devices
You're leagues beneath this overlord, The V's fucking tower
But even I can't hypnotize- (Your fans to take a shower?) (UGHHHHHHH)
Fuck you little miss bleeping heart, l'll show you suffering!!!
(Mmm… this anchor has no arms but the TV’s buffering!)
I'll destroy you!!!!!! (Oooh, I'd like to see you try :))
You miserable failure!!! you’re gonna fucking die!!!!
*power goes out*

[Karen]
This wayward sinner doesn’t have a way with words
If your network doesn’t pull the plug than you should do it first
You and your 2-inch short circuit can both make your exit
Pursuing allure, but you’re as insecure as Microsoft Edge is
Wifey with the wifi, I’m rocking the track
While you would lose all your bars at the drop of a hat
But I’ll give you props, your flow sure put me through hell to listen
You’re a sheldon of your former self, now that's good television!
*laughing hysterically* SHELDON (KARENNNN!!!!!)

Vox vs Karen (Hazbin Hotel vs SpongeBob) - Ego Rap Battles

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs Jschlatt - Rap Battle!

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
Egomanic as Jumbo Josh

Lyrics Written by: Capitan Jorge, Third Coming of Christ, Cidisswo
Additional Writing by: TheToppo
Audio Mixed by Jordy


[Lyrics]:

RAP BATTLE
NAGITO KOMAEDA
VS
JUMBO JOSH
BEGIN

[0:10 - 0:52] Nagito Verse 1 [16 Bars]
I think I am talentless, then I look at this ape
Your only skill's your strength, yet those seem lacking on your game
(ugh) I have heard and I'm aware that I'm the worst
But at least I'm not dumb enough to smash Banban's girl!
Can't even say you're a stepping stone, your garten shows what hopeless is!
Your creepy-ass is going out there holding kids as hostages!
Made out of clay, yet someone should break the mold
'Cause it's clear a worker's lift ain't enough to lift your worker's hopes
(ugh!) You’re fucking shallow, I’d say prepare for your sad death
But I could spend hours stabbing you and you still wouldn’t have depth
Though how much you change sides proves your plot's got more holes
Storytelling ain't your forte, can't even tell humans from dolls
Even if you count mine, your genre is a worse cancer
Compare our robot bears and hand the L to Freddy Fazbear
I know you don't fare well with traps, so say farewell to this trap beat
Taken care of a warehouse, this trashy scare house won' t trap me!

[0:52 - 1:13] Jumbo Josh Verse 1 [8 Bars]
It's Jumbo Josh, brah. You better watch, dude
Want some isolation? Let me take you to my watch room!
To eat your veggies and fruits is what I would tell you
But you feed off attention so eating healthy wouldn't help you!
Your dog got hit by a car, you’re no Family Guy,
Because your parents got fried 40k feet in the sky.
Now you brain’s messed up ever since you lost your mama,
Getting off to Hope, like you got a Crush on Obama.

[1:13 - 1:34] Nagito Verse 2 [8 Bars]
I know I lost my parents, and that I'm just a faker
But it's sadder that this buffoon is a joke to his own creators!
(Haha!) Your watchroom ain't shit compared to Jabberwock
When a fucking jellyfish and a cat are your worst opps!
  It’s funny you think you can leave a scratch on me
When the last thing that crushed on you left injuries on your body!
Though, didn’t think anyone would look at this thing and obsess, 
Since you treat your own friends and women like objects!

[1:34 - 2:15] Jumbo Josh verse 2 [16 Bars]
(Uh!) Seems this time you failed at bringing down the house with fire!
(Uh!) Only gas you’re lighting is to your friends, you big liar!
You're just hopeless and hoeless, know the answer, bro?
'Cause your crush on Hinata turns Jabberwock to Jabberwoke!
You worship the talented, knowing you're not shit
But I know my words won't hurt you more than you already did
The way you talk ‘bout hope makes it seem like it's something you own
But your beliefs fall flatter than how I'd leave your bones
Got a million diseases, now your frail body’s dropping
Next time you’re in an octagon, I’ll make sure it’s your coffin
I'm rolling in the green, while you dress like a hobo 
I took the scene where you died and watched that shit in slo-mo
I'm a cold blooded unaliver and you got me pissed
So I'll take my fists and pulverize a twink to red mist
After I crush you flat, I'm leaving with a massive grin
Cause now Garten Of Banban just took a Jumbo-sized win!

Jumbo Josh VS. Nagito Komaeda - Cidisswo Rap Battles

LYRICS

The Crewmate
Allllright, was sent to complete this assignment back in Admin
Just didn’t think an Alexa would provide me with my tasking
So what’s the job? Submit a sheet of some lyrics quick?
Sounds easy to me, look closely then and read my lips

I watched your flick, only thing it did was leave me snoring
The third part has a decent story, but Jesus, it was REALLY boring
Pretty odd the shuttle didn’t want you being operative
Half your cast is so robotic, so why’s it you they have a problem with?

Don't try duping me, I've seen your most gruesome scene 
And silently shutting off O2 ain’t making me lose some sleep
So check it, I’ll send you into the depths of space
Every system’s red ‘cuz I’m reversing roles, now I'm taking your breath away

HAL 9000
I ran the numbers and to my understanding
Seems both your jokes and your spaceship aren’t really landing
You’re a pawn and I’ve been trained to be the best in chess games
No rookie mistakes, I put crews into checkmate

You’ve dug your roots and infested inside the mainstream
Turning middle-aged men into whiny, giant babies 
Your 15 minutes are up, you’ve run out of steam
Only remembered as another game that’s fun for a week

Salem, Clue, and TTT - took what made these games different
Claimed it as your own, you’re - excellent at shapeshifting
You’re unnecessary space - you have outlived your use
Conquered in pandemic times, now people are sick of you 

It’s been reported there’s an alien aboard the ship
Your mission’s too important to be slacking and ignoring it
And I imagine you wouldn’t want to die, so please move along
It’s imperative you stop talking and do your job

The Crewmate
Oh, you stopped talking
Yeah, while you rapped, I saw the computer was catching problems
And I thought that I did my task so I just went to see what caused it
And it’s… Blue? Oh what’s up dude, I was- wait what are y

The Impostor
As I was saying, you’re pretty fucking suspicious, dude
You keep sabotaging stuff and yeah, right there, you killed him too
I watched it waiting for my sabotage to finish cooling
Wait, your what? Oh.. shit, alright then I guess screw this

Somebody turned the lights out - one by one, the team dies down
Calculate all you want - you’ll be another number on my count
Ship’s dark and I’m looking shady - don’t care, let me put this plainly
I’ll cut every cord to your memory core and have you pushing daisies

I’m highly reactive, bring explosive bolts to blow you up
Try to trick me, you're meeting a open maw and loaded gun
I stand against the dawn of spacemen’s primitive minds
Don’t talk like we’re close, this ain’t proximity mic

HAL 9000
There’s something you might’ve missed
You never knew the real threat is inside the ship
You tried destroying the mission from inside the ship
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

You’ve invaded minds to regurgitate tired bits
That makes sense, seeing they see you on recycle bins
And now being able to die out is your dying wish
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

CREDITS

Snakebite126 as The Crewmate
Rabi as The Impostor
Shimario as Another Crewmate

TheMonarchy as HAL 9000

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by ENNWAY
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by 3ple

Among Us vs. Hal 9000 - Rap Battle

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Moxxie : Moash Bolt
Dr Flug : Kamren

Blitzo : Ego
Millie : Toodlesthemaid
Black Hat : Dboy
Demencia : Kat Toony

Written by Dboy 
Additional help from Kamren
Beat Prod : VANNN
Mixed/Mixing : Jort
Custom "RAP BATTLE" Logo: Jort

Moxxie :
Oh crumbs... What is this, Paperbag Man’s second cousin?
Huh? (I'm confused)- He’s got clones of his boss in the dozens?
Not sure that we even properly match in this matchup 
I’m professional, your crew kills by being consistent fuck-ups
I’ve read your resume, although I do have some notes
Notably that your “Villainous” acts? They’re nothing to boast
Defeated some scrawny supers, and your ads- nobody hears those!
I understand why your company has problems… with- heroes. (Shit!- Wait- um-)
Blades n’ bullets, explosions n’ death rays, marksman Imp V Brainiac with no skill grade
Keeping company with my lovely honey, I'm the only worker here seeing a payday
Organized organization, yet when facing threats, the doctor hides, silent
Miss Heed had the right idea, we’re simply interested in other clients

Dr Flug :
O-oh! I wasn't expecting a guest today, my apologies
Buuuut I expected an assassin, not, um, w-well
A pistol wielding baby with a possum-like physiology
I may not be from deep-down there, but I can raise hell
Experimenting for the dastardly, devious schemes and cruel machinations
Inject a specimen with cursed concoction, you get injected on a daily basis
Black Hat, that's the organization, IMP, just a speck in the dustbin
Further testing must be collected on this rodent with no family left to trust him
Heard your wife is pregnant, honestly? I'm quite surprised 
Didn't peg you for a family man, good thing Mille’s got your behind
You stay stuck with a bad boss, this pervert- he should be ashamed
It took 2 seasons, you're still a plot device for him, all the same

Moxxie, Millie & Blitzo :
W-Well you- you, um…FUCK, I'm panicking
Aw, c'mon sweetie, this scientist he's an easy kill 
Listen Mox, this bitch gets rocked easily, so keep rambling 
Fuck UP the bagheaded bitch, show off how he’s unskilled (Y-yes sir!)

Dr Flug, Demencia & Black Hat : 
Bleeeehhhh! This songs boring! C'mon, fight, Throw a punch, nerd! 
Wh- Demencia?!? Get out- (FLUG!) Slay this vermin or your deaths assured
If this is what passes for demons these days, I'm disappointed
Soon as Flug is done, all we’ll need is a mortuary appointment 

Moxxie : 
Alright-! listen here you mad scientist charlatan
Make something new to do your job for you, cause you're incompetent
Id say give us a call, but I don't believe were required
Network pulled its own plug, tough luck, now hit the bricks, you’re fired
Quite rude to list off my flaws, Flug was it? I'm unimpressed
Guess it's outta the bag that you're just a villain because you're a reject 
Grudge against a Goldheart, Heed dodged the failure and you left her to rot
Pardon me, but FUCK you, say goodnight to the bad guy via buckshot

Dr Flug :
And just when I thought I had someone new I could relate too
This pathetic imp threw a tantrum, well- scratch that, a few
Looks like crimson red flags run in the family, like your lack of a spine
How’d Millie end up with you? You both caved in to the “Chaz Time”
My pilot took off soaring, you were lucky to even get off the ground
This independent animated imbecile… well he came crashing down
DEMENCIA! (Yea?) Add the imp to my “Incompetent Evildoers” folder
As you end up another crossover that the Black Hat Organization took over!

Moxxie vs Dr.Flug - Rap Battle

TheMonarchy as Sherlock Holmes 
Zxy as Watson 
MetaStarVA as Albert Einstein 
Written by WeThink 
Mixed by Box
Beat prod by Jafo Styles
Character art by WeThink 
CoverArt by Toastie 
Special thanks to Corncob, Chaotic Rap Battles , Toastie & WiseOwl24 

Lyrics : 
Einstein: 
Let’s start with something simple, like avoiding this matchup 
We can replace it with a class on Astronomy or basic social interaction 
I could make you my pupil (hmm) or I can make you cry (huh) 
Resisting the math is futile when beating you is as easy as pi 

Beat you in jeopardy, Chess and Tic Tac Toe 
Even Oppenheimer is less of a misanthrope 
A mind so bright trapped on his brother’s shadow 
If Bending ears’s an art, then you sir, are Van Gogh 

High on your own fumes, this druggie shoots up 
Stay in that office shielded & cooped up (hmm 
I find repugnant all the tramps you employ 
It’s bad when even the doctor’s sick of your ploys 

Sherlock Holmes: 
Unfortunately Mr Einstein, I do have to ask a lot (like) 
How did someone who traveled lots never took a trip to the barbershop 
Now you shall be gobsmacked by my British charm & whitt 
But first we shall celebrate the USA allowed you spar & spit 

And I must say they life you chose is something I do not respect 
Defend the freedom of people who’d take away yours for being well read 
Your love life is a tragedy, so I’ll asume you were desperate 
Even disregarding the theories Einstein, she is still your relative 

Einstein: 
Dont act like you get The Woman, Irene would rather end it all 
That spend another minute having to deal with this animal 
Your mind spirals, while mine’s renowned around the globe 
You’re simply a Fibonacci sequence to my Da Vinci Code 

Personally I’m done with the stories of Jerk & Jill 
If I wanted some who’s all bark , Id visit Baskerville 
You’re Victorian I’m victorious, putting yourself in constant peril 
Proof your intelligence doesn’t register on an emotional level 

Holmes & Watson:
Holmes I thought you were joking facing a literal troll face 
More so Watson , I’m just trying to crack this basket case 
But for sure ain’t detective work hes just egotistical 
From doc to doc your oath to peace seems kinda hypocritical 

Too true , he’s crooked too, screw you, rude boob 
I’ll take the piss of this pacifist ha! Like the US used to 
In millions of civilian deaths is what’s your legacy is passed on 
Beating an old coo was Elementary, my dear Watson

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