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MEMBERS: 
TIMMY SELLS HIS SOUL (https://soundcloud.com/timmy-sells-his-soul)
DJ JUKIE JINX (https://soundcloud.com/dj-jukie-jinx)

The F.E.H.K. Story

A secretly famous gang of predatory, cannibalistic truck drivers with the smell of hot death constantly oozing from the pilonidal cysts permanently and spectacularly infected at the top of their fabulously hairy ass cracks, the Face-Eaters of Hong Kong (no actual affiliation with Hong Kong) have come together to create a soothing electronic soundtrack for the face-eaters of every conceivable walk of life. To the toddler face-eaters of Indochina to the homemaker face-eaters of west-east Tapioca, Florida to the gentle vegetarian face-eaters of Djibouti, the F.E.H.K. aims to please one and all with the disgruntled yet blissful beeps and hoots of modern generic techno pop. Like muzak in the American workplace of the 1970s, the music of the F.E.H.K. is designed to increase the efficiency of face-eaters by a guaranteed 5-25%. Face-eaters will immediately chew with greater accuracy, precision, and aptitude. Teeth will seem to sever the infamously husky jowls of fellow humans and apes with the exactness and ease of hydro-lasers, reducing the mastication time by large and undeniable margins.  Of course, due to the demanding nature of the 18-wheeler-driving-and-face-eating lifestyle, music created with these scientifically sound specifications shall be created and shared with a restrained and haphazard frequency.  If you would like to know more about the F.E.H.K. or inquire about possible membership or facial donation to the less fortunate face-eaters of the world, walk into the nearest truck stop and ask for Danny or Tony. Thank you for your time. 

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