Written 
, performed, and recorded by bryan ELUM
copyright 2021

Fortune Cookie

My extended version of "Who Will Cum First On The Wedding Night?" from 4x06 of What We Do in the Shadows. Lyrics alternate between Nadja, Laszlo, and both of them. I tried my best to emulate their voices. I promise I sing better than this, I swear, but this was for fun and also thats just how they be singing.

Lyrics:

Who Will Come First On The Wedding Night

LASZLO:
There’s going to be a wedding
A Wedding in the dark
There’s going to be a marriage
And everyone will ask

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

NADJA:
Will he touch all her feel good spots?

LASZLO:
Will he get her feeling nice and hot?
It’s going to be a hit or miss.

NADJA:
Can Nandor even find the clitoris?

Will he make her go Ah Ah Ah??

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

NADJA:
Nandor’s relentless in the bed,
But is he relentless at giving head?
Marwa, baby, if you find you still need more, 
Come knock on me & my Laszlo’s door

And we’ll make you go Ah Ah Ah

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

LASZLO:
Time for a toast so raise your glass.
Cheers to the newly wed couple, may your love last.
To everyone else here tonight, we hope you’ve had a blast
May we all go home with our favorite piece of ass!

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, and he might give her a bite.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
He isn’t quite so bright, but his cock is a sight.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
May they fuck until daylight!

Who Will Cum First On The Wedding Night? (Extended Version - Cover)

Written, performed, and recorded by bryan ELUM
copyright 2023

Loner's Lament

written, performed, and recorded by bryan ELUM
copyright 2023

Am I Too Old

Lucky - The Second Release from the Jc & the Disciples Album- Woolly Mammoth and Other Assorted Sweets. ©2023
Produced by:
Jc Whitelaw & Ryan Hyland
Recorded at Plymouth Rock Recording
Cover Art by Klawe Rzeczy

Jc - Vocals & Guitars
James Megearian - Bass
David Reinstein - Keyboards
Geoff Kindie - Drums

Lyrics:
She caught the train at 1:09
No regrets with what she left behind
The kid from Gainesville move her soul
Now the kids can’t play rock n roll

Still I know
There must be something coming 
Still I know
There must be something more for me

I’ve been lucky I know
Of this one thing I’m sure
We’ve been lucky I know
until it’s gone

All this noise only brings you down
Only fools keep me hanging round
We satirize all that we see
Till it means nothing to me

But still I know
There must be something coming 
Still I know
There must be something more for me

I’ve been lucky I know
Of this one thing I’m sure
(Caught you down on Bourbon Street and)
We’ve been lucky I know
until it’s gone

Close the gates
Pack up the clowns
Roll it up and pull the curtain down
Cut the lamp and fade to black
No way of ever turning back

But still I know
There must be something coming 
Still I know
There must be something more for me and

I’ve been lucky I know
Of this one thing I’m sure, so sure
We’ve been lucky I know
Tried to give you everything

Lucky - The Second Release from the Album "Woolly Mammoth and Other Assorted Sweets"

Thanks A Lot

A Bob Dylan song (1963). Here is a version, with one verse/chorus in Swedish (Men bara om min älskade väntar - by Ulf Dageby). Petra - vocals ; Dyl - Vocals, all instruments, mix and mastering. Recorded December '24.

Tomorrow is a long time

Better Than Me
Words & Music by Mary McGuire & Erik Gustafson

Recorded live at Pearl Sound with Chuck Alkazian
Mary McGuire, guitar and vocals
Erik Gustafson, lead guitar
Gary Rasmussen, bass guitar
Donny Sorenson, drums

Better Than Me

Music bed, lyrics and mix by Brewchugger.

Vocals, Elaine

Gitwitty

I Believe

Lyrics by Sammy Dixon
Music by Sammy Dixon
Backup Vocals by Sammy Dixon
Vocals by Elaine Schoendorf

Baby Don't Go Too Far

Rolling Around the Christmas Tree; model train and Christmas trees. Written by Robert Louis with a nod to Johnny Cash. Recorded at home and mixed at Funky D Records (aka The Funk Bunker) by the Pharaoh of Funk himself, Tino Gross!
Tino also Played drums on this recording. Joining in on the mix, on Bass - Chris Brown.
And on Dobro - Dave Falk.
Thanks guys, I love you all and may you have the happiest Merry Christmas EVER!
-Robert Louis

Rolling Around the Christmas Tree

Elaine Schoendorf, sometimes known as RubyDubidoux is a versatile, genre crossing singer songwriter and a self-admitted late bloomer. 
Whether it be emotive melodies, background harmonies, ghostly ethereal layering, Elaine brings strong vocals that connect to her audience. 
A love for bawdy music of the 1900’s to 1940’s, standards, parody/comedy tunes, original mashup’s, enthusiasm for fun and creating new from the old are Elaine’s inspirations. 
Picking up the baritone uke and the tenor guitar, Elaine performs as a duo with Billy Brandt, and a 4 piece group called Voxanna regularly in the Detroit, MI., area.

Baby Don't Go Too Far

Elaine Schoendorf

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