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Rap Battles

All Freshy Kanal Rap Battles

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Monika: 
I gotta stop you there--our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay everyone! Watch me roast a giggling gullible gaudy Gotham goth!

Sayori:
Oh, Is it a boy?

Monika:
No.

Natsuki:
Is that even a person?

Monika:
I like to think she’s a groupie for the traveling circus
Your childish fighting ain’t out-rhyming my writing
You were assigned as a sidekick, now you’re a psychotic side chick
If they made comics ‘bout your childhood, I’d reach for the tissues
‘Cause this room would fill up with way too many issues
You’re a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle you won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted crack addict Jared Leto
Cuz no matter what you offer, he won’t like you in the first place
You’ll never swing your bat hard enough to get to 3rd base



Harley Quinn: 
I wasn’t gonna go here, but bitch, you asked for it
Yer man’s running off with girls that are 18 with an asterisk!
Laugh about my past, soon yer in a crisis
Cuz as Doctor I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming’s waiting on the other side
In reality, it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs
I’ve fought with bats, cats, crocs and my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skedaddled by a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye’s blind if you see a working dating sim
You’d die without attention, and you call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to getting killed by MC's



Sayori:
Hang on, all your marriage attempts had loose ends
Tighten up your lines if you’re gonna be a nuisance 

Yuri:
I hate to spill the tea but your options crushed down
Either a self harming love or getting cut out 

Natsuki:
Put another crew together and soon you'll be gone
The audience would snap next if your movies went on 

Harley Quinn:
Oh boy, oh boy, what is this? Some kind of suicide squad? 



Monika: (1:34)
uurgghhh
Your poetry is lifeless! You lock yourself behind your bars
Learned so much about psychology but lose against a broken heart
All these fights, for a mother it seems wild
It's like you call yourself a bird of prey cause you took flight from your child!
Oh! We're living in a world of infinite choices
But your rap is like your mind - pointless infinite voices
Cuz you're poisoned! I'll destroy it! You could never lock me up
Yesterday - Justice League! ; Today: Just Monika!



Harley Quinn: 
You went all MacBeth on your small talk buds
Which turned your festival into the cockblock club
Yer a Hole in the Wall of all the problems you're crossed in
Pretend we're back in act one, yer love is not an option
You couldn’t get’cha puddin’ so you pushed into the software
Still yer lover wouldn’t look and you went crying ‘Not fair!’
I’m flipping the script so you can’t predict what you read
Yer rhymes won’t make the final cut, this bitch is getting Yuri’d!
And if yer not the key to dough, they'll stop your Doki beat
So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC

Monika vs. Harley Quinn - Rap Battle!

I forgot to put this because it was part of the anime so yeah sorry abt that
THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE (copyright distribution: BATTA)

batta - CHASE (JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable)

KICK BACK

Freshy Kanal: Edgar Wright vs Wes Anderson (feat. Littleflecks & Lawless Marshall)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Mike Choe as Peter Quill
Freeced as Jack Sparrow

Lyrics:
https://freshy-kanal-cinematic-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Star-Lord_vs_Captain_Jack_Sparrow
(too big to fit in the description)

Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Huggy Wuggy
Freshy Kanal as The Rolling Giant
GamingPlush64 as Mall Staff

Huggy Wuggy:
Does somebody want a hug?
Don't come looking for a flower inside Playtime's domain,
Or I will, POP a giant like the Macy's Parade!
Buddy, your mall ain't getting used, so stop raising the roof!
Went from broke to broken to broken into, and now I'm breaking YOU!
Roll in, then stand in place; you call that a jump-scare?
How you gonna escalate? You can't make it upstairs!
I'm in mint condition; you're nothing but mulch and wet paper!
So keep those hands in the air; embrace your French nature!
Listen, Paul Blart, why don't you try out a different diet?
You're so pale, they should call you "The Iron-Deficient Giant"!
I'll chew you in the food court, make you bite-sized with teeth like these,
And show kids why it's important to eat your greens!

The Rolling Giant:
Let's put this on tape, so you learn in time
You couldn't corner me in malls unless you're merchandise!
I rolled into your chapters, waiting for the scary part, (What?)
And the biggest horror was the bill put on my credit card!
Funny-looking toys soak the floor with blood.
For an experiment, you love repeating formulas!
I suppose we both evoke some sense of nostalgia,
'Cause you remind me of the thousand trends you copied off of!
I know you love attention, but, er... don't make me follow you.
I'll get up in your lens and show the world how a dolly zooms!

Huggy Wuggy:
You're not Salad Fingers 'cause you're holding onto leaves! (Leaves!)
I saw you decompose before The Oldest View released! (Ooh!)
You spent every birthday rolling in the deep; the loneliest I've seen!
You might be the only piñata no one wants to beat! (Huh!)
I could give a tight hug, but it'll be quite rough when
I squeeze the life from MoistCritikal dried up!
What more can you do? Sitting through your tape is torture enough!
You call it experimental, I call it... b-boring as fuck!

Mall Staff:
Attention to all customers! Our mall staff would like to advise that the giant is now on the loose.
We advise that you consistently check behind you...

The Rolling Giant:
Or else he'll find you.
I'll do a favor to this genre by stomping on washed-up Monsters, Inc.!
You're the doll that couldn't monitor jack 'til a box was dropped and you got the slip!
Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist,
Or next time we're talking 'Poppy's', your grave will have them on top of it!
Don't run after me when you run out of all your gimmicks.
Swapped with Kissy because you're someone we won't be Missing!
And with Playtime's internet history, I would zip it!
I'll torment you to levels that not even Mob could mimic! (What!)
Make my wheels squeak, and I process you into couch cushions.
Watch me turn your security cameras into found footage!
Don't ask me what I want, 'cause I can see it: (Yeah?)
Here lies a dead horse who's constantly beaten!

Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant - Rap Battle!

Cupid Vs Leprechaun Vs Easter Bunny - RAP BATTLE! - Ft. The Stupendium, Freeced & Little Flecks

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
LongestSoloEver as Caine
Jeesh as Alastor
garbageGothic as Pomni and Bubble
RaccoonBroVA as Jax

Caine:
(Well, well!) Welcome to the global network!
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him! His old soul is severed!
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record!
Seven years with his head in the dirt,
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard!
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Caine; he got sonned by Adam!
(My, my!) Pal, you try to hide your past but I can see through
All the scars behind your laugh, I know the real truth!
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules,
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose!
I'm on air, and gravity's a choice!
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
But don't you worry; he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps!

Alastor:
You look a bit jittery; lay off the JavaScript
How many times can you glitch as a party trick?
If your fans aren't in hell for liking your show, they certainly are for the art of it!
We've no vacancy for another "Oh, what if this show for kids made you scream?"
There's a place the street across that you know well,
Take him to the "Haz-bin-done-before" Hotel!
I don't even really see what the fuss is,
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint!
Truth is, you're a bad boss, and your hack job establishment might be fucked,
Because you were given a sandbox, and yet everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
If I made that, I'd want myself Abstracted!
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain; it’s like your guests got web trafficked!

Caine:
I know being on camera's not your forte;
Deer in the spotlight, was caught in 4K!
(Oh no!) Now you're dead, hunting for your next job,
And for your résumé, you've already got a headshot!
Now introducing: Pomni and Jax!
Uhhh, I don't think I can rap?
Just beat him up. What?!
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast!
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor,
So please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance,
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack! (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry, but you know how it goes!
Video killed the radio star, and digital killed them both! (Both, both, both, both…)

Alastor:
Listen close, you worthless scum, if you don't shut your fucking gums,
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue, then pull each tooth out one by one.
I'll have the appendages severed, the rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled,
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests with their first proper meal.
You understand?
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces!
All for this high tech; who would choose it?
You're the proof that AI is ruining music!
Used Candyland for your cruel amusement,
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans!
Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos,
'Cause everything will become Hell if you Stay God!

Caine vs. Alastor - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
?pord seidob akem I erehw wonk annaw uoy oD
Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

SONIC.EXE vs. BENDROWNED - Rap Battle!

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Shwabadi as Arthur Morgan
Ethan Connor Condon as Trevor Philips

Arthur Morgan:
I know you like denial, but this is brazenly dumb.
You should pick better fights, but... can't change what's done.
I'm a headhunter; you're wanted dead or alive.
Cut right there on your neck? I'd be mighty obliged!
There ain't enough space for the two of us on my route.
Gotta teach a druggie 'bout shooting up at high noon.
I ride with my crew; yours ties you in a tight noose.
Christ, kid! Even your own hairline would slight you!
It ain't my place to judge whatever business you have,
But your mom fucked you up... and you'd fuck her back?
My poor horse would drop from all the baggage you got!
So maybe get lost, like this is the mall and I'm your pops!
You're too off-the-rails for a heist; that's your problem.
But I've found any trainwreck is prolly worth robbin'!
It eats you alive that Mike crushed all you ever did.
This cannibal freak got a taste of his own medicine!

Trevor Phillips:
I'm sorry, cowboy... we actin' like we're tough?
Sure you'd take the smoke with that crap inside your lungs?
Wanna get rough, cowboy? Guess we're in luck...
You can lick my nuts and pretend I'm Dutch!
And tell me, where's the money that he promised you?
Cough it up, not the blood! FUCK! What is wrong with you?!
One girl has talked to you that wasn't a prostitute!
And she still left; only pigs ever wanted you!
We both know you shouldn't bring a rat to your cheddar,
But what's it to ya? Your stash is a couple cans in the desert!
That is your treasure? You hipsters in the mountains make me pissed off.
Bumfucks don't even have a doorstep I can shit on!

Arthur Morgan:
Where do you get off blabberin' about attraction?
You don't get a passing glance from gals 'til you kidnap 'em!
I would never cave and be some stooge for the government.
There's more bits of brain on yer boot than yer fuckin' head!
I don't like to hold grudges, and yet you're under my skin.
Vengeance is a fool's game, but so is lettin' ya live!
Let's finish what's started... Can I get a witness protection?
I got bullets with your name and no more Brad-skull to catch 'em!

Trevor Phillips:
What a brave guy, tryna pay for his crimes
While his wife died for less than the change on her eyes!
Drop the nice guy polite "pick me" act, you fuckhead!
Dragging bodies through nature with that shiny moral compass!
'Cause fuck that! Honor's an excuse to die broke!
I'd sell your heart of gold and use that light dough to buy smokes!
You're at the end of my rope, so keep your lasso strapped!
I'll drag your ass until you really get to see Tahiti and back!
Wanna get wasted? I got rounds you drown in!
So when you go to Hell, tell Lenny that you found him!

Arthur Morgan vs. Trevor Philips - Rap Battle!

Buggy vs Arthur Fleck (One Piece vs Joker) - RAP BATTLE! - by Freshy Kanal

Creeper vs Bob omb :feat Dan Bull (freshy kanal)

Ted vs Paddington Rap Battle / Bonus Episode (ft Brock Baker littleflecks)

Benoit Blanc vs Hercule Poirot - Freshy Kanal RAP BATTLE! - ft. The Stupendium, Ben Atha & Shwabadi

Togetherness

Holding On (When Love Is Gone)

shog was here <3 @ecstasy

Lil Uzi Vert - Dark Queen 
Download/Stream Luv Is Rage 2 - https://lnk.to/LuvIsRage2

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http://liluziofficial.com/

Luv Is Rage 2

Dark Queen

First of all, happy late birthday to Skeep and King Mewtwo, and happy early birthday to Matteo!

GarbageGothic as Alice
CookieSaurus as Coraline

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Dani Frias, Skeep, Redkirby, Mat4yo, Jughead Jay, Vriska and Woodenhornets

Instrumental by:
Kustom & Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Alice: 
I’m late! I’m late! A year behind in producing my remake long awaited! 
Seems like I landed in a time where nightmares are PG rated
You’re not quite a fraud, but you’ll still fall to quite the tempest
Why, I storm on as many as six impossible nothings before breakfast!
So let me break fast on the little pathetic Hot Topic dresser
Who’s fame passed faster than her empty pocketed director
And as a novel? How novel! A graphic for the bookshelf
A bland attempt at pity so his edgy comics could sell
Holding up a Looking Glass; see you are out of the picture
Doing it just like your parents, recognize and ditch ya
So check your plasticine apparel hasn’t begun melting
As I’ve spat fire only a Liddel could be expelling!

Coraline: 
Eww, what a mess of an attitude, something I would normally overlook to confront.
But when Coraline is at the core of a line, I double up the punches, so let me Tweedle-dunk!
It’s the house of verbal slaying, you knocked a level too high.
We are both falling asleep, when you are reading your lines.
This Little Slop of Horrors is so gullible and gluttonous!
Must be in some tea drunkenness; you shouldn’t push my buttons, miss!
Oh! Chased the win like a Rabbit, and down you flew!
My poem pokes your poker and the cards are playing you
Your magic potions got you trippin’ so much, you fell
I’m the queen, you’re a creepy crawler smoking up L’s

Alice: 
Take notes from jumping mice, you best hop off this rap
The only poison that you pack is a harmless trap
So gather your parents, I’m gonna drag ‘em to your end
Letting them push your buttons into Stevie Wonder-land

Coraline: 
Got a golden afternoon, sunlit blows, I boast it.
It’s a pearl before swine, when this ghost kid’s roasted.
This chatter’s chapters don’t make her a badder rapper,
The tracks you spat are a better battle matter for a madder Hatter
Your ecstasy tales are bringing nothing but silly horror.
With political dystrophy sparking two kinds of disorders.
Time is buttered, I don’t need to paint lies to make you suffer
Eight bars close the shutter on another Other Mother

Alice:
Save it, dollface; once you’re pushing daisies, you’ll be rose red
I’m ripping manic on this schizophrenic; off with all of her heads!

Coraline:
What??

Alice:
One! Scrap the blackened psychology you’re remaining.
Two! The theatres put your fame under the basement.
Three! Your whole world’s a snow globe, so why diss more!
You’ve locked the door, Caroline; be careful what you wish for

Coraline: 
Euch, all the wonderness in your wonder wits were sadly wonderless
No wonder critics and dumber kids were more pissed at your blunder flicks
Cuz your reboots don't go that far, Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts
Run from your hallucinations, but no dream could heal these scars

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Behind the Scenes:
Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/we5NY/

Acapella:
http://picosong.com/we5Nq/

Original Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wYJmy/

Emily's fast rap training:
http://picosong.com/wYbKX/

Hint for next battle:
What's your name, man?

Ted vs Paddington Rap Battle / Bonus Episode (ft Brock Baker littleflecks)

Riley ddr