Two Texas Outlaws. Billy the Kid battles against John Wayne!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JOHN WAYNE
VERSUS
BILLY  THE KID
BEGIN

Billy the Kid:
This Texas outlaw is gonna show this punk some tricks from the Wild West,
But first you gotta understand the rules son, and that is Billy is the best
What in tarnation?! Your films are lasso three decades ago,
I actually shoot up people, you're faking it, just for show
Just read the New York Sun , you'll get a list of my deeds
No one cares about you, when you talk, all we see is tumbleweed.
I'm a Legend, a folk hero, and all you are is a pathetic actor.
You plus rhyming? Well I ain't no genius, but I bet that equals disaster
John Wayne:
That first verse was like your life Bill, a massive fail!
This is gonna be worse than the Lincoln County War, leaving a big trail,
of your blood, you ain't no gunman,you're a rodeo clown,
You better run away kid, so quickly find your horse and mount
because I'll claim the bounty on your head, I'm the new sheriff in town,
It's what happens when you mess with the best gunslinger around.
I've got Academy awards, while you're just shooting blanks,
You never even robbed a bank, this little Kid is gonna get spanked
Billy the Kid:
As I predicted my rhymes are too hard for you to take,
You're looking tired old man, do you need to sit down and have a break?
You need to speak up, Quiet Man, I can barely hear a word you're sayin',
So draw! This ain't just a wild west flick, this is the real deal, no more playin'
I've taken on Dracula, an old man'll surely be no trouble,
I'll shoot you up, and add more to my kill count on the double
Now you've witnessed that Billy the Kid is the guy with the most flow!
You're done John, you got lyrically killed, call me stomach cancer 2.0
John Wayne:
Shut up child, you winning versus this American icon is highly unlikely,
It's not just because you're weak, but also because I'm High and Mighty
Well you sure are some kind of cancer, I mean just look at your face,
It's more uglier than anything I've ever seen, you're a sickening disgrace
This duel was a ease, it just proves again you can't beat a man with class,
Suck my shotgun Billy, and you can stick this Golden Globe up your ass!
You're a cow, boy, now I'll round up the end of this battle,
Now mosie on down and join the rest of my cattle

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

John Wayne vs Billy the Kid. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 22.

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Battle of the talk show hosts. Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich.

RLYoshi as Jerry Springer
Nathan Provost as Maury Povich
Justin Buckner as Dr. Phil

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JERRY SPRINGER
VERSUS
MAURY POVICH
BEGIN!

Maury Povich:
Now would everyone sit down, I'll tell you a story
"Maury Eviscerates Jerry", warning: it's slightly gory
You're a ripoff of Oprah Winfrey, you're a dead ringer
Serious pain is what I'll bring, you're going down, Jerry Springer
On your show, everyone's fighting, it's like glorified MMA
Here's a Shocking Sex Secret: you're gay!
I'm crushing you, this moment's being Caught on Tape
But you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you skank

Jerry Springer:
It's time to reveal a piece of baggage, this won't be a shock
Maury is having A Current Affair with Rupert Murdoch!
You hosted a rigged quiz show, congratulations, bro
Well let me take the fact you blow and shove it in your face for show
You've got episodes and episodes about transsexuality
Now who are you to judge, ho? Just let it be
You're trying to act all serious by talking about gangs and shit
Well Maury Povich this is it, I recommend you just quit!

Maury Povich:
Just because Wilkos was security, you shouldn't act tough
You're a musician? Yeesh! Isn't your talk show bad enough?
All you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle
Your dad owned a shoe shop? Well wasn't your family successful!
You're looking stressed, why don't you take a breather
Don't wanna watch your own show? Gee, me neither!
You can't be fixed, loony, why do I even bother?
You've fucked up, Springer, and you ARE the father!

Jerry Springer:
Yeah, I have a kid, but he's legitimate, asshole
Just like one of those teenage girls you're out of control!
Time for the hard truth, Maury, you have no reason to live
And your rhymes are even worse than the advice you give!
I'm a true entertainer, take some lessons from me
I'll knock you right off the air and end your trash TV
You need to calm your ass down, man, you're getting too pissed
You're a psychologist if you take out the -logist

Dr. Phil:
Okay, you've had your glory, now you can give it all to me
I'm Dr Phil, and you need some help with your psychology
Now I'm not the kind of guy to say "Let's talk about your mother"
But as of last night, I guess you could say I'm her lover
Rumors spread like wildfire, but this one ain't bullshit
I know that you two are having a gay relationship
You two are so crazy it should be considered heresy
My lines will make you depressed you'll need my therapy
Your faces I will shatter and your ashes I will scatter
I just wanted to let you guys know, that you don't matter
I went in for the kill, since I can do things you can't fulfill
Problem solved, my new book, Defeated Fools by Dr. Phil

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

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