Rap Battles

King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie - Rap Battle! ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

JR's (Official Soundtrack) Track 12 Secrets That We Hide - ConnorCrisis

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The One Who Waits (Cult Of The Lamb Song)

A heavy phonk track inspired by Bendy & The Dark Revival

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THE INK DEMON IS COMING, HIDE

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Steve
Freshy Kanal as Sackboy

Steve:
What's a couple little planets to domains that are limitless?
Your shitty sandbox could be my kitten's litter bin!
I'm a, Smash hit, and a, great digger,
Forget bedrock, I can, break Twitter!
You got some geeks hyped with your PS5 title, yo,
But lost your creativity, now you're stuck in Survival Mode.
Ripping shit from Mario couldn't get you on track, boy,
Stole so many parts that they should call you Ransackboy!
I thought your bubble's burst, so, who would have expected.
That it must've turned to night because the dead's been resurrected!
Yeah, you built all these platforms, your game couldn't get one.
This fool's made of wool, it makes sense that you're slept on!

Sackboy:
Sackboy's the face of space exploration,
You ravage landscapes for exploitation!
Keep raidin' natives to farm up their trades, then.
You'll find me saving a slave population!
What happened to the indie game with blocks, that had you think outside the box.
You went from herding cows to getting milked for every drop.
No one cares about your Dungeons or Pokémon, stop!
How can your world be infinite when you fell off...? *ahem*
So what's poppin? It's the pocket puppet and I'm here to pull the strings!
You got a single hotbar, while I got a poppit full of em!
I'm pullin up the poppies for your funeral, I'll bury you.
6 blocks deep, you see the lava there? I'm daring you!
Your flatland's sacked, yea this sock's poggers!
I'm not bothered, I could drop ya like a hot hopper!
Ain't see a track that bad since you mocked Usher,
Ironic you're leavin' the box office, without a blockbuster!

Steve:
You've dug yourself a hole straight down and can't escape it,
I've seen people fall less flat in sack races.
Your entire sack race is more obscure than your return is,
If you wanna be a hot topic, hop into my furnace!

Sackboy:
Yeah, your memes got you put into Smash,
But is it a shock that they thought to invite ya?
With let's players taking advantage of fans,
All you seem to do right is lure creepers to miners!

Steve:
They say third time's the charm, but you're proof that's a lie.
Since your third game scared off your fans and Stephen Fry.
There's a trillion chance you could get Dream's trades,
Still more likely than someone playing your Dreams game!
Oh dang, guess you're the reason they cut your team quick!
Mojang's just like netherrack, we always keep lit!
Okay, that's how your releases were received then!
Sony's sick of your stickers and shoved them where your seam splits!
Squaring 'gainst my level of experience will cost you,
Couldn't graze my skin when you've been hiding in a costume!
You'd only ever blow up if you self-destruct,
This battle's like The Negativitron, PS: you suck.

Sackboy:
Look, I saved a marriage, Alex said you wrecked yours,
You couldn't last a single round of fuckin Bedwars!
It's the L-B-P MC against Steve, who
Couldn't handle beats with a million of his beetroots!
Swedes used to be neutral until MineCon,
Fired Notch cause he turned Minecraft to Mein Kampf!
Wreckin' the Collector and restoring hope,
You couldn't keep a Stronghold, now there's cobwebs on your Story Mode!
And once your geek fandom sees the damage I've done,
Not even PewDiePie could help you come back from this one!

Minecraft vs. Little Big Planet - Rap Battle!

What Remains Of Me (FNAF Security Breach Ruin Song) feat. ToastyMarshmellow

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Mr. Tibbs as Paul Bunyan
Freeced as Johnny Appleseed

Paul Bunyan:
You should've caught me on a different day!
Unless you're fishing logs, you should put those grippers away! (Goddamn!)
I'll pull the stick and turn you into a saint!
Still make a bigger splash than you when I piss in the lake! (Ooh!)
Tell your Jiminy Cricket that you ain't fit for the visit
Because he's looking for a minister this hillbilly isn't!
Your diet's so damn acidic, you're prolly riddled with rickets!
Instead of picking them apples, you should be picking a clinic!
You must be packed with ulcers, you fragile loner!
You're the first pothead to always pass out sober! (Ooh!)
Christian missionary; you're like half a soldier!
That's a culture too aggro for agriculture!
Is that a skunk on your goddamn hands and shoulders,
Or just your rancid odor? It really isn't a wonder
you never danced with folks, and ladies pass you over!
Sanctimonious, your seed is for the plants to grow with!

Johnny Appleseed:
I keep the field busy, but why are you talking? (Ow!)
Instead of getting a real Babe, you Blue Oxen!
Unraveled all the mangling you did before you packed up!
Broke the ice with all these people, just to ditch them for Alaska! (Yeah!)
I'm prominent forever as a real-life hero!
Accomplishments you've ever had in real life: zero!
Too big for your boots since you were a year old!
I bet they used the American flag to clean your earholes,
Cause you're a stain on the nation, and I'm a national treasure!
Talking pennywise, you're nothing but an asset for terror!
Yeah, I know a bad apple when I see one.
Maybe branch out, 'cause your crew's up a tree stump!

Paul Bunyan:
His people skills are criminal; he plants and bails,
Afraid they'll pull his drawers up past his wagon trail!
He's planting Red Delicious; throw this man in jail!
Gotta be the first time a stock in Apple failed! (Wow!)
Look at little baby Johnny, as he's trying a taste,
Getting humbled by reality, like a pie to the face!
I can't imagine all the time he'll-a waste
Tryna make Indiana look like prime real estate! (Wow!)
No matter how many times you keep on bringing 'em back,
I'll still clear a season's work with one swing of the axe!
And I ain't tryna battle, damn; I didn't even attack!
I just sneezed; knocked this plantation clean off the map! (Wow!)

Johnny Appleseed:
These folks don't want to see you drag your hobnails through shrubbery! (Hmm...)
Everyone who listens to your tall tales looks up to me! (Yep!)
Paul fails to trouble me; I'm living in honor.
I'm not a drinking man, but I'm about to finish this logger! (Yee-haw!)
Machines took our jobs, and they say the world is heating up.
My trees do their best so that the seasons keep from speeding up!
But please tell me why you blame the engines when you eat enough
To leave bigger carbon footprints than a fleet of trucks!
Your teamwork sucks; you break everything your palms touch!
They must've asked you to bring insurance to the potluck!
Ever since logging off, you're pining for some sawdust!
Your story ends just how it began: Paul is washed up!

Paul Bunyan vs. Johnny Appleseed - Rap Battle!

[Art: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/justamega/horrortale-sans]
It's been 4 years since my last Horrortale thing and I felt like trying my hand at at another experimental track! This one focused more on the sound design & atmosphere over composition hence the long intro lol. For vocals this time I took snippets from a Harvard lecture on the classic "trolley problem" but spliced them in a way that's creepy...maybe. All in all it was a 9 hour track that I wasn't expecting to write but it ended up coming out of nowhere anyway lmao. 

For those uninterested in the intro the track properly starts at 1:28 :)

~Spoken Words~
[0:15]
Suppose you're the driver of a trolley car-
Your trolley car is traveling down the track at 60 mph,
And at the end of the track you notice,
5 workers,
And you know,
That if you crash into those 5 workers,
They will all die.

Until you notice,
That there is,
Off to the right,
A side track,
and at the end of that track,
there's 1 worker.

What's the right thing to do?
How many...
Would...
Turn the trolley car onto the side track?
Why would you do it?

"Because it-"
"It can't be right to kill,"
"5 people when you can only kill on person instead."

It wouldn't be right to kill 5...
If you could kill 1 person instead?
Does everybody agree with that?

*Laughter*

Wh-
The act of actually killing someone,
You're actually KILLING him yourself!
What became of the principle?

People thought it was just to kill...
A person...
An *innocent* person...
To yank out the organs...
Of the innocent...
Why?

Now this might sound appealing enough,
But here-
I have to issue a warning:
"Once the familiar turns strange,"
"Like lost innocence,"
"However unsettling,"
"It can never be unthought,"

"Or unknown...."

[1:28]
*Music* :)

[Horrortale Original] Stormheart - Morality of Murder

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McGwire as Huggy Wuggy
Freshy Kanal as The Rolling Giant
GamingPlush64 as Mall Staff

Huggy Wuggy:
Does somebody want a hug?
Don't come looking for a flower inside Playtime's domain,
Or I will, POP a giant like the Macy's Parade!
Buddy, your mall ain't getting used, so stop raising the roof!
Went from broke to broken to broken into, and now I'm breaking YOU!
Roll in, then stand in place; you call that a jump-scare?
How you gonna escalate? You can't make it upstairs!
I'm in mint condition; you're nothing but mulch and wet paper!
So keep those hands in the air; embrace your French nature!
Listen, Paul Blart, why don't you try out a different diet?
You're so pale, they should call you "The Iron-Deficient Giant"!
I'll chew you in the food court, make you bite-sized with teeth like these,
And show kids why it's important to eat your greens!

The Rolling Giant:
Let's put this on tape, so you learn in time
You couldn't corner me in malls unless you're merchandise!
I rolled into your chapters, waiting for the scary part, (What?)
And the biggest horror was the bill put on my credit card!
Funny-looking toys soak the floor with blood.
For an experiment, you love repeating formulas!
I suppose we both evoke some sense of nostalgia,
'Cause you remind me of the thousand trends you copied off of!
I know you love attention, but, er... don't make me follow you.
I'll get up in your lens and show the world how a dolly zooms!

Huggy Wuggy:
You're not Salad Fingers 'cause you're holding onto leaves! (Leaves!)
I saw you decompose before The Oldest View released! (Ooh!)
You spent every birthday rolling in the deep; the loneliest I've seen!
You might be the only piñata no one wants to beat! (Huh!)
I could give a tight hug, but it'll be quite rough when
I squeeze the life from MoistCritikal dried up!
What more can you do? Sitting through your tape is torture enough!
You call it experimental, I call it... b-boring as fuck!

Mall Staff:
Attention to all customers! Our mall staff would like to advise that the giant is now on the loose.
We advise that you consistently check behind you...

The Rolling Giant:
Or else he'll find you.
I'll do a favor to this genre by stomping on washed-up Monsters, Inc.!
You're the doll that couldn't monitor jack 'til a box was dropped and you got the slip!
Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist,
Or next time we're talking 'Poppy's', your grave will have them on top of it!
Don't run after me when you run out of all your gimmicks.
Swapped with Kissy because you're someone we won't be Missing!
And with Playtime's internet history, I would zip it!
I'll torment you to levels that not even Mob could mimic! (What!)
Make my wheels squeak, and I process you into couch cushions.
Watch me turn your security cameras into found footage!
Don't ask me what I want, 'cause I can see it: (Yeah?)
Here lies a dead horse who's constantly beaten!

Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant - Rap Battle!

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Lee Bergantino as BENDROWNED
Yukigloom as SONIC.EXE

BENDROWNED:
The curse of the cartridge is coming to light.
Do what you do best and run for your life.
I took one look at your ugly design,
And now we both got blood in our eyes.
We corrupted our games and took over computers, but let me put a lens on the truth:
While you ended up inspiring some users... I ended up inspiring you. (Run.)
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover."
What a bummer, that alone has your whole story covered.
You strike a pose and then cut up all your friends to bits;
Link must've played the Elegy of Edginess.
The emptiest narrative ever since the vessel where I hid
So let me try to better it; BEN has been known to edit scripts.
You sent your pals to heaven, beheaded, and left 'em tortured,
I guess you saved the best to end last; now it's YOURTURN.

SONIC.EXE:
I hope you're faster than your YouTube show,
'Cause I kill tales when they move too slow!
I'm aware that your ritual didn't do much,
But if you want death, X gon' give it to ya!
Your cartridge blows; you need a redesign!
Coming from a CD, I'd rather boot up the CD-i!
You were the sacrificial lamb of some mad religion,
Tried to ascend, but couldn't get past the baptism! (RAHAHAHAHA!)
Come on, keep this interesting, kid; you've gone stale!
You've been free... in an old guy's yard sale!
You wanna be your hero? Better luck next time!
'Cause you are a Link... to your cult's website!
Your project's out, but the hype was gone!
You were watered down; it's a dying cause!
After all this time, your notoriety's lost!
Every child sees my smile and knows I AM GOD!

BENDROWNED:
?pord seidob akem I erehw wonk annaw uoy oD
Do you wanna know where I make bodies drop?
.tops eht kram lliw X, hguone nooS
Soon enough, X will mark the spot.
Every single land I touch, the scent of death lingers.
You'll remain the same you've always been: a dead ringer!
Your story's like your disc: a curse passed to every new kid,
But your program can't be fixed, no matter how much you reboot it! (Try again!)
You can't swim; you've been drowning, and your whole arc's
Water under the bridge, since you were moved to where the trolls are!
But hide and seek with your origin will have to do...
Finding me? You should worry 'bout who founded you...

SONIC.EXE:
Clock's ticking, Big BEN; that was regrettable!
Get off your high horse; I'll chase you off that pedestal!
You think you're clever 'cause you're hiding in a database,
But all you managed to do is run an AMA!
The Father's a Luna-tic!
And you are the son who's eclipsed by the Moon Children!
Trapped in that statue; your errors are grave!
I'd say you've met with a terrible faith!
Found a new form for your soul in the end?
It just makes it all easier to hold down your head!
There's so many pools of blood where I can drown you!
Let's see if your lungs will be ready for Round 2!

Tenna vs. The Mimic - DELTARUNE vs. Five Nights at Freddy s. RAP BATTLE! (DGPRB)

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