Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, run through Google Translate from English, to Chinese, to Russian, to Punjabi, to Welsh, back to English and performed by Rob Vincent.

Music: "Hail Columbia" by the US Marine Corps Band (public domain). 

Original mistranslation:

5.87 years , and our fathers that all men are created equal , dedicated to freedom of the uterus and forth on this continent a new nation came .

Now we are engaged in a great civil war , that nation or any nation has been conceived, and so dedicated , can long continue . Battle of the big war . For us to survive here in this country and gave their lives as a final place of rest in this area has come to set aside part . This we should do , which is natural .

However , in a broader sense , we can not worship the earth , we can not dedicate , devote unable . Who struggle brave men , living and dead , surrender, or to add it to roam far above our power is poor . Note Small World , nor long remember telling us , but they can never forget. Dedicated to the work on the cross , our life , , , , , and fought heroically . None of the rest of them here so that we can complete their last full measure of devotion to die to become more committed to the work we have great honor to devote themselves to this is that we will not die in vain , because they are the very definition of it - the dead by God , freedom and government of the people, people , freshmen will , and will not destroy the earth .


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The Mistranslated Gettysburg Address

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We want to wish you an evil Christmas... the first song from my upcoming EP, out on Christmas!

Sources:
LazyTown OST - 'We Are Number One'
Jose Feliciano - 'Feliz Navidad'

We Are Feliz Navidad

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Gay Furry Hackers

Celebrating this legendary lady's 20th Anniversary with a fine new remaster.

Acknowledging that our mastering skills were, ahem, not all that great back in '04, we decided to ask our good friend and audio maestro Anthony Chapman (https://www.antchapman.co.uk/)) to bring this up to date, and he's done a truly excellent job.

If you think you know this album well, prepare to be amazed!

Download available from https://kleptones.bandcamp.com/album/yoshimi-battles-the-hip-hop-robots-20th-anniversary-remaster

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Yoshimi Battles The Hip-Hop Robots (20th Anniversary Remaster)

"Nostalgia cements closeness - Here's a way to delve into the past..."

Celebrating our second masterpiece's 20th Anniversary with a fine new remaster.

Acknowledging that our mastering skills were, ahem, not all that great back in '04, we decided to ask our good friend and audio maestro Anthony Chapman (https://www.antchapman.co.uk/)) to bring this up to date, and he's done a truly excellent job.

If you think you know this album well, prepare to be amazed!

Download available at https://kleptones.bandcamp.com/album/a-night-at-the-hip-hopera-20th-anniversary-remaster

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A Night At The Hip-Hopera (20th Anniversary Remaster)

Chapter 1: Follow Me

Chapter 2: The Double Agent

Chapter 3: On A Mission (Entry Submission for FIAT USA Commercial)

Track 6 (Raw Version) / Kurt on Drums 2004

Track 1 (Raw Version) / Kurt on Drums 2004

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Now podcasting at https://modern.technology , on SC at https://soundcloud.com/mtpodcastnet !

The Mistranslated Gettysburg Address

Rob T Firefly