My old principal got fired for watching child p*** on his school computer

my elementary school teacher got arrested for buying and selling coke

as someone from a small town, can confirm this song is fucking accurate

My old PE teacher got fired for r*ping one of my classmates

I had a teacher who got arrested for taking pictures of a kids feet. We were in like, 2nd grade.

The Absolute Best Feeling

Track 5 of "Mic Check, Please!", a "Check, Please!" inspired EP!

Fun fact: the overall vibe of this song is inspired by “Absolutely Smitten” by Dodie!

Song art by https://zimboniiiiii.tumblr.com/ 
Mixing/backing vocals by https://soundcloud.com/alecferris
Read the comic this was inspired by here!: www.checkpleasecomic.com/comic/01-01-01

Mic Check, Please!

sweet tooth

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written and composed by madilyn mei
produced and mixed by scrawny
mastered by joe hutchinson
artwork by kris putter

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Lyrics:
Kleptomaniacrow
Following me wherever I go
Hoping I’ll drop something so
He can add to his collection
He likes the shiniest things
Dangling trinkets
Coins and beads
Offered up some crumbs to eat
But he didn’t seem interested

Kleptomaniacrow
Why follow I?
I’ve not much stowed away
In my pockets today
You have an eye on my necklace

You start a strange charade, a dance,
A’beckon me to follow
So like you always do I follow you this time
You lead me far away
Didn’t take you for a tour guide
You and I, parading by,
Deep into the wood

Oh Kleptomaniacrow
Leading me somewhere I don’t know
And to my horror you led
Me to a body at rest and
There I stood shocked by your side
For to my surprise the body was mine
Did that mean I was a ghost?
I don’t remember dying

And as I stood there crying
Over my own lifeless body
You felt the time was right to snatch
The locket you'd been eyeing
To my demise I realized too late
And with the pull 
The corpse had disappeared
And off you flew holding my soul

“Finders Keepers"
Written in chicken scratch
On my tombstone
Nice touch, thanks for that
Guess that grim reaper
Knew I’d never grow old
Awful funny sendin’ birds to do your work though

“Finders Keepers"
Well you finally have my soul
But little do you know
That necklace is
That necklace is

“Finders Keepers"
Written in chicken scratch
On my tombstone
Gonna pay for that
Couldn't know better
Who knew death would come
With feathers
Who knew he'd send a greedy beak
A’peckin at my feet, oh 

“Finders Keepers"
Well you finally have my soul
But, word to your crow,  though
That necklace is fools gold

Kleptomaniacrow

Listen

Small Towns

not my song

original: https://youtu.be/Pb8_uPWhCng

Molly Lewis - Pantsuit Sasquatch

this was a song that i wrote because one of my friends and they loved it so much. i posted it as a gag bc i just write songs for my friends sometimes, but people really liked it. i hope that this helps, and if ur the friend still listening to this sometimes, im happy i could help u in this way

break me off a piece of that whatever you've got

wish you were gay

All Credit goes to Chloe Moriondo

CONNECT WITH THE ARTIST: 
Chloe Moriondo: @chloemoriondo | www.youtube.com/user/ChloeThingsDoes |
open.spotify.com/artist/3P4vW5tzQvmuoNaFQqzy9q

ShagTheMusicMan on YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCA6A9_T3…X9xarkEU_Q/videos

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Being in this space has made me feel
A bit more small and I'm not quite sure where I'm goin' next
I'll try to use a map but with directions I tend to be bad so
I'll use GPS and pray for the best

[Verse 1]
I've got so many years to flesh this out and be what I wanna be
But it's confusing to say the least
No perception of time or space or distance to read
And I think I'm going insane
Due to graduate and remain a beast

[Chorus]
And oh whoa I just want you to know whoa
I feel so brain dead next to you
It's not like you intended to
Hurt me or make me feel that way
And I'm not tryin' to complain
But it just sucks to try and explain
Why I feel like this everyday

[Bridge]
1, 2, 3, 4!
Sleepin' through your days and skippin' meals
Must sound so unappealing
But I guess it's different when it's the norm
Sinking deeper into whatever this is without a hint of reflection
Can't tell if this is the calm or if this is the storm
Giving everything I've got
Equates to about a shower and wakin' up late

[Verse 2]
When I'm faced with anything I tend to flee
So when I'm thrown into the adult world
Where they do things that I never learned how to do
I guess I'll live in a swamp or a tree

[Chorus]
And oh I just hope you all know whoa
I feel so brain dead next to you
It's not like you intended to
Hurt me or make me feel that way
And I'm not tryin' to complain
But it just sucks to try and explain
Why I feel like this everyday

[Outro]
My brain is surrounded by school kids
Who all got their valedictorian course
While I can't care enough about my 3.8
No matter how hard I try
I'm still not trying hard enough to be great

Release Date:
9 April 2020

Small Towns

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