You were mine
The Pride of the White Star Line
The Eastland turned on it's side
Vesuvius in your smile

You were mine 
A train wreck and the plague combined
Meteors falling from the sky
Airships exploding in your eyes

You're a Disaster
But you were mine
You're a Disaster 
And you were mine

Don't know how
You found Mrs. O'Leary's cow
A sweet conflagration in your frown
Now Chicago is burning down

You're a Disaster
But you were mine
You're a Disaster 
And you were mine

Nineteen-aught-six you were on the town
And you shook San Francisco to the ground
1918, the Spanish Flu
I'm sure they'll trace that back to you

You were worse
Than King Tutenkhamun's curse
Women and children first
You carry calamities in your purse

You're a Disaster
But you were mine
You're a Disaster 
And you were mine

Disaster

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