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Please note: this conversation starts about 10 minutes in -- by this point my wife and I are both completely flustered by the oppressiveness of the rep.

So! Last week my wife called to disconnect our service with Comcast after we switched to another provider (Astound). We were transferred to cancellations (aka "customer retention").

The representative (name redacted) continued aggressively repeating his questions, despite the answers given, to the point where my wife became so visibly upset she handed me the phone. Overhearing the conversation, I knew this would not be very fun.

What I did not know is how oppressive this conversation would be. Within just a few minutes the representative had gotten so condescending and unhelpful I felt compelled to record the speakerphone conversation on my other phone.

This recording picks up roughly 10 minutes into the call, whereby she and I have already played along and given a myriad of reasons and explanations as to why we are canceling (which is why I simply stopped answering the rep's repeated question -- it was clear the only sufficient answer was "Okay, please don't disconnect our service after all.").

Please forgive the echoing and ratcheting sound, I was screwing together some speaker wires in an empty living room!

Updates:
7/15 - Comcast has issued an apology: http://corporate.comcast.com/comcast-voices/comcast-statement-regarding-customer-service-call
7/16 - I have continued to reiterate publicly that I do not want Comcast to terminate the rep, and that I believe the call itself belies a deeper, systemic dysfunction:
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576392250519552
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576399636676609
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576406301413376

Comcastic service disconnection (recording starts 10 mins into call)

The boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.

Episode 97 - Dewey ASMR

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.

Episode 99 - Flying With Imus

In a month filled with reports on the Watcher, only 1 hero is brave enough to return and save us from the letter writing menace! It's FLORIDA MAAAAAN! 
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Episode 107 - Worlds Greatest Italian Restaurant

It's the episode you've been waiting for, Jesse and Crendor review Allegiant. Get ready for Jesse to say "literally" 1200000 times, because he LITERALLY cannot comprehend this movie...

Episode 119 - Watch Out Franco It's Allegiant

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The Escape

This week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set.  Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.

Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, January 28th 2013

Today's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's amazing. Also, what does your desk say about you? Besides the fact that you're lazy. All this and more!
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Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, January 31st 2013

Helllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen)
Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love with them. Jesse mocks him mercilessly. Also the boys talk about water for far too long and help YOU live longer so you can make up for time lost listening to this podcast.

Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, February 11th 2013

After a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies....
ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the world a lesson about "being the cool kid", but Crendor craps all over it. 

Comcastic service disconnection (recording starts 10 mins into call)

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