Wtf and Mash(z)up bro

LOL XD funny sounds

What the fuck do i do with my spare time

best in my book

stupid

what am i even listening to wow im

the answers: a love story

sleep

i'm sorry

funniest skrillex joke song yet

Fulfilling an IndieGoGo request for the one and only G1 Gabe!

Rhythm Of The Nighty Switch Force Level Select Screen (DeBarge Vs Virt)

Shrek's Row

Second song from Me and Baasik's upcoming album, "IMmortal"
DOWNLOAD HERE: http://blackgryph0n.bandcamp.com/track/crusader-are-we-there-yet

Crusader (Are We There Yet)

Talk Funny

Bound 2 Remix: Funny Edition

*200,000+ PLAYS!! FINALLY!! :) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. I'M SO GRACIOUS and GRATEFUL for the love.

I  HAD to do it. THANK YOU ALL for the OVERWHELMING, DOPE and POSITIVE response to this remix!! You can DOWNLOAD it here (https://db.tt/HMuuMXU5) in 320kbps format and I've also uploaded a YouTube  video to go along with the song! (http://youtu.be/1Y4LdvAi05s) Thank you ALL so much for your support! You guys ARE the ANSWER!! :)

YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!

dr dre joke

i already have an idea for the kanye collab but this isn't good enough for it so here you go

yeezo unyeezo. yongo. Kanye-West

If You're Skrill And You Know It

Out now on Spinnin' Dick Records

My god what have I done... It's too much.

Didn't bother to mix/master because I mean, come on that takes time and this isn't going to get me any bitches.

Sorry this isn't funny you fuckers

Dingus Reginald - Doriro Shish Tacoooo (Spingebill Remix)

Come on guys its 2014 time for some new fucking jokes already

CLASSIC funney

Kendrick Lamar Builds a Breakfast Machine

Anybody else feel like dad was pretty nonchalant about his human wife giving birth to farm animals

if gambinos and gambongos all got along

death grips will never not be funny

also 1,500 followers wow great follow my actual music account you rats

my 100th sound on this awful account

gunshotta clownsucka dadchatta gaspedda

nicklolback

Sad Part 2

Gold Dyslexia

Spooky Lavender Town

Patience Gets Us Nowhere Fast 

I want it all and nothing less 
I want it all, I want the best for you 
I'm telling you the truth 

You are the one that makes it real 
Even the sunlight doesn't feel this good 
Whoever said it could? 

Patience 
Patience gets us nowhere fast 

I want it all and nothing less 
I want it all, I want the best for us 
I'm telling you to trust 

The world you see is on our side 
Take a chance and take a ride with me 
From sea to shining sea 

Patience 
Patience gets us nowhere fast 

I don't want my patience to last 

Follow me, follow me somewhere 
Follow me, follow me somewhere 
Follow me, follow me somewhere out there 

I want it all and nothing less 
I want it all, I want the best for you 
I'm telling you the truth 

You are the kiss I don't expect 
Remind me never to forget my youth 
I'll leave it up to you

from Capital Cities EP, 2011 
Written, performed and produced by Sebu Simonian and Ryan Merchant. Additional guitars by Nick Merwin.

In A Tidal Wave of Mystery

Patience Gets Us Nowhere Fast

Center Stage 

There's a good time to do it on your own 
There's a good time, now it's time to go 
There's a good time, do it for a change 
There's a good time, step out from the cage 

Everyday I walk away with the feeling that I'm center stage 
There's a good time 
There's a good time 

On a mission, on a mission 
Gonna get it right 
Don't think about it 
I don't think about it 

On a mission, on a mission 
Gonna get it right 
Don't think about it 
Think about, think about it!

from Capital Cities EP, 2011 
Written and produced by Ryan Merchant and Sebu Simonian 
Guitars by Nick Merwin 
Bass by Manny Quintero


Center Stage

Love Away 

Love, just love away 
Just do it everyday 
Just do it every way 

All my friends, they pretend 
The end is just around the bend 
But since you came along 
I'm not believin' it 

Sunshine, destiny 
The birds and bees and centipedes 
Until you came along 
I never needed it 

Love, just love away 
Just do it everyday 
Just do it every way 

Money, power, a man of means 
Chasing down irrational dreams 
But when you came along 
I was freed of it 

Throw your TV out the door 
One, two, three, four, on the floor! 
And if you sing a song 
You'll believe in it 

Love, just love away 
Just do it everyday 
Just do it every way

from Capital Cities, 2011 
Written, performed and produced by Sebu Simonian and Ryan Merchant.
Additional guitar by Nick Merwin.



Love Away

Amsterdam

AT LAST, THE DEFINITIVE COLLECTION OF WORKS FROM JAKAZiD'S EXTENSIVE OEUVRE OF UNLIKELY COMBINATIONS OF SONGS BY OTHER PEOPLE AND VARIOUS NOVELTY SOUND EFFECTS MIXED SIMULTANEOUSLY... IS FINALLY AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD.

DOWNLOAD LINKS (updated due to original link getting nuked):
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1V2trnO4eZ3VuTD1zikljMGDWsFhJK5z4

Includes:
●　the MOGRA mashup anthem "PONPONPON De Floor", as played and/or supported by Diplo, Porter Robinson, ☆Taku Takahashi, RAM RIDER and DJ WILDPARTY (to name a few!)
●　the Soundcloud smashup megamix "Spring of Everything", played over 100k times within its first month
●　the sounds of Skrillex, Spice Girls, Foreign Beggars, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, Electric Six, Blackout Crew and various other recording legends!
●　18 tracks of capriciously infringed copyrights!
●　2 never-heard-before exclusives!
●　the highest quality audio that MP3 can provide (except for track 13 because I lost the .wav and had to transencode it from 256kbps - thug life)
●　memes? WE GOT MEMES BRO

Tracklist:
1. Also Sprach Zarathustra (Intro)
2. PONPONPON De Floor
3. おっきろ！セーラーふく
4. Blaowoaw
5. Spring of Everything
6. Petite Feet (JAKAZiD Remix)
7. Donk Español
8. Snoopin The 3rd '78
9. Wanasthasia
10. Doop Hustlin'
11. Japtain Scarlet (feat. dj takumies)
12. Tiggers
13. Gay Birdie Song
14. Cheetahnet Friends
15. Enjo-Ghostbusters
16. Rihanna's Umbrella On The Mend
17. Cotton Eye Joe (Fatman Scoop Remix)
18. Let's Go Away! (Donktona UK Mix)

dumbepthatjakazidcompiled *DOWNLOAD NOW!*

this is why i shouldn't be allowed to mashup

Lucky All Star (Smash Mouth vs Weeaboo Shit)

Disco'd up Beethoven sounds from 1976 meet up with some flavour-of-the-month Korean pop, served up with some old-skool jungle ruffness on the side.

PSY vs. Walter Murphy - A Fifth of Gangnam

Your Faithful Student - SoGreatandPowerful

▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲　IT'S MORPHINE TIME　▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼

I made this after getting very excited by the release of Ron Wasserman's "Power Rangers Redux", an album of re-mastered music taken from the Power Rangers TV series:
http://ronwasserman.bandcamp.com/album/power-rangers-redux

Background music used is: Noisia - Diplodocus (Kill The Noise Remix):
http://soundcloud.com/noisia/noisia-diplodocus-kill-the

Noisia/Kill The Noise vs. Ron Wasserman - DIPLODOCUS RANGERZ

Holy fucking shit,
It’s a Dinosaur!
Jesus Christ – What the fuck!?

Oh my fucking god,
fucking Dinosaurs!
Holy shit – what the fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit Its A Dinosaur

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night in the barn
She's keepin' all the eggs warm
We're up all night to get clucky

Get Clucky

This is what happens when that infernal "Attack on Titan" theme song gets stuck in my head

PinkiePieSwear

Halcyon Days

Burn

Stupid Ideas/Mashups.
Unfinished shit


COME ON AND SLAM!

Sad Part 2

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