welcome to. the first episode :]


Splashy as Iraq Lobster/Patel the Indian Cricket 

Beat by ShyGuy

Art, Edited and Made by Splashy

Iraq Lobster" is a parody of "Rock Lobster" sung by Peter Griffin in "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." when he claims that Brenda Quagmire's boyfriend Jeff is as scary as an Iraq lobster

Patel the Indian Cricket is a roast created by Packgod in a popular Issacwhy video in 2021 facing against Leg 


#bluepilled #rapbattle #familyguy #packgod 

Iraq Lobster Patel Indian Cricket Rap Battle 2023.

Iraq Lobster vs. Patel the Indian Cricket - Bluepilled Rap Battles [2023.]

TRB - TOM TRENCH VS SHY GUY

Clarence as Tom

Teimunity as Shy Guy

Written and Mixed by Teimunity

Art by Jotinha and Teimunity 

Intro by Avery 

Beat by Anywaywell

Edited by PhantomEPRB

Avery made thumbnail logo

Special Thanks:

GreenOwl
thebabybeef 
Acting Out Rap Battles
Grasman

—

happy hazbinvincible day !

Tom Trench vs Shy Guy • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

kinger the amazing digital circus vs sarah needlemouse exe rap battle anolog vs anything.

Kinger vs. Needlemouse // Analog vs. Anything.

Cri as Kinger

Hailey as Needlemouse (Sarah)

Cameos by Clarence and Hailey

Written and Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Art by A Trash Artist and EpicMonkey

Graphic Design by JustADude
 
LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UQrnK9FOf0a4FMEuSOGaNoLlGwlLoP7al3U2Nt7LQM/edit

(OLD) The Amazing Digital Circus vs. Needlem0use • Analog vs. Anything.

I'M LAYING INSIDE ME ROOM, ON THE FLOOR, CONTEMPLATING MY FUTURE

IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WHERE I FALL AND I CRY THROUGH ALL THE NEW TURNS

BUT WHO HAS TIME TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR FAULTS AND MISTAKES (NO ONE ELSE BUT MYSELF)

WHO HAS THE TIME TO REFLECT AND MAKE A NEW LIFE (ME AND MY HORRIBLE HEALTH)

There’s a lot of things I don’t want to know
The meaning of life and the truths untold
I’d like to keep my innocence 
Before I melt away

My head is empty with many holes
With the big pit inside my soul
But what can we change
(But what can we change)

I’m a child of many different parts & holds
With a sanctuary rested deep within the rocks of bold
Warmth is only temporary, soon the world will turn to cold
And there’s nobody to blame except the ones who fueled the coal

There’s an industry for reasons we could never understand 
Pocketing the dollar bills and snatching them out from our hands
I would make a smart remark about it, just to take a stand
But it wouldn’t matter anyways because we all are man

DAYDREAM

Danii • Creepy Clarence 

Leo Barqui • The Wario Apparition 

Written, Edited and Produced • Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered • SIR Rap Battles 

Artwork • Teimunity & Creeperpasta ​⁠

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
No need for any introductions, I’m the one who’s scaring
You’re mega minded assets never had the players caring
I’ve seen your antics, and it isn’t just your soul I’m glaring
So when I spawn in VC, know it’s ain’t Terrible Terrence 

Because I left that motherfucker in a blotch of flames
And all I needs a fire flower, then your fates the same
You’ll find your L is Real, Head over heels, then kneel and pray
I’ll make sure that you resemble the body of Grenade

The Wario Apparition • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
Not what I thought when you said this would be gas…
This ain’t a Putt Party function, there’s REAL fun to be had
You’re the same geek gimmick with each FRB fad
Mirror the time nut so much, you’d probably sink in sand (HA HA HA!)

You stink man! More than the garlic I’m munching (WAH!)
A ghost in the crew? You’re an off brand Flying Dutchman 
I’m subliminal, limiting you to liminal hell
Stick to being the slave of Yessir by Anywaywell

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (8 Bars)
Elongated halls and blurry walls are in your storage? (no…)
All those pictures of your likeness should have never been recorded (No…)
If you think that your defeating Creepy Clarence, then your out of luck (No…)
My corridors will leave you cornered, now who is the empty husk? (NO!)

Decay, when I speak flames, your maker will need a sheet change
No replays, you won’t see day, when your poly-gone, I will seize reign
But if you really want the quickest way to find your dying god?
. . . .

The Wario Apparition • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
Couldn’t haunt me on the track, guess you’re TOO TOO LAZY (HA!)
Long ass neck, call that COO COO CRAZY! (WAH!)
Bud, you were made as a one time laugh
I can sum your story up as a Family Guy gag! (WAH!)

Gone with this demon, you lost, so stay conceded 
I’m a god in my region, you’re fodder, stop the preaching 
Broke the law, so this urbans lurking, best hope I don’t catch you
Crawl back in your shadowy realm, it’s past your curfew (WAH!)

Have a rotten day…

Creepy Clarence vs The Wario Apparition • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

grunkle stan gravity falls vs gps the nightly manor rap battle

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS - TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES! (Ft. Titanium and nEon)

Hello everyone, I welcome you all to yet another Teimunity Rap Battles! Today combatants are none other than Gravity Falls favourite uncle: Grunkle Stan, going up against The Nightly Manor’s expert hacker: GPS! Who will win? Who will get robbed?Who’s swiping my wallet by the end of the battle? Um…yeah let’s hope this ends without me getting robbed

Titanium as Grunkle Stan
Neon as GPS

Written by Teimunity
Illustrations by Teimunity and Evry

Edited by Powerofdan

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Johny Tyson 2

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

*THIS BATTLE WAS MADE ENTIRELY BY WHITES ONLY IN THE SPAND OF 100 HOURS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION*

Danii as Mr. Crocker 
Near as Mrs. Puff

2Hats as SpongeBob 

Written by Teimunity, Danii, and 2Hats
Artwork by Teimunity and TeaworkAJ

Beat by Teimunity
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Mrs. Puff vs. Mr. Crocker • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

TheToppo as Spirit
Corncob as John 

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Nooby 
Thumbnail by ClarencetheDuck

Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Special Thanks to: SPM, Buckethead, RaisuBattle

John (Minecraft) vs. Spirit (Roblox) • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

Ego as Blitzo
Leo Barqui as Beetlejuice

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Tompuffs, Dboy
Thumbnail by Cidisswo

Mixed and Mastered by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Production by Anywaywell

Special Thanks: Dboy, Tompuffs, Spindlehorse, You, The Viewer

Beetlejuice vs. Blitzo • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

local 58 analog horror you cannot beat us nintendo nes teimunity rap battle

#halloween #rapbattle #creepy #nintendo #analog #local58 #nes 

WARNING; THIS BATTLE CONTAINS EPILEPSY, IF YOU ARE PRONE, DO NOT VIEW, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

“Good afternoon viewers, I welcome you to yet another rap battle, we hope you find it just as entertaining and enjoyable as the others than viewed before us, we send our regards, because at Local 58, we never miss our mark!…”

Forgottenson as Local 58
Meta as You Cannot Beat Us 

Written by Teimunity
Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed by SPM
Mastered by SPM

Art by Ego and Grenade
Thumbnail by Teimunity

Edited by LimJJ and Cidisswo 
Additional Editing by Teimunity

Local 58 vs. YOU CANNOT BEAT US! • Analog vs. Anything

Kinger vs. Needlemouse • 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 (Ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic)

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰! 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 ] 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ … ] 𝘩𝘮…𝘰𝘥𝘥… 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘰!!! 𝘸𝘩𝘰.

TAFox as Sarah (& Pomni)
TaigaTonic as Kinger

Grasman as Caine

Written and Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles!

Kinger vs. Sarah • Analog vs. Anything.

Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

hello, i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

big 25, tei best go harder
so im boutta take a deep dive in this cold water
flow on em, leak em like a pipe, up the pole in em
we runnin the train like we thomas, got some coal on em

it’s getting sticky, i aint picky
eat it up, don’t care if its chunky or skinny 
it aint no biggie, wanna make a milly
take a trip to japan, bring the squad with me like wow

we gon tear up yo town
getting bigger every day, make my mom proud
say it with my chest, yeah im saying it loud
if we you wanna start a problem, i dont duck, get down, bitch, bow

(yuh) i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

anywhere i go, i thrive
this boutta be my year, yeah tei up in his limelight 
probably make more than you have in yo life time
gotcha whole life on a string, that’s a life line

you can’t compare, yuh, i been up on my grind 
boutta hit 2k, make it 3, 4, 5
made a rack and a half, that’s a whole lotta dimes
munity community, it’s T, E, I, let’s get it

bread like a raven (prod. compitision x)

walk up in the party with a pocket full of quarters 
if i say it, i ain’t sorry, never rap again, it’s torture
i been pushin for the top so much, i think im going forward 
im a virus when i spit, they think im internet explorer  (x2)

(YOU GOT MAIL) you cant even write well
all i hear is white noise, blocking you fast
you better (ERROR) better (ERROR) better (ERROR) you might wanna move 
im a pirate stealing your doubloons, yeah im owning you

(a little chuckle) this ain’t a game
i gave a club to a penguin, and now im taking their name
ill pop a peggle if i need to, leave that stickman see through 
if you came from flash, you aren’t welcomed to stay 

then you should (keep yourself safe 🙂)

i want it all
broke into the world of shapes and put the paws on red ball
put the beats on geometry dash because i could
then i went and crushed snail bob under my foot

said i was virus, the masses thought i was lying 
evaporated their firewall with the characters crying
i spit hot and they’re frying, the zeros and ones colliding 
i wont stop until i see that every game from flash is dying

im a vi r vi ru viii s rud studs. Jdkdoksnama akkaksnruisj ruirn

explorer (prod. hurricane)

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

CHANGE

(TRACK #2)  HEAVEN SENT - PROD. terrboy evoke

Someone pinch me, this must be a dream
I really made it, fate has a liking for me 
Bring out the cakes and games, not a must, it’s a need
Cus now I can finally gloat ‘bout how I hit 17

We made a lot of accomplishments, we cut out that awkwardness
We cut out those vines and now our feelings our blossoming
We feeling all positive, we done feeling negative
We filled with enlightenment, we feeling so heaven-sent

Let ‘em know, let ‘em know
I got a lot of spark, gonna let the flame grow
My imagination is a path to greatness
Not gonna sitting back and wait, I got things to show (x2)

T-E-I-M-U-N-I-T-Y
The G-O-A-T in the big 25
It’s a been a long time since I’ve felt this alive
Flow like fresh honey sprouting straight out the hive

I been feelin like king
Been needing those reparations and payments, I need to feel like I made it
BLT, I need my greenery while I smoke ‘em like bacon
With all of my bread on top, yeah, that’s what I’m sayin

Underground artist, I’m mineral, never minimal, style is out of order it’s liminal, back in my room, used to rap to battles, practice so my flow can be critical, I can’t stress this enough, you just rap, I turn a track to a miracle

Put my heart into the cards I was dealt, like I’m the queen
I’m the ace for any rap that you tell me, slide me a beat
This flow is one they can’t handle, they hear it, melt like a candle
And I’m still deep in business like I found a ravine, I’m going off

HEAVEN SENT

(TRACK #3) DEAD DOUBTS - PROD. Issac Horner
MIXED BY BOX

(yuh) everyone sending they doubts
i really feel a smith, i beg of you to keep my name out yo mouth
cut all the fakes out my life, im snipping the negativity out
the swarm is my colony, they gonna fall for me, i might as well let this happiness out 

yessir, i treat the game like bloons, you step to my line and you finna get popped
im chilling up in cancun, the money’s abundant, this really the spot
we getting dubs, yeah it's a whole lotta love, we never gon’ stop
i cannot capture a hater inside of the picture, they finna get cropped 

lemme get to the point, it really gets to a point 
yall never get to the point, i can’t relate, i cannot disappoint 
get to the bag, anyway that i can, i wanna take the whole squad to japan
that’s why do this, cus i know i can, my goals are a mindset you can’t understand 

run it up! run it up! run it up!
the scenery loaded with greenery, i can’t image not having my stuff
everyone saying I’ll probably make it, uncertain about me, they calling my bluff
i cant prove them wrong, cus i already did, now they begging for funds, i cannot make this up

DEAD DOUBTS

there’s rain outside, its getting the best of me
don’t test me, please, to test with me, you’re testing your integrity 
you’re texting me for things that will not matter in a century 
they’re free of living in the now, but i say, now, im living free

i been searching for this golden ball like it was dandadan 
recently, the suns taken a liking to my ambience
now my skins smooth, dark and creamy, like Häagen-Dazs
chillin in the island, its sugarcane that i’m gnawing on

(huh) chill bro, i don’t know why you yelling, when you as soft as a pillow 
i think i'm blowing up, i'm on the web like a black widow
there’s getting bread and locking in, i think im in the middle
factored form, i just wanna find my zeros

and have my pockets be fat as a hippo
bought me some drip that looks like armor, i think i look like an armadillo
the beverage im sippin on looks similar to a ditto
i took like two sips (blegh) it was too hard to swallow

i paid too much for it, now im throwing away the bottle
the best newcomer, the others see me, they try to follow
this rapping things makes me feeling anything but hollow
make a masterpiece, release it, then do the same thing tomorrow, it’s Tei

RAINWATER

Fly away tonight
Hold me close
I’ll try to make it right
You’re all I want to know

I know it’s a month and a few
But I can promise you that I will be seeing you soon
I missed your presence, yes, baby, you had me swooned
You had me wrapped up all lovey dovey in your cocoon

i get those tummy flutters when we link up
you smell like flowers, i get butterflies whenever we touch
and every hour that we spend together, my feelings better
you mine forever, ever, ever, baby, you my sunny weather

first day that i met you, i knew you’d have me crushin
you were so happy to see me, you even brought a muffin
with those little chocolate chips, mm, baby, they were delish, looking at ya hair, had that brown rich cinnamon flow to it

your aura radiating, got that nice glow to it
said you knew a nice park, so we rolled through it
played 20 question til our feet sore
i was never bored, i was stunned, you were gorgeous 

took it back to the field, chilled for a minute
until your mom called, i kinda thought we’d be finished
she couldn’t know about us, i didn’t have any doubts but
you came right back, sat beside me, i knew you handled that business 

flip it, flip it, flip it to present day
there’s not a lot of pressure, or some things that i wanna say
cus all i wanna do is take a dive in your warm embrace 
and when we lock eyes, i don’t think we can seperate 

we yellow and pink, we tulips and roses
we snoopy and woodstock, two fish in the ocean
i would never change a single thing about the things that we have
cus we gon do the same thing again, yeah that’s the plan

you my flower 🌹

BUTTERFLIES AND TULIPS

I ain’t been stuck in a minute
imma push past my limits, yeah, im going beyond
2024’s been finished, new me, got a new rhythm, yeah, im having fun
shooting for the top, im winning, if you wanna come for the ride, then you better hold on
yuh, cus im going beyond, yuh, cus im going beyond, yeah, im going beyond

if you sleepin on me, wake up
if you still tired, boy, wake up again
this is that new age, new plays, new game, same vibe
all this new guap, got this paper to spend

im really like that, new style, everybody wanna bite that
heavy lifting ‘25, boy, fight back
shawty cutes and i like that, after this, i might have wife that, baby, keep up!

we doing 80 on the highway
we getting turnt, real vibes on a friday 
and if you don’t like us, you can talk to the hand
cus imma talk my stuff all up in japan 

look too good in red, look too good in black
look too good in this, look too good in that
ive been living nice, yall been living wack
it’s only verse 1, already murdered the track

tell me who can do me better than me
the only big three i got is me, me, me
i witnessed purity, and now im free
and now im physically and mentally clean

i look fresher than a produce section 
fresher than a laundromat that got done with freshening 
im cooler than the ranch you use for dressing
and i look better in white, do you see my dressing?

they never really rocked with us to begin with
and now we standing at the top, with all this drip, looking vicious
we got them all by neck, we gon make em beg for forgiveness 
cus they can start a fight, but this is one they ain’t gonna finish

they too weak, too bleak, 2 feet, goofy 
we gon teach ‘em to never step on our street
cus im king, i could never sit around with these pawns
so ima evolve, and shoot for the stars, im going beyond, it’s over

BEYOND

cheers to all my friends 
i promise we gon stick together till the very end
i promise that ill be the one to give the hand to lend
and if we got some cash, im gon be the one to spend it on you

every night we talk, I won’t forget
that every hour spent togethers a good hour spent
we have our tussles, yeah, but we never gettin bent
cus we all love each other, couldn’t ask for another, yeah, cheers to all my friends

2023 to 24
i formed a group of people that im lovin to my core
it’s only May and look at the achievements we completed 
dub squad on top, we gon stay undefeated, 

raise a glass for the homies in the USA
raise a glass for the homies in the cold north place
raise a glass if you proud of what you've done today
if you aren’t, you gon find your way, we finna make it out

say it loud say it loud
if you proud of what you’ve done with yourself, stand proud, get loud

say it loud say it loud 
raise up with your crowd, take your crown
stand proud, get loud

say it loud, say it loud
don’t ever let them people bring you down
stand proud, get loud

say it loud, say it loud, yuh
say it loud, la la la louder

look at what I’ve done for myself
i put that mini self pity mind set on the shelf
and now im ten toes down, two heels on business
never had a problem that i couldn’t finish

and now i'm passing that knowledge to my brethren
we on a new wave, and we ain’t finna flex a bit
we gonna show up to show up, it never gon end
and when we all gone, im still gonna cheers to my friends

CHEERS TO ALL MY FRIENDS

TOAST TO ALL MY HATERS

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Teimunity as Bed Wars
ClarencetheDuck as Doomspire Brickbattle
Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy 
Art and Graphic Design by carsfrankie

Bed Wars • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Queued in, now I’m locked in the game
Spotted opposition on the side, but wait
Gotta gather iron, cover up the bed to be safe 
Grab some block, now I’m closing the space to your base!

Uhhh…gotta say, this wasn’t expected
They built a whole tower with some flimsy extensions 
No problem for me, cus all I needs to do is buy an axe
And one swing to your tower and those inside of it are falling flat!

You ain’t messing with my bed, blockhead
If you take one step on my isle, then your dead
That tiny little wall’s nothing to a fireball
My turrets gon’ make you fall, then you're knocked off the ledge!

We built an empire! You’re stuck in a runt!
Cus how are we on the Hive, yet you got more bugs?
Ain’t talking player barriers, but you’ll be swept off your feet too 
You come for the brick battle, your spire will meet doom!

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

TEN HUT! (SIR!) OUR OPPS ARE SPEAKING NONSENSE!
WE MAKE ANYTHING OUR BUSINESS AND STAND ON IT!
THEY WANNA TALK WITH THEIR DERIVING CONTENT?
THEY'RE WHOLE REVOLVES AROUND ONE BED!

BUT YOU’LL NEVER BREAK OUR TOWER DOWN! (YES SIR!)
YOUR PLAYER BASE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF CLOWNS! (YES SIR!)
BECAUSE WETHER IRL OR IN GAME (YES SIR!)
YOU’VE BEEN GETTING CARRIED BY THE BLADE! (YES SIR!)

YOU MUST’VE HAD SPAWN PROTECTION
THIS AIN’T A PILLOW FIGHT, I WILL NOT BE BESTED
WAKE UP, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOR A SECOND
I KNOW YOUR BED WARS, BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR RESTING!

OUR DAILY TROOPERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONTLINES
YOUR MATES STAY AT THE BASE AND GET SWATTED LIKE HOUSE FLIES
AND WITH A BUILD LIMIT THAT PITIFUL, I COULDNT BELIEVE
SO PUSH OUR BASE IF YOU DARE…AND IF YOU COULD REACH

Bed Wars • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Daily players? Well, you lost that, bitch 
They pushed away from your game like a knockback fish
Fireballs shaking up your base like a comet
Don’t you remember what happened with towers and flying objects?

I looted up while you having your Soviet speech
And now I have the armoury to go show up your team
What now? Your hanging on by one slice of a piece
It’s obvious that I would be the one to put you asleep 

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

(HAHAHA…) YOU THINK YOU WON AGAINST ME?
ANY MEANS OF ME CONCEEDING ARE FAR IN YOUR DREAMS!
I UP THE GAME IN MY FAVOUR LIKE PAY TO WIN TYCOONS
SO MY TOWER WON’T FALL…UNTIL I DO!

YOU THINK I NEED A PICKAXE TO BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES? 
YOU BUILT WOOL AROUND A BED? REAP THE CONSEQUENCES!
AND ONE BOMB WILL HAVE US BOTH FALL FLAT
…BUT ONLY ONE OF US HERE HAS A RESPAWN PAD!

Bed Wars vs. Doomspire Brickbattle • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

ThanosQuack as Dead Bart
TheToppo as Squidward Tentacles

Prod. by Cubensis & Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy

Art by Box and Ego
Thumbnail Art by Box

Bart • Verse 1 (14 Bars)

(AHAHAHAHA!) Big Simpson on the scene, peeling on your screen, might be too morbid 
They showed my ribs in my screening, but it was less barebones than your performance 
The only right notes you made were in your manifesto, I demand a refund, that act was sorry
Sucked more than the reed in your clarinet so the squid put a hole in himself like it’s calamari

I know that I’m known for my prank calls, but none can compare to the voices that rung in your head, on the night that you fled, as you lied in your bed, they were dying for you to just *POW* 

DO IT!

WALK INTO THE LIGHT LIKE THE SCHOOL OF A NEW KID!
DEPRESSIONS THE ONE THING YOUR GROUPED WITH, SO WHY NOT TAKE A SHOT AT A NEW SCHTICK?
YEAH, YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN USELESS, YOU CAN’T BE A FAMOUS MUSICIAN WHILE CRUNCHING QUARTERS
THAT’S LIKE MILHOUSE WORKING AT KRUSTY BURGER AND WORKING UP TO…SOMEONE NORMAL!

(AY!) Bro just stop the music and do what you gotta do
Patrick’s out here playing mayonnaise and has more sauce than you
This octopussy pushing 100 and still playing geek scores
Face looking baggier than Homer’s jeans, so do us all a favour and eat my shorts!

Squidward • Verse 1 (12 Bars)

(Sigh) Sweet Neptune…
I guess we’re in the same boat…I hoped they would forget you 
Daring today, aren’t we? I’m sad, isn’t it obvious…
Unlike your initials, let’s hope you take this more serious than my whole audience

(Sigh) But if you wanna brawl, don’t start, cus the shotty’s like LeBron, all my shots got arks 
Bart believes that’s he’s top of the charts, but you can’t be ahead if your one gets sparked
You’re whole verse is a Dud, cus my face is stuck in displeasure looking at this chopped kid
Nobody’s asking who Joe is, they look at you and ask who’s “Jaundice”

And at your gravestone, not a soul would come near, cus you stink so much like Dutchmen’s sock
And the plane crash left your head popped like Duff beer, both your brains and your series are falling off
So just BE QUIET and STOP TALKING, you yellow belly experiment 
Like my hopes and dreams and your whole body, just fade into your irrelevance…

Bart • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Hey! INK YOURSELF YOU FAT HEADED FREAK! You’re a shell of yourself like your boss is!
You step to DB, and I’ll turn your whole empty concert to an endless mosh pit!
Just think, you’re a brain dead grinch, should’ve stuck with the rope in a corner
You planted seeds of doubt in your mind then expanded your dome like Sandy; that’s a Treehouse of Horror!

Tried to making money, but you just can’t DO IT, tired to make friends, but you just can’t DO IT
Tried to make good music, but you BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT!
DO IT! THAT'S THE ONLY COMMITMENT YOU’RE CONFIDENT OF! USE IT!
JOIN ME IN HELL! USELESS! STUPID! PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR MOUTH AND DO IT!

Squidward • Verse 2 (4 Bars)

…Is that what you want? To break my conscience like Fred’s leg?
There's red in my eyes, I’m not sleep deprived, I’m tired and I want to be left dead 
Sure, I’ll join you, Stephen wanted a bud of a joke, now his biggest one has a gun to his throat 
In time, I’ll only see white like your eyes, I’ll paint you a picture…it’s one of my own…

Dead Bart vs. Squidward’s Suicide • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

This is an early audio, you’ll get the video when you get it lol

Langlelee as Sarah
Rosenthal as Mahito 

Written by Teimunity

Art by Teimunity and Creeperpasta 
Graphic Design by ClarencetheDuck

Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy

Mahito • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ooooh…what’s this?)

Y’knooooow, I never really liked the game of Cat and Mouse
So I beg you don’t make this like your body and drag it out 
Picking fights with MORE spirits? What were you thinking!
No matter, I’ll mash your code in with the flick of my pinky! (Ahahaha!!!!)

What a digital circus! I hope you’ll keep me amused
I beat the dogshit out of Yuji, what’s more animal abuse?
What are friends for, am I right? They found a lake and fucking dropped her
Now she can’t float back to Lily, how’s the view down in the water?

“Ohhh WAHHH!! I got whacked by my friends, now I gotta go enact revenge”
“They didn’t apologize, so they HAVE to die and meet their ends!! (Wah wah hah!!!)
You’re exactly like Nobara, blindly fighting so careless
And that eye for an eye analogy, ha, you NAILED IT!

I’m just poking fun at how your life’s so feeble
I can see your patience running thinner than a needle
But I can help if you want to get in touch
All you have to do is pop in this disc and you can finally CD-eez nuts!

Needl3m0use • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Enter my world? You’ll wish that you didn’t 
I tell no lies, I’ll give a new meaning to “snitches get stitches”
I know your shticks manipulation, claiming all you’ve said is true 
But you’ll end up just like Luther, a fox caught on a noose

So if you wanna come try to run me a fade, then your done for, fist fly, buddy’s gonna pay, make him run more
You’ll just die if you try to break me with blunt force, the only fights that your ever waging are thumb wars
Wrap it up, bandage man, or get plastered, you’re stuck in my domain now, you bastard
No matter the matter, you’re tattered, I’m leaving you battered, bow down to your master!

(HA HA!) I was beaten and bruised to the point where my body had withered away
(It’s True) But it still isn’t worse than the previous victim you lead to dismay
(Oh no!) He trusted you dearly, but push came to shove, he fell right in your hands
(Well, well) It’s seriously funny, a sheep in wolf’s clothing had slaughtered a lamb!

Bask in the dripping blood as your ripped into pieces
And have your body wither longer than your seasons releases
But if you think that your soul will rest, what I have for you’s special 
You’ll be another puppet in my grasp: a shiny new vessel-AH!

Mahito • Verse 2 (10 Bars)

*Mahito slices off Sarah’s hands and takes the vessels, then mixes them into his own body* YOINK!
Thanks for those, I really gotta HAND it to you! AHAHAHAHA!!!

AH! Such power from the soul of a weak bitch
It’s no surprise the hedgehog was going to eat shit!
But if you were trying to take my mind, it’s gonna take more than some empty threats and flickering lights to even achieve it!

BRING MADNESS TO YOUR PALACE, I AM CALLOUS TO YOUR STATUS
TURN YOUR WORLD TO A BLANK CANVAS, IT’S EXACTLY HOW I PLAN IT
All I need now is two words to go reign and ravage 
You cannot be salvaged; Domain Expansion…

Needl3m0use • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Hm.

You thought that I’d die? You’re wrong, but you tried
You should’ve let me control your life, but now you will writhe
See, I gave you a chance to survive, but I’m just one you cannot contest
How can I fear humanity when I have none left…?

This is what happens when you play God for an idiot
You get plucked like a rose, and the thorns impale through your stitches
And through your pathetic escape, the air around you starts thinning 
Life starts to gain a meaning when you lose the privilege of living it

Needlem0use vs. Mahito • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Binky Barnes • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

I think I’ll be the one to tell you what my problem is
I’ve been watching over you, Wally, and I’ve seen all of it
I came for one thing, try to stop to me, your life is gone
Bust up in your crib and beat those rosy cheeks like Arthur’s mom

I’ll squash the bugs who made this restoration project
Cus there’s no point of trying when your acting like an object
You sit in silence, keeping eyes on people each day
But I’ve heard your Christmas specials, so let’s just keep it that way

But awful singing will not keep me at bay, you best be ready
That Mr. Rogers facade ain’t keeping anyone steady
Bugs on your websites and flies in your wallet, give up already 
Cus you’ve been struggling to come up on any paper like Eddie (…Dayum)

I wouldn’t go band for band, don’t even start it 
PBS has been raking in the green like Frank’s garden
So stay as puppet, inane and your nothing, you’ll crumble
The words on your page won’t be the only thing that’s left jumbled…

Wally Darling • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

What a wonderful kind of day for a battle rap
See, I’m a dog person, I think I can handle that
But protecting this neighborhood from you won’t be hard for me
I’ve been known to throw straight jokes like I was Barnaby!

Ha, ha, ha! But I get it though
Sometimes you just have to do things in order to get your goal
You think you can end your foes, but in every episode 
It doesn’t look like it’s filling the void in your empty soul (Ha, ha, ha!)

You speak of money but I don’t see any coming out
PBS was bumping until the orange man shut it down
Welcome Home’s funding’s gotten a lot from me
All I do is talk in green, I’m pretty fluent in floriography 

Binky bit off more than he can chew, like the talent show
Luke already clocked you for it, make sure that your mouth is closed
And the library too? I’ll shut you down like it’s the guest book
And watch you go up in flames, like my cigarettes would

Binky Barnes • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You should’ve just went home, It’s clear that my victory here has been set in stone
Stop pushing my buttons or I’ll rip yours out like your eyes or the ones on your telephone
Communicated through spirals and eyes (uh-huh), then W had went and iso’d your site (uh-huh)
It’s ironic that Wally was left in the dark, you could say that the blind lead the blind!

I’ll leave you on read, like a calling cast, cus I don’t have a use for you, no longer
You dummy muppets can’t run, I’m taking your browser with me, I’m a Cookie Monster!
I’ve no time for sheep, this vessel? I will ignore that
But to get home…I had to step on the doormat…

Wally Darling • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

*creeeeeak* you’re right, I do find it silly
That he sucks at everything so much, his parents even named him Binky-
*BANG BANG BANG* I know, stop with your pleas
What can I say? The apple doesn’t fall far from his tree…

You started as a joke, and you kept going down
And I thought we were the ones who were made by a clown
Binky’s lost this, and now he’s getting dropped dead just like his show
I’m on top, you’re on the bottom, as above, so below

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