* The birds came here years ago...
* But then seismic activity isolated them on an island.
* ... Surrounded by lava, they are now trapped on it.
* As they cannot fly.
* - GERSON BOOM

43 - Isle Of Flightless Birds

* In the days of old...
* Two races existed upon the earth.
* HUMANS.
* And MONSTERS.
* They lived peacefully together for some time.
* Until, tensions arose, and a war was soon waged.
* Monsterkind fought valiently... but was defeated in the end.
* They were sealed under the earth by powerful mages...
* Never to be seen again.

* However...
* There is still hope!
* There will come a HERO, heart fueled with resolve!
* Weapon in hand, they will strive to finish what was started!
* The shining hope of the underground, they will strike against those who have wronged them!
* No matter the cost, they will refuse to back down or run away...
* The HERO will strive on towards their goal until it is completed!
* Monsterkind shall be set free!
* Have hope, friends, for the HERO shall set us free!

Folklore

WARNING YOUR HEAD IS ABOUT TO



lmao idk some @ss_st stuff im just goofy

HEADDRIFT V2

* Hey. I'm glad you came.
* My cousins made this snail farm, it's an important part of our family history.
* We used to do snail races, and... wait. New idea.
* For 5G I'll let you participate in a Snail Race.
* I'll give you our Ethical Encouragement Device, which will deliver a Controlled Encouragement to your snail.
* Just press [Z] to encourage her.

[ one snail race later ]

* I don't know how you lit her on fire.
* ...
* Maybe snail farming's not for me.
* Maybe not for you, either.

42 - One Small Step For Man, A Couple Hundred Very Quick Steps In Succession for Snailkind

* ... welp, guess i'm off my break, then.
* another one 'a you kids fell down, huh?
* name's sans.
* guess you're feelin' pretty lost.
* aren't we all?
* this place can be pretty dangerous, after all.
* no place for someone like you.
* ...
* luckily, i've got your back.
* just stick with me, and, hey,
* you may even learn a few things.
* ready? here we go.

Pouring Rain

* That's it. No signature, no return address. And just "Mushroomland" on the back.

AGATHA /// TRUE NAME

Alphys:
* Hi Undyne!!!
* Sorry I'm late for patrolling, the new season of Mewmew The Musical: The Series came out!!
* I know we normally watch it together, b-but... I couldn't help myself, heh...

Undyne:
* It's fine, Alph.

Alphys:
* But uhm... any news? Anything I should know about?
* I'm at your service, commander!!!

Undyne:
* ...I still don't like it when you call me that.
* But I do have a surprise for you, Alphys!!
* Look! A real, live human!!
* I saved it just for you!

Alphys:
* Omigod, omigod, omigod!!!!
* A real human!

(She runs over to inspect them from multiple angles, in a cartoony way.)

Undyne:
* Just for you!

Alphys:
* Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
* A-alright, human! You're in for... puzzles! 
* Traps!
* And.... uh....
* Oh, g-golly, I still haven't prepared all my traps yet!!
* T-this won't be the last you see of me!!!!
* H-hopefully...

Thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers
Dialogue contributed by @rothenotmale

16) Nerdy Lizard Person

Long ago
Two races ruled over Earth
HUMANS and MONSTERS
These two lived in harmony
Treating each other with respect and kindness

Until, war broke out
The two were stuck in an endless conflict
People were forced to pick sides
In the end, the HUMAN side won, and sealed the opposing side underground with a powerful spell
The monsters siding with the HUMANS either were sealed along with the opposing side, or had escaped humanity's betrayal

Many years later
- MT. MITTEM -
- 20XX -

Legends have been spread about that mountain
"Anyone who ventures up that mountain, would never return."

Storytime

whuh?? HUMIDITY!!?

Thanks for listening <3
Transcribed by me!
Original by - https://soundcloud.com/hollyrogerbay  https://soundcloud.com/hollyrogerbay/metamorphosis
Thumbnail - https://x.com/AniQCoco1/status/1762024523283706333

METAMORPHOSIS | Theo´s Turn

Unused version of My Way for J-Bug's Halloween Hack

08.04.2025 - frontierthing2.mp3

"MUSIC IS HARD OK WAAAAH"
Quote by Creepa-bot Inc, 2023

No commissions, but opened for suggestions. Which means you can commission something but I don't guarantee I'll do it cuz I'm a lazy ass and music is hard waaaaaah

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HEADDRIFT V2

rubisco(no minutes)