Epic Rap Battle Parodies

Nathan Provost as Ted Bundy
Hayden Forbes as Jeffrey Dahmer

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TED BUNDY
VS
JEFFREY DAHMER
BEGIN

Jeffrey Dahmer:
My name is Jeff Dahmer. Scarier than any creepypasta.
I got more fresh produce in my fridge than a farmer.
I lift weights and drop em on heads, so don’t test me
I’m a Milwaukee Cannibal, a killer MC
You faked being hurt to put your knife in girls holes,
But I’ll here help you play the role, so come and pay your toll
They had Zac Efron play you, because they felt bad
Little kids watching you kill makes them sad
You picked on easy targets, no one would ever find you scarier
I could snare your victims with an ad for Hot Singles in your area
I feed on victims facing defeat, call me the real Mr. Mix
Want to take a ticket to the Dahmer show? Check me out on Netflix, bitch

Ted Bundy:
Whether it’s a mannequin or a man again, you’re a scrawny little virgin
You’re just Weird Al with a haircut, and you slaughter Like A Surgeon
When it comes to a killing legacy, you really weren’t smahter
Took the sex out of sexy, so I ask Y, Dom and Dahmer
On the suicide hotline, I helped chicks to live
If it was you giving a ring, I'd say "Do a flip"
Seperated from American Horror Story, no love
Ryan Murphy made you a different show cuz you’re not scary enough

Jeffrey Dahmer:
Alright, that’s it
Even I think you went too far, so lemme call the feds, honey
No need though, after this, you’ll soon be dead, Ted Bundy
Your attractiveness left you spared from any scrutiny
But I find you weak and repulsive so there’s nothing you could do to me!
I wouldn’t take a nude photo of you, it would kill my erection
I felt bad for what I did, but killing you is an exception
I’ll eat you so sweet, a cuisine that’s fit for my mouth
Call in Dead Meat, murdered you so much, should get a Kill Count

Ted Bundy:
Oh PLEASE, your kills couldn’t top Carl the Llama
Quit your bitching and whining little Jeffery Wah-mer
You cut off people’s heads, but at least I get more head
Tell your mom to put down the pills and give them to you instead
I tricked the forensics, with what all I for inflicts
You killed four in six, of a family of foreigns, ick
I tricked the masses, you’ve got glasses, I’ve got so much charisma sass
I heard you like dudes, bro, so come here and, uh, kiss my ass
I mean look at this nerd, what girl ever thought you hunky
While Gacy was cited as referring to me as “Funny Bundy”
Your fruity ways make me not even wanna stand beside you
Turned to cannibalism, cause that's the only way you'd get a man inside you

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *OW OW OW STOP!!!* BATTLE PARODIES

Ted Bundy vs Jeffery Dahmer - Single

Ted Bundy vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PAUL BUNYAN
VERSUS
JOHNNY APPLESEED
BEGIN

Paul Bunyan:
Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living
Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell
You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route
Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit
I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird!
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees, just go to the store
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun
Shoving my ax up your ass, my name is Paul Bunyan

Johnny Appleseed:
Oh, the Lord's been good to me
Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp
I'm on fire, like the kerosine you enjoy drinking
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking
You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries
I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy

Paul Bunyan:
You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice into bits
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!
By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice
You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise

Johnny Appleseed:
Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man
You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock
The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, nobody to save you now

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38.

American Explorers Lewis and Clark battle American Idiots Beavis and Butthead.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
VERSUS
LEWIS AND CLARK
BEGIN

Meriwether Lewis:
Ah, Clark, we'll have to take a break on this expedition
There are two foolish bufoons here that we must start dissing
They have an unbelievable use of hair product in store
No more prattle, In this battle, they'll be begging for more

William Clark:
Lewis, this will be a joyous halt to our search
Beating these two teens, who are worth nothing on this Earth
It's clear to me, with their unintelligence, they've been abused
With perverted toilet jokes, they both seem to get quite amused

Butt-head:
Hey Beavis...uh...let's kick these buttmunches’ asses
Your story sucks more than Mr. Van Driessen’s classes
To Mr. Meriwether Lewis, yeah I thought you ought to know
How about I snatch Sacajawea and shove my finger up her bunghole?

Beavis:
Butthead..like, what the hell are these ass goblins doing here?
Jewpiss and Shart? Heh, they sound like queers
You dillwads don't even have a reason to gloat
Just leave this battle and go back to your bug infested boat

Meriwether Lewis:
One, Two, Three Mississippi, times diminishing
They don't realize Lewis and Clark aren't close to finishing

William Clark:
Butt-Head and Beavis, just leave us, or lyrical pounds will get you down
You can't hurt us, You got no adult supervision around

Meriwether Lewis:
These wannabe big deals got no sex appeal and will surely squeel
We're the ones who did America! You're not even real

William Clark:
Go back to school, it's clear we rule and we're gonna leave you hurt
Hell, the only person that likes you is that fat kid Stuart


Butt-head:
Uh, you guys are homo, like, you'll never have sex
Uhuhuhuhuh, I said sex, you guys are just wrecks

Beavis:
You turdburglars SUCK! We can't even bare ya
You're more annoying than that butt munch girl, Daria

Butt-head:
All you do is have sex with an Indian bungwipe
While me and Beavis Did America! Hell yeah, damn right.

Beavis:
My name is Beaviszilla, because I’m gonna rip you in half
Your rhymes make me cry worse than that onion crap


Meriwether Lewis:
You two are the ugliest creatures we've ever seen

William Clark:
How dumb can you be? You dressed as yourselves for Halloween!

Meriwether Lewis:
Clean clothes and IQ is something you certainly lack

William Clark:
Your faces are so ugly, you gave your principal a heart attack!

Meriwether Lewis:
My name is Meriwether Lewis

William Clark:
And my name is William Clark
At least I could get a wife, Mrs. Julia Hancock

*beat stops*

*incessant giggling*

Butthead:
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, you said cock

William Clark:
Oh, shut up

Beavis:
Hey, fartknockers, we broke TV ratings, but who's countin'

Butthead:
I bet you let Nine Young Men ride your Rocky Mountains
We’re the kings of MTV, so it’s best that you just hush
Now just see what happens when Beavis gets a sugar rush

Beavis:
OH I'm about to get hyper! I think I'm gonna transform
To the great almighty Cornholio! We’re gonna score!

Cornholio:
Straight from Lake Titicaca, with this shirt over my head
These rhymes shoot out harder than bullets made of lead
I'm the Great Cornholio, why don't you rap to that!
You two Dora the Explorers don't know jack
You're bungholes, I'm the greatest, that's a fact
Shove this TP up your ass, heh heh, ass

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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Peter Griffin vs Randy Marsh (Family Guy vs South Park) / Chaotic Rap Battles

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TOM SAWYER 
VS
HUCKLEBERRY FINN
BEGIN!

Huckleberry Finn:
it's time to settle this once and for all,
Which one of the Twain boys will rise and fall
Hold on Boy Im from the land of missouri
Out rap you so hard You'll be running in a fury
Its A Damn Shame You Gotta Handle A Jury
I'm a hero! A prodigy from southern USA! 
So you might as well shut the heck up, I will win anyway!
Sail Away On your little boat.. BOMB BOY AYE
 
Tom Sawyer:
Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death just to coward out again?
While I am sleeping on my bed like a normal functional kid,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, You dumb shit!
There's no need for me to rap, is that whatcha meant?
You're the one that should shut up, your book got banned because of your accent!
Yo my name is Tom Sawyer, i got mean mean pride,
You never got laid, i already have a bride!

Huckleberry Finn:
Steppin' up to me? Compared to you, I'm a saint!
So much confidence, one could say Im goin' hard in the paint!
CUM on you little faggle
 Come and eat my big apples
Im livin the the tough life thats whats happnin
I guess you can call me Aladdin 
"And as Tom is standing in front of that unpainted fence,
he starts to realize he's nothing but a failure without parents"
Its Like Batman With No inheritance 


Tom Sawyer:
Are ya complaining 'bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?
I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River!?
I've got Becky by my side, when was the last time you was in a love duet?
The only friend you've got 's a middle-aged black runaway slave!
The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting as you can tell
And I'm not kidding around Finn, I can make people rap for me as well
Your father always beats you because he was the town drunk
This battle's over now, AND I DON'T GIVE A HUCK

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC PIC PIC PIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Peter Griffin vs Randy Marsh (Family Guy vs South Park) / Chaotic Rap Battles

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