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Bill Cipher vs Flowey the Flower. Snakebite Rap Battles (Gravity Falls vs Undertale)

Judge Holden vs AM. Snakebite Rap Battles (Blood Meridian vs I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/BWw-Pr7JBPM?si=PQ40LkhZFFTQzGj9

DumbShlop as Tobias
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Berdly:
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock who’s a snake
He’s got wealth but not of knowledge; he’s rich with green and envy  
His parents may be affluent but he can’t pick up Penny

Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek
You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You won’t be my partner and certainly not my player 2

Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off ‘cuz you’re a m-m-mouth breather
How’s your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan’t be courting her
That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her

Tobias:
I’m part of a class you would not be instructing
Ain’t the teacher’s pet usually, like, a hamster or something?
Seems I’ve been challenged to a duel, but we’re skipping the joust
‘Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out

Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you’re ignored
You started simping for your Queen and now you’re stuck on this cord
You built a statue of yourself and it’s disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper because you’re chunkin’ the deuce, man

You’re lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susie’s got her by the reigns, like hell she'll be your dear
Listen here, don’t you talk about my sister, she’s in college and she’s fine
And I doubt that she’ll see Dess, but I told her to said hi

Berdly:
Your faux excuses, try ‘em, we know this dude is lying
The scope you’re viewing life in is cope, it’s too biased
Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores
There’s no room left in Kris’ party, but there’s plenty in yours

How can you be a ladies' man when there’s no chick to your name
You’re like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain
You’re not a leader, you’re a Loser, there’s no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades

Tobias:
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
I’m not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests

Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didn’t know
Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude, but you’ll still never be as cool as me

Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb, DumbShlop, iGreenOwl & MegaPMB
Beat prod. by waera
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by MegaPMB
Cover Design by MegaPMB & Eddiefrb

Tobias vs Berdly - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_7h_W0oFA8 

Hey gang! It's Shimario's Rap Battles time! Today we have a battle between two very strange salespeople, who are on a constant hunt for a boss. We have Rouxls Kaard, the Duke of Puzzles from Deltarune, and ENA, the former yellow and blue web series star now turned red and blue salesperson of ENA: Dream BBQ. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

This battle was made for the 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge, so a MASSIVE thank you to GamingPlush64, Rabi, and Rosenthal for being my teammates this year. All 3 of them are super talented and insanely awesome, I couldn't have picked a better team to go with. Check out what they do as well!

Rosenthal as Rouxls Kaard and Salesperson ENA
SaltedPearls as Meanie ENA

Written by: Shimario, Rosenthal, GamingPlush64, and Rabi
Beat Produced by: TapDaddyBeats
Additional Production and Arrangement by: GamingPlush64
Mixed and Mastered by: GamingPlush64
Edited by: Shimario, GamingPlush64, and Rabi
ENA Animation by: GamingPlush64
Deltarune Art by: Rosenthal
ENA Rig by: alwayshasbean
Additional Assets Made/Gathered by: Rabi
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Dilly and Mega

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QK9vAEPBavBjQj-rU4AUssWHkCovH-uqF6AdcnTuMME/edit?usp=sharing

Rouxls Kaard vs ENA - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Homelander
littleflecks as Zoolander

News Anchors:
America's darling Homelander is about to make a public statement after the recent accusations leveled against him by shockingly sexy male supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Claiming that the Vought-funded hero is allegedly ugly, and is quote-unquote "very ugly".
Mhm. You know, I wouldn't take that, me personally.
Also, The Deep blew A-Train... I guess. ...What a slow news day.

Homelander:
Before I show a walking mannequin the male they all model,
I'll give him one remaining chance to bring out Hansel and grovel.
I'm surprised they found a brain they could wash in you; you're so docile
That you make The Deep's thoughts sound like fucking Aristotle's!
Who fails to kill a literal sitting president? Let me aid 'ya.
I'll blaze his entire nation; I'm firing Malaysia!
Crushed, to hear your wife got paved into a crater
When my Vought Tower came down on her; afraid I couldn't save her.
America's best weapon's red, white, blue in a tight suit!
I'm heading the Seven; remind you of your IQ?
Defect again and I'll find you with bird's eye view!
Char you to a lump of coal so Dad will finally like you!

Zoolander:
Ew, fly back to your lab; stay there.
Invent a compound that patches gray hair.
The grossest thing in your show's your lack of face care.
Impenetrable skin? You've been cooked since daycare!
I was born super good-looking; you got a serum,
And you're still a disappointment: Soldier Boy, tell 'em!
I'll ruin your supe-premacy views in two seconds.
If everyone's an uber loser like you, then it's ew-genics!
He can't be a fascist; his fit is far from drippy.
That tacky fabric's giving... Nazi Party City!
You're so bland and sickly, to even Dere-lick me,
You must've lost your mind with no Vicky!
Your kind got poached like dodos; had nowhere to go but solo;
Now your son prefers the hobo, so you've totally got FOMO!
Don't you know you go so loco for bad promo?
Let your public image own you like your soul's trapped in a photo.

Reporters:
(overlapping interview questions)

Homelander:
Relax...
He's braindead and wife's dead, so both heads get zero action.
There's too much hair gel in his ear canal to hear you rappin'.
Anything coherent passes through him faster
Than some weirdo's package into the nearest asshole at Herogasm!
Like Black Noir, I'll make you hide that face!
You'll never land another runway like a hijacked plane!
Won an award for that Magnum? Your daddy wished he'd used one!
He celebrated way too early with his first two sons!
Humans are fragile; I'll make 'em snap like your pants!
I look down at them like "What is this, a planet for ants?"
But me? I make a bullet stop in its track with ease!
You flop as soon as you're shot by a magazine!
Trust me, all I need is one look!
Meanwhile, all you got is one look!
I will let you join your pals, so thank me!
Now let's light this candle, shall we?
(Homelander destroys the city)

Zoolander:
Sorry...
I have an after-city-wreckage party to be tending to!
You weren't invited, John; no one's really friends with you.
No hypnosis needed; you're a pampered lab-grown lackey!
Even that Storm-affront on fashion made you come in handy!
Say I'm brainwashed again? What's included in your super duties?
Only suited to act in some booty Tropic Thunder movies!
Vought milked you so bad that the thought has got you drooling!
I'm not your bra (brah), but you can suck me like some boobies!
Rooted for by teens who think they're being understood?
Oh, you're the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Media Good!
I'll gather all of the Boys; they can witness you squeal!
What's a blue Man of Steel to Zoolander's Blue Steel?

Judge Holden vs AM. Snakebite Rap Battles (Blood Meridian vs I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

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