
“There's a secret jazz seeping from Washington's aging Metro escalators - those anemic metal walkways that fill our transit system…they honk and bleat and squawk…why are you still wearing those earbuds?”
-Chris Richard…
An escalator's worst failure mode is far worse than 'becomin…
What is the name of this tune?
I live in the DC area and I liked the squeaky elevators too.…
I like the intro to this one. I've gotta use these jokes lol
