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TF2 Songs

Team Fortress 2 remixes

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A playlist of Team Fortress 2 songs to drown myself in.

Enjoy.

Ach, zhis device is a Spy!

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 Music, Songs, and Parodies

M E M E S  &  S A N S

All mah moosik pt. 2

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Tombstone suggested that I should put this silly thing of mine up on here... why the hell not, right? :p

Video version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32xnxDbR-4

-{Lyrics}-
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Cannot hold it back anymoooreee
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Give in and buy the games

I don't care what I'm going to buy
Let the Steam sales on
I'm never going to play the games anyway...

Let It Go (TF2/Steam sale parody)

Rocket Jump Waltz Tf2 Theme

ずっと真夜中でいいのに。『残機-(ZUTOMAYO - Time Left)

TF2 Playing With Danger Remix

TF2 More Gun remix - Now in 4/4 with a ska backbeat. Enjoy.

TF2 MoreGun Remix2

TF2 - Fully Charged Made By DWL1993 I Do Not Own This Track. Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d4uqjqglweymawq/TF2+-+Fully+Charged.mp3

TF2 - Fully Charged

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Unity" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratunity
Unity is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
_____________________________________

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Send your creations featuring TheFatRat's or The Arcadium's music to fanmail@the-arcadium.de

Unity

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TheFatRat - Unity

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Never Be Alone" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratneverbealone
Never Be Alone is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
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Send your creations featuring TheFatRat's or The Arcadium's music to fanmail@the-arcadium.de

Never Be Alone

TheFatRat - Never Be Alone

remix of the TF2 song Medic!, with a few extra bits added.

TF2 Medic! Remix

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Time Lapse" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatrattimelapse
Time Lapse is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.

Art by Jordan Grimmer
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Submit your demos to my label The Arcadium via LabelRadar

Send your creations featuring TheFatRat's or The Arcadium's music to fanmail@the-arcadium.de

Time Lapse

TheFatRat - Time Lapse

Medic's theme is one of my favorites and since one of his taunts includes him playing a bonesaw violin, I knew exactly what kind of remix to write xD This turned out just the way I wanted it too, and it's a bit softer than my other TF2 Remixes for obvious reasons :3 The Red Bread and Intruder Alert Remixes are on their way, followed by Pop It Don't Drop It, and if everything goes smoothly in Fl Studio, that should be the order they'll be released in! :D

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Mᴇᴅɪᴄ!

~Because we needed more ducks in our lives!~ This was a spontaneous remix, and no one said I couldn't make a Bonus Duck song, so I made one, and it's glorious! \o/ Also I'm a bit excited for Scream Fortress 2015, so expect some Halloween Special Remix of something amazing xD

[Lyrics]

~Now the ducks are over there!~

Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over here,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over there,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over here,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over ducks?

Welcome to the Looting Gallery mortal,
Whoever gets the most ducks wins!
Welcome to the Looting Gallery mortal,
Whoever gets the least ducks does not win!

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX - Bᴏɴᴜs Dᴜᴄᴋs!

Anything relating to a Soldier theme must have a bad-ass remix, so I made this a bad-ass remix. I hope you don't mind my bad-assery :3 I have something grand planned for the month of October. Just thought you should know :3

[Lyrics]
There are no lyrics so I decided to put a pancake recipe here instead.
Then I remembered that copying and pasting a recipe would take effort, and I don't know how this "effort" thing works.
It sounds like it would take some time to find out what "effort" was, and "ain't nobody got time for dat."
⇑ No, I'm not hinting at a remix of that song, so don't get excited or anything ⇑
Look! A bunch of arrows!
➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚➘➚

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Pᴀɪɴɪs Cᴜᴘᴄᴀᴋᴇ

Yesterday I spent eight hours chilling on a jump map listening to my work-in-progress remix of "I'm At Soup!". It was quite inspirational and I had it on replay the whole time xD During that time I somehow managed to finish Intruder Alert and added more songs to my never ending remix schedule OvO

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Iɴᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ Aʟᴇʀᴛ

Took a few extra days to rework and polish this up a bit, since it needed major work as I hadn't touched this remix in months xD Also the wait's finally over, and you have your glorious Oktoberfest naow! OvO

(Now if I could just finish Pop It Don't Drop It, that'd be great xD)

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX - Oᴋᴛᴏʙᴇʀғᴇsᴛ

Can't Stop Won't Stop
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Picture by Alex Wong
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Can't Stop Won't Stop - Mighty & High

-- LYRICS --
Little ditty
'Bout building on last
Don't do it when the cart's right there
Or else you're a dumbass.

Sentry's gotta be up there
Fighting with the team
Did you just install this game?
Cause that's how it'd seem.

Working hard on a gun
Outside the red spawn
Meanwhile your team's up front
Getting their heads pounded on (they got no support)

"Come on Engie, move that gear up
Your sentry gun is what we need!"
Meanwhile you're AFK
Making nachos and cheese, and we're sayin'

Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one, I said
Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one.

It's common sense, now

Building On Last

I added a bit more to include all the team. Enjoy... :)

TF2 - I Feel Good-Full Team-remix

Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack - Main Theme

Parody of "Ocean Man" by Ween.
Album art by Multiverse Cafe.

--LYRICS--

Engie Man
With a robot hand
Build dispensers and
Sentries in the sand

Engie Man
Take the teleporter to the front, was a good trip

Engie Man
You best have a plan man, or else you’re banned
Busting out the killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over here, near the giant fan

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Better use your killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Engie Man
Engie Man

Ancle Dan
How’d you get your building
To appear in hand
From across the land

Ancle Dan
Your hats and your weapons are so cool, you’re so epic

Ancle Dan
For Crasmas I demand a vintage kratzcrag
I promise I’m your number one fan

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over there, near the broken van

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Whippin’ out that killstreaker Jag

Engie Man

Engie Man

Warframe Song: Reawaken by NerdOut

This is one of the two songs that won the Tenno Tunes vol. II contest.

Spent so much time playing Warframe this was bound to happen. Produced, written and mixed by me. Some samples are taken out of the game itself and are property of Digital Extremes. You can get the song on bandcamp for 1$:

http://aftalyfe.bandcamp.com/track/warframe-song-get-modded

Get modded

Warframe Song - "Get Modded" (Tenno Tunes vol. II Contest WInner)

Valve Drive Thru (ft. Ben Zimmer)

ft. FUNKe, Soundsmith, Lady Stanger & Muselk

--LYRICS--

For a long time we’ve been fighting over gravel 
With no healer around, no doubt we’ll lose the battle 
Between the awful teams & chat bind memes 
We want this round to end 

Hey! Think of instead, a Medic Girlfriend… 
Huh? 
That’s what I said! A Medic Girlfriend… 

She’d wear a beak of Circling Hearts 
With killstreak eyes of fire 
My girl will marvel at my kills 
As I shield her from gunfire 

I couldn’t care what hats she wears or what she looks like 
It all depends on what she equips like 
Kritz, Vacc, Uber… Ooooohhh…. 

Bet the Casual Meds think you are quite the pocket 
And I’ll bet the ladies love Australium rocket (launchers) 
You can bet that we could use a girl 
Who’d help our wounds to mend 

What do we want? 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

My girl will think I have no deaths 
That I’m an epic guy 
Uhh… how ‘bout a girl who’s multi-class? 
Who picks what her team needs? (NAH!) 

My perfect runs and Hale’s Own guns are sure to thrill her! 
He thinks he’s such a great pubstomper… 

I’ve a girl back home who always likes to heal me 
Bet the only girl who’d heal him plays as Mercy 

And to say that we are desperate nerds is something we’ll contend 
But I really want... 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

Wish that I had... 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

(Whistle) 
A Medic GIRLFRIEN

Medic Girlfriend (ft FUNKe, Soundsmith, Lady Stanger & Muselk)

Team Fortress 2 Rocket Jump Waltz remix by Ro1. Jan 2012. Original soundtrack files courtesy of the TF2 player network.

TF2 RocketJump Remix2

this has been done 3 times before but 2 out of 3 of them were shitty and the one that wasn't shitty was never released publicly

Don't Mess With King Bowser

LYRICS
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Cold: the air and water flowing.
Hard: the land we call our home.
Push to keep the dark from coming,
Feel the weight of what we owe.
This: the song of sons and daughters,
Hide the heart of who we are.
Making peace to build our future,
Strong, united, working 'till we fall.

Cold: the air and water flowing.
Hard: the land we call our home.
Push to keep the dark from coming,
Feel the weight of what we owe.

This: the song of sons and daughters,
Hide the heart of who we are.
Making peace to build our future,
Strong, united, working 'till we fall.

And we all lift, and we're all adrift together, together.
Through the cold mist, 'till we're lifeless together, together.

Warframe Fortuna - We All Lift Together

so guess who got the stems to carefree ukulele

I promise this is my last megalovania meme

spookulele

Spotify

Warframe Rap

Super Mario Bros. Music - Underwater (OST Version)

honk

model by @thomas-clarke-598746000
background added by @cyranek

how y'all mfers look when you keep uploading custom megalos

Ricardo Plant Zone

FREE DOWNLOAD 2021 (FIXED)  : https://hypeddit.com/track/0xwgv5

TF2 - I Feel Good-Full Team-remix

ro1summers