ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 09/25/2022

LYRICS

Buddy:
‘SCUSE ME! Mind telling me who’s the guy with the giant head?
LOSER! Lookin’ like a reject straight from Smiling Friends
SUCKER! Don’t try to fight, ‘cuz if you think the mic’s my end
DO THE MATH! Mix with me and it’s not the boss who winds up dead
So try your best, ‘cuz if you’re ragging on this ragdoll, then I’d just stretch
STUPID! Doesn’t take comparing art styles to know that my lines are best
DUMMY! My style’s fresh, while your blue-collar ass is stuck in black and white
AY! Your violence is mid as fuck, couldn’t even ruin my appetite  
Don’t try to mess with me, dawg you’re an NPC
You couldn’t block out my voice with your MP3
Bud, I’m a bad toy, I’m known for making mad noise
Thinkin’ you could pummel me? Go and suck my sack, boy!
NUMBNUTS! I don’t need my arsenal to fire shots
‘Cuz the only firing that’s happening is by your job
IDIOT! I already won, so instead of spitting, shut it
Go and make like Flash support, bucko, and Kick the Bucket

Employee:
Dealing with brats like you ain’t really on my payroll
Not exactly in the mood to go aggro on this a-hole
But I’ll try to make this fight quick, I gotta meet with the board at ten
So I’ll drop bars to kick Buddy right off of the App Store again
I got the tools to dispense, I’ll burn and trash this doll
You’re only remembered in ads while I’m intern-ational
My collection’s cemented while your fame’s still getting milked for all it’s worth
Shit, I think I’d actually stay with the office work
I’d pick the gun and shoot right through you
And make Playgendary feel my hits like you were voodoo
I’ll give you credit you fulfill your purpose 
It’d be better though if I could just get one fucking word in
Could you just shut the fuck up for a second? God, I’ve had it
I’ll take my bare hands and rip up this smiling shitbag’s fabric
Take the gadgets, send you packing, take this goddamn dummy down
And leave you like every other mobile app, dead in the fucking ground

CREDITS

Fightmarker as The Buddy

littleflecks as The Employee

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by SYKO
Mixed and mastered by Glitchdude
Art by BMB
Cover art by Rabi

Kick The Buddy vs. Whack Your Boss - Rap Battle

Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

TaigaTonic as Ticci Toby
Reese Hsiao as Natsuki

Written by: TaigaTonic
Art by: Blast03 & 3ple
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Beat by: or.1ove
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Fightmarker, Dilly!, Gamingplush64 & Commander Jacob


Ticci Toby:
Motherfucking Ticci Toby! Back the fuck up you don't know me
Got 2 hatchets in my hands have the haters 6 feet below me
You burn bridges with your friends, I set the street ablaze and watch it grow
Cause I put holes in those who cross me like Tic-Tac-Toe 

Your friends are happy and you’re upset it isn’t you
So you start to get snappy until your eyes decide to ditch you too
Now come up short when next to Yuri, cause you think the problem is
They’re a cut above the rest like it’s another one on her wrist

Fuck cupcakes, you enjoy cooking up drama
Till you feel bad reading back on all of your issues like manga
And back yourself into a corner cause no one seems to give a fuck
Guess there's no hard pill to swallow since all you’ll do is throw it up

Natsuki:
Great we barely started, this is already the worst meeting
I don’t think a single one of your pasta’s deserves reading
Ugh! I hate horror, it's always the same bad clichés
Like your amassing hate cause everyone had left you Kastoway-ed 

Guess creators can’t be saved when it comes to breaking banks
Unless they’re painting Satan as some sort of Patron Saint
And now you fake a face cause you dwell on your past
So I guess that it makes sense your muzzle was turned to a mask

We all know eagles can fly but your migration was sloppy
Cause ever since you flew the coop you were a failure by proxy
Used to flock to a warm embrace, but now nobody can be your beach
Since when you had your head in the clouds, your sis wrapped ‘round a tree

Ticci Toby:
It just took one line of code for your love story to turn tragic
Best put down the pen ‘less you wanna be buried with that hatchet
You don't have a fucking spine, I can read between your ruses
Kept to the books cause father left you hard cover-ed in bruises

Bit off more than you could chew, guess that we’re both tongue in cheek
How do you keep so much on your plate and have no food to eat
So how ‘bout I make like your anorexic ass and drop it
Cause now I guess you can be just another skeleton in the closet
 
Natsuki:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's the only thing that they all want
Every creator wished for nothing but to have you gone
The fans keep trying to bring you back, I don't think that slop’s worth
When everyone you love is lost every time: like Clockwork  

Look at you- Pathetic- Ew- It's all in your head
The only life flashing before your eyes? Your sister’s last breath
So you follow the one entity who only aims to maim the truth
Now the voices in your head are the only ones to play with you

Natsuki vs Ticci Toby (Doki Doki Literature Club vs Creepypasta) - Rap Battle! Ft. Reese Hsiao

TheMonarchy as Sniper
RedRob as Mercenary

Written, produced and mixed by Casey
Thumbnail by Jamie12o4

Sniper:
Welp, guess I'll start. I got a job I reckon
I'd take any target over Hopoo's sloppy seconds
But guessing each move you'll make ain't a task I'm giving way to
Seeing this broke fake, I'd obliterate too!
Right. I'll give you credit, they really made your meta great
But look at your setup, mate: you look like a metal crate
That's seen better days, so your jumps can't
Save Merc's skin from this merciless huntsman
So before you're getting behind me like 'nothing personnel'
I'm priming my machete to blind you right through your cursed helm
And when the job's all done and over and I'm saying my farewell
I'll keep that sword of yours as a trophy and you can burn in hell!
I land mad hits to have your pals packin'
You can't crack wit with your lack of voice actin'
So before your petty verse starts, my one gripe:
…Don't bring a sword to a gun fight.

Merc:
I'd give you a tour of my place, but would you take it?
I roll with ancient machinations and mages
I hear the claim to your fame's that you're an ace with your aim
But brace for the pain, your scope won't help you when I slice my blade through your face!
And here's a list of your traits, it consists of your base crits
So keep your Jarate, this assassin don't take piss
But we're both not that great within space since
This prick walked in a rocket as a baby and ate shit!
From moon shrines to crude sites, what's the real crime:
Newts' or your black market's Bazaar Between Time?
Your franchise needs to cop a part 3
'Cause since half your players left, it's been Mann vs Machine

Sniper:
Can you pause for a second? I don't wanna hear talkin'
From a bloke wearing a fuckin' fish bowl on his noggin
I'm surrounded by more golden flows than a Loader main
The only gold you'll leave in is a load of rain!
Ya bloody half-wit, I don't need to hit!
Scanned your surroundings, I'm not the one who wants you to quit
And that Gearbox deal sealed your story
So I'll tell whoever the hell commissioned me my job was done for me

Merc:
God, for a trained assassin you keep fumbling hits
Nothing but crits? Buddy, you just did nothing but miss
You wanna trade blows, but it ain't on your payroll
'Cause your name's a scapegoat, while in foes I make holes!
Wanna test me, Mundy? Where the fuck is your crew?
Waiting for a shot while they defend the frontlines for you?
Quit it with your dumb spiel, go and pick the door dude
Or you'll be another formless corpse that I tore through!
I don't need a rifle to gouge hacks
Three-tap this outback alien outcast!
You don't get a final stand, your timer's been cracked dude
I'm not talking aimbots when I say I hacked you

Sniper (TF2) vs Mercenary (RoR2) - Indie Game Rap Battles #5 [AUDIO]

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Peppino vs. Linguini - Royal Rap Battle!

PS I know this beat is overused but this has been in production for 2 years so shut up 😭 

Taiga As Peppino

Toppo As Linguini 

Cover art by Box

Mixed by Jort

Art by Epic Monkey 

Written by King Ducky

Peppino: 

Undercooked wings then crown on a meatball
Next you put in a douse of the weak sauce
Voila! A flop! Is his outcome of each job
Only things to cushion that are couch ones ya sleep on!

Since then your job was the kitchens worn wash cloth that rinses bad
A sickening rat fixes your problems? Rat in the hat!
My tough hearts strong unlike that dumb fart, Paps
As soon as one star dropped, one star dropped

Linguini:
My restaurant has a stack of dirty dishes riled
But… uh… not as fat as that big debt pile
Your the true villain it’s a due diligence 
As Matpat laid it out for us, that's a kitchen tile!

Your posture is preposterous, not mention a lot of debt that the guys hooked right to  
Id stick my neck out but I’d look like you 
Like you through tubes and YouTube kids; that’s you too many let me cook my food.  

Peppino:
You're tellin me to let you cook? Well then what am I to do
If Remmy rides in n' begins writing all of your lines for you?
Now you head the restaurant when you weren’t invited to
It won’t be long before people die from what’s  inside the food

I can’t stomach that, 
having a rodent pull at your roots like you’re some kind of puppet man
Would mom and dad be proud that their boy is one with rats?
Because of that sickness in his family tree I thought you’d put some in rap

Linguini:
When talking profit Mr.Stick had robbed him of it
From blocking bosses to stopping progress there's not a cent you’re running off with!
You cannot last as Anton Blast has lapped this
Chicken,
Can’t let go even when a chicken drags him with it

You’re a has been to fans or a flash in the pan, sorry 
he had at but a chance for being 4d then 
scrapped his backstory
And you’re as anxious as boring 
A thicker Skinner can’t score a win, he can barely stand for it

Peppino vs. Linguini - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Taiga & Toppo]

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

Written by SIR Rap Battles & 3ple
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles
Art by Luke Reardon & jort
Beat by Raias Beats
Additional instrumentation by Glitch & SIR Rap Battles
Special thanks to Rakeish, Cherry-Jacob, Danii, MetaStarVA, AshleyMagica & Rabi

Little Mac (0:19):
Hey Doc! I think you’re mistaken
This isn’t what I meant by a ‘different trainer’
I mean look, she’s an amateur, let alone challenger
Would’ve thought she’d have better footwork as a traveller (grunts)

So you train to be the best in the whole land?
You remind me of every other trainer protag
Not even in the anime too? That’s gotta blow, dude
Ditched home, but you got nothin’ to write home to! 

(Uh) I’m so fabulous, your team’s average
Sic your ‘mons, I’ll bob and weave ‘em like it’s fabric
I’ve seen your films, you can’t act for shit
What’s a Champion doin’ in a trashy flick, huh? (ooh)

Toss her in and I’ll show her the ropes!
She’ll learn quick how a real fighter goes for the throat
So if you really love to battle, better hope you don’t choke
‘Cause paying up for defeat’s your way of going for broke!

Rosa (0:59):
Ah, I love battles… but can I get another round?
It’s Punch-Out, but it feels more like punching down
Here’s a tip if you wanna get steady gains
Train up like your next game, that's a real heavy-wait! (haha!)

You treat your series under similar bounds 
Yeah you're obeying the rules, by not kickin’ around
Wow, you dropped down and lost ground, not in shops now
Brought down from the stores, you were knocked out!

I’ll hand it to ‘ya, being a boxer sounds fun!
You get to dodge for your life, ‘till you’re replaced by a blonde
Ooooh, you got a Giga form? You’d fit right in with that sport circus!
Kept blowing your fuse, I bet you would ace the short circuit

(Hmm…) But you’ve got problems that you’re brawling through
Can’t think outside of the box when it’s just all you do
‘Cause from a glance at your foes sporting glaring designs
You're pretty good at making jabs at racist stereotypes! (chuckles)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
Little Mac (1:39):
Aight fine, you wanna meddle with this pro?
No Splicer, I’ll split you like it’s Emmet and Ingo
And your - dex has got the most primitive shit I’ve ever seen
“Let’s add ice cream, the trash, and some dudes wearing gis” (grunts)

Seems finding love is a hopeless mission 
‘Cause you met one guy who couldn’t go the distance
When you tried folding Ghetsis, he had your life in his palms
Shit, the warmest welcome you ever got was fuckin’ icicle shards
 
Rosa (2:00):
My Triple Battles are something you couldn’t triumph in
If I beat you thrice, you would go straight to retirement!
Fans and your calories, oh how they were burnt out
After you hit it big, it didn’t work out

Even in Smash, you still stay on the ground
Must be ‘cause all your insecurities are weighing you down!
Nintendo - threw in the towel and put your franchise through hell
The only time a Trophy never ends up back on the shelves! (Yeah!)

Little Mac vs Rosa. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. DillyDally & Aji)

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Made by Team Innovative as part of the 100 Hour Challenge : )

Cole as Kris
AdamDRB as Scott Pilgrim
Walk as (Proceed)
Beat by Diamond Style
Beat Arrangement by Walk
Mixed by Light
Written by AdamDRB, Cole, Walk, and Valonide 
Edited by Valonide, AdamDRB, Cole, and Walk
Art by Valonide and Cole
Additional Assets by Atara Gracia, AsepriteRico, and ItzDFPlayer

Kris:
Scott Pilgrim!
You weak-minded villain.
You earned all of that LV and then spent it on children
Wanna use Knives? You’ll be at the end of mine
I’ve come to check and strike all your Precious Little Lies

You lead on and leech
You’re a creep and pretentious
You sleaze like your brains preinstalled with cheat engine
You sleep with girls out of your league, they regret it
And you’re just another ex by the time the weeks ended

Every chance you’ve wasted, every heart you’ve broken
Spending their every moment like they’re arcade tokens
You don’t control me,
When you see a girl that’s lonely
You only choose the path that’s easiest 
(PROCEED)


Scott Pilgrim:
Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
But aw man, this sucks… I don’t like hitting… giiiirls…?

mmm 😬 sorry I have another line
(TAPE REWIND)

Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
You did a WHOLE VERSE about me getting girls!
So get your hands away from Noelle, you perv!
I think Her and Susie are probably the L Word!

Your brother gets those trophies, sheesh, a whole lot
You don’t got any of your achievements unlocked (fucking DING!)
You never got kissed damn, you dress like a bitch, man
And with that sweater that you wear, does Berdly call you Kris-Chan?

(WOOOO) I heard that your mom is abuuusive 
It’s cause her son is a loooser who doesn’t ever do shiiiit
The son that she wanted
Is off to his college
And now you’re just lost bitttch
Alone and forgotten

This is the savior who will bring the people healing
But instead they’re busy scheming with freaky back alley dealing
Seedy little creep who freakin’ reeks of grease and apples
You’re no hero, you’re an anti-social incel and an asshole!


Kris:
She’s 17, Scott, that’s who you chose? 
Not even old enough to go and drink at your show
Envy dropped your ass for some chode on a dime
You were so milquetoast she dates a vegan out of spite

With every adaptation, the prophecy stands
Scott Pilgrim wants girls, and then Takes Off His Pants
You and your bass playing sucks, you have a shit band,
And also? I don’t fucking look like Chris-Chan.

Don’t act like you know me (PROCEED) I have friends- 
You went solo (PROCEED) it leveled up your whole team 
I'll get the world roaring we can see whose bands the loudest
Now I’ll stab you with such passion that your heart will be a fountain

Scott Pilgrim:
Let’s get this straight!
I don’t know how, this’ll age
But all of this is shit is
like really really gay
Keeping track of everything's a pain
I just wanna say I hate the player and the game!

This goes to the dick behind the screen!
Go the hell outside and get some vitamin D! (douchebag!)
Toby said it best and there’s no use pretending
Your choices never mattered cause THIS only had one ending!


Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

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