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This battle is SICK!!!
Danii as Dr. Mario
Chao as Plague Inc.
Beat produced by Kes Loy (Audio Network)
Written by Trakked, JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Plague Inc: 
I’ve been evolving around, plaguing millions
Bodies are found as they try and save their children and 
Barge into their systems and I go and take the witnesses
I'm turning worlds red, you're dealing with fake sicknesses
You better listen to this, I am a Bio-Weapon
I simply need to exist to have you die in seconds
Lowering the bar with your grimey type of Tetris
And you call me a pest when you made puzzles an infestant
And normally I’d thank you since you’re killing people for me
Not from anything gory, but ‘cause you’re boring
They had enough of the same game and realized you were crap
The reason I’ve been doing well is ‘cuz I know how to adapt
You're incompetent if you think you can stop this with soap
This doctor’s prolly following the Hypocritic Oath!
And I’m hoping that you choke so my.. symptoms unfurl
Then I’ll shut your body down like Dr. Mario World

Dr. Mario: 
Walk into my office; now here’s what I’ll prescribe
Judging from your rhymes, you will get a dose of 8 lines
You’d need cheats to beat me and even at that,
I wouldn’t even need a mask to flee a sneeze from this hack
I will silence this virus violently with my mega-vitamins
Try me, I'l pin my win right on the wall like my license is
Been fighting since 1990, I won't die from your scenarios
Your mindless writing's incurable. Signed by Doctor Mario.

Plague Inc: 
Must've doctored your doctorate, cuz your rhymes are so cheap
I wouldn't be surprised if you were on the run from the police!
Anesthetics? Nah, I'm putting you under now
Imma turn your Mushroom Kingdom to a mushroom cloud

Dr. Mario: 
I don't see the appeal, are your players popping pills, too?
No medicine required, all I'd need to do is bill you
Pretty clear that you’re desperate with your microtransactions
And your prices might be what you should divide into fractions
I’ll thrash this virus in a trash bin in order to stop its spread
Your fans must have necrosis, because they’re the walking dead
And yes! I’ve found the cure! So now, I’ll make you sure
That I will shut the door on all your blood and gore
You’re merely a bacterium, acting all high and mighty
I don’t see why people fear you when you’re relatively tiny
And I’d use sanitizer and my boot to leave you crushed
Here’s a headline; Plague Inc is officially defunct


Plague Inc. vs Dr. Mario - Rap Cypher #32

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snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

Twinsomnia WITH LYRICS By RecD but its just boogieman

Original song by the Mario's Madness V2 Mod Team
Cover by TheVoiceGuy

Alone WITH LYRICS|Mario's Madness V2 Cover by TheVoiceGuy

PIBBY SPDP | TROUBLED V2 | CHAPTER 3 FINALE

Jordy as The Judge
ENNWAY as Misfortune.gb
Beat produced by HERA
Written by Trakked, Syphonstick
Mixed by ENNWAY
Art by BMB
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Judge:
No other being resides here as I sit in silence and ponder my thoughts
But now you’ve arrived. You’ve had the chance to advance but alas, I'll be turning you OFF. (turning you OFF)
So full of hot air and arrogance; your schemes will come to an end when it’s me that you’re faring with
I shall sit staring for now, because soon I’ll be burning this god. (burning this god)
I haven’t introduced myself. I am The Judge of your sins, so let us begin
You abysmal scum, they’re infinite, your only life goal’s causing death on a whim
You’re not of flesh and blood, you’re a spectre; an amalgamation made from games you’ve stolen from
Or you may be a figment of my imagination, one rupture and this omen’s stunned.


Misfortune.gb:
I’m not a ghost, you’re mistaken. I exist within the fabric of reality.
I came here to play with you, Pablo. Do you wish to challenge me?
Well, let’s play a game, shall we? I’ll begin by listing off all of your fallacies;
You wish to have a match with me? Your judgement’s black and white, like what the Batter sees.
Watch your tongue, ‘cause your flow is abhorrent; so stiff and rigid, I would figure it was rigor Mortis
Don’t pick a fight with an imp, you’ll be floored when I scorch you and turn your family into corpses
This cat can speak, but he’s wasting his breath; I’m a worse threat than Japeth, for you and your lost passion
You’re so insistent in chasing your death; if you want to see your brother again, choose the WRONG cabin… (hehehe…)

Judge:
What is your motive, acquaintance? If you wish to cause me pain, then
You seem to be sorely mistaken. You’re so complacent inside of your game and
You’re not quite skilled in the art of violent confrontation; a mistake, that you chose to face me 
You claim that you pull the strings, but you’re a puppet yourself; isn’t that right, Casey?
My abilities are multifaceted; anyone who’s ever played you found you by accident
Once you gave a riddle to the players to answer, they tossed you back into the trash again.
Your feeble existence will come to an end; perhaps it’d be best if they would all forget you
A shell of yourself that is sent in from Hell; hence nothing remains, except for regrets, too.

Misfortune.gb: 
Lost all your valor ‘cause Valerie died; became so sad, threw your pal to the side
He grabbed his bat, then went to attack, you tried to scratch, but then he demolished you
Best watch your back ‘fore misfortune befalls you, you were replaced by a man in a costume
The player forgot you and Batter offed you for speaking in riddles for half of the time
(hehehe) You’re so incompetent, honestly, this game was over before it began
You sat back and watched a man from God crumble your world to sand
Your struggles were for naught, my friend, so watch as I draw near
No need for your judgment now. I am God here.


The Judge vs Misfortune.gb - Rap Cypher #43

god (Lush Soma)

ThanosQuack as Dead Bart
TheToppo as Squidward Tentacles

Prod. by Cubensis & Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy

Art by Box and Ego
Thumbnail Art by Box

Bart • Verse 1 (14 Bars)

(AHAHAHAHA!) Big Simpson on the scene, peeling on your screen, might be too morbid 
They showed my ribs in my screening, but it was less barebones than your performance 
The only right notes you made were in your manifesto, I demand a refund, that act was sorry
Sucked more than the reed in your clarinet so the squid put a hole in himself like it’s calamari

I know that I’m known for my prank calls, but none can compare to the voices that rung in your head, on the night that you fled, as you lied in your bed, they were dying for you to just *POW* 

DO IT!

WALK INTO THE LIGHT LIKE THE SCHOOL OF A NEW KID!
DEPRESSIONS THE ONE THING YOUR GROUPED WITH, SO WHY NOT TAKE A SHOT AT A NEW SCHTICK?
YEAH, YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN USELESS, YOU CAN’T BE A FAMOUS MUSICIAN WHILE CRUNCHING QUARTERS
THAT’S LIKE MILHOUSE WORKING AT KRUSTY BURGER AND WORKING UP TO…SOMEONE NORMAL!

(AY!) Bro just stop the music and do what you gotta do
Patrick’s out here playing mayonnaise and has more sauce than you
This octopussy pushing 100 and still playing geek scores
Face looking baggier than Homer’s jeans, so do us all a favour and eat my shorts!

Squidward • Verse 1 (12 Bars)

(Sigh) Sweet Neptune…
I guess we’re in the same boat…I hoped they would forget you 
Daring today, aren’t we? I’m sad, isn’t it obvious…
Unlike your initials, let’s hope you take this more serious than my whole audience

(Sigh) But if you wanna brawl, don’t start, cus the shotty’s like LeBron, all my shots got arks 
Bart believes that’s he’s top of the charts, but you can’t be ahead if your one gets sparked
You’re whole verse is a Dud, cus my face is stuck in displeasure looking at this chopped kid
Nobody’s asking who Joe is, they look at you and ask who’s “Jaundice”

And at your gravestone, not a soul would come near, cus you stink so much like Dutchmen’s sock
And the plane crash left your head popped like Duff beer, both your brains and your series are falling off
So just BE QUIET and STOP TALKING, you yellow belly experiment 
Like my hopes and dreams and your whole body, just fade into your irrelevance…

Bart • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Hey! INK YOURSELF YOU FAT HEADED FREAK! You’re a shell of yourself like your boss is!
You step to DB, and I’ll turn your whole empty concert to an endless mosh pit!
Just think, you’re a brain dead grinch, should’ve stuck with the rope in a corner
You planted seeds of doubt in your mind then expanded your dome like Sandy; that’s a Treehouse of Horror!

Tried to making money, but you just can’t DO IT, tired to make friends, but you just can’t DO IT
Tried to make good music, but you BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT!
DO IT! THAT'S THE ONLY COMMITMENT YOU’RE CONFIDENT OF! USE IT!
JOIN ME IN HELL! USELESS! STUPID! PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR MOUTH AND DO IT!

Squidward • Verse 2 (4 Bars)

…Is that what you want? To break my conscience like Fred’s leg?
There's red in my eyes, I’m not sleep deprived, I’m tired and I want to be left dead 
Sure, I’ll join you, Stephen wanted a bud of a joke, now his biggest one has a gun to his throat 
In time, I’ll only see white like your eyes, I’ll paint you a picture…it’s one of my own…

Dead Bart vs. Squidward’s Suicide • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Song by TheSvenStudios, PFA & Swag 
Art by JoNoHumor, Bob, Visionary, BlueTheArtist, Tyrone, Slimmer, Eggboi & Yumi 
Here’s the video 
https://youtu.be/IHQlzluHjGc?si=-N9QzcXA13XOWfGc

DARKNESS UPON DISNEY | UNINVITED V3

Music Video Available @
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj__86sWBCI

Dead Bart vs. Squidward’s Suicide • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

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