Based off my friend's TikTok post about "Sunburnt Marshmallows". It was cute, so I turned it into a song. By SOS Records (Comedy) Tack #5

[Title] "Canadian Sunburnt Marshmallows"

[Verse]
Up in the great white north, where the maple leaves sway,
The marshmallow farmers work hard every day.
But this year’s been rough, the sun’s beatin’ down,
And those fluffy white treats are turnin’ brown.

[Verse 2]
PoTayty’s crops are lookin’ a fright,
Burnt large clouds, what a fiery sight.
They used to taste sweet, Grown for our s’mores,
Now they're bitter.
Tasting... like the floor! 

[Chorus]
We gotta buy ‘em quick
As the price jumps up
500 600 700 percent
How can this be, what we spent?

[Verse 3]
From Newfoundland to Vancouver’s shore,
The farmers all whisper, “We can’t take much more.”
They pray for a rain, some clouds in the sky,
But it’s hotter than grillin’ in July.

[Bridge]
Now, we all like, a very big s’more,
But this burning sun, is doing a lot more.
It’s melting our treats, turning them to goo,
Making a sticky mess, what can we do?

[Verse 4]
At the general store, the folks can be found,
Grabbing bags off the shelfs… no one’s mess’n around.
No one ever thought we’d see this day,
Grabbing Marshmallows first, on our payday!

[Chorus]
We gotta buy ‘em quick
As the price jumps up
500 600 700 percent
How can this be, what we spent?

Canadian Sunburnt Marshmallows

Here Comes Mr. O'Brien funny cute song wrote through my custom song creation. You can get a song made just for you too! Contact me through Fiverr.
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[Verse]
Here comes Mr. O'brien, swag drippin' in his walk
Throwin' bills, makin' it thunder like a scene in a honky-tonk
Wears a cowboy hat, with a flashy, golden trim
When he steps up in the saloon, folks stir up a hymn

[Verse 2]
Rollin' in his truck, big wheels and a shiny chrome
Flingin' cash out the window like it's tailgatin' Rome
He got them boots, clean and polished, snakeskin glowin'
In his hand, a fat stack, constantly flowin'

[Chorus]
Here comes Mr. O'brien, throwin' greens at the bar
Dancin' with the crowd, goin' wild near and far
He flings them dollars, fierce roar in his chest
Lettin' loose like a lion, on a paper-chasin' quest

[Bridge]
Got a belt buckle bigger than Texas itself
Spends his nights jokin', while his money off the shelf
A grin bright as daylight, ain't no worried soul
Causin' a scene with his riches, he's got stories to be told

[Verse 3]
Wranglin' life with a lasso of gold and pride
Livin' large in the country, with no place to hide
Got farm folks wonderin', what magic's in his hat
He just tips it, and says, "Ain't nothin' but a fat cat!"

[Chorus]
Here comes Mr. O'brien, throwin' greens at the bar
Dancin' with the crowd, goin' wild near and far
He flings them dollars, fierce roar in his chest
Lettin' loose like a lion, on a paper-chasin' quest

Here Comes Mr. O'brien

Gold Digging Popper Produced by SOS Records, created by Sabrina Oxford & Suno

[Verse 1]
Buddy, let me tell a tale
'Bout a gold digger who set sail
Tore a hole in a lover’s plan
Trapped a rich boy in her hand

[Verse 2]
She was sly and she was slick
Figured out a subtle trick
He thought he was safe with her
But she had plans to defer

[Chorus - Revised]
She popped a hole in the condom
To trap a wealthy man’s son
She popped a hole in the condom
But the time is almost done
If the truth comes out, she will scream and shout
Don’t ya know… She popped a hole

[Verse 3]
To this day, because of her sneaky hand
He plays a hubby he never planned
Now Green Dots is all he gets
Playing their game, “Battle of the Wits”

[Chorus - Revised]
She popped a hole in the condom
To trap a wealthy man’s son
She popped a hole in the condom
But the time is almost done
If the truth comes out, she will scream and shout
Don’t ya know… She popped a hole

[Bridge - Revised]
Diamond necklaces, for her to flaunt
Always getting just what she wants
Laughing at you, while being the spouse
Enjoying a life of riches, in her lake house

[Verse 4]
Years have passed, the truth unfolds
A life of lies, a heart grown cold
He dreams of freedom, far away
But he’s bound by the games she plays

[Verse 5]
But deep inside, he knows the truth
A love from past, a heart uncouth
He dreams of her, the one he lost
It’s time to find her, no matter the cost

[Chorus - Final]
She popped a hole in the condom
To trap a wealthy man’s son
But now he’s breaking free
To find the love he planned
If the truth comes out, she will scream and shout
Don’t ya know… She popped a hole

Gold Digging Popper

What Does The Fly Want Produced by SOS Records, created by Author Sabrina Oxford & Suno!

[Title] What Does The Fly Want

[Verse]
Buzzing round my head all day
Little fly don't go away
In the kitchen in my room
Everywhere you bring your doom

[Verse 2]
Why not find another spot
You have the house the world's wide lot
Windows open take your flight
Leave me in my peace tonight

[Chorus]
What does the fly want
What does it see
Circling my head
What's it want from me
What does the fly want
Does it need a friend
Find another head
This is where I end

[Verse]
On my nose on my ear
Buzzing loud and always near
Why you love my hair so much
Can't you find another touch

[Bridge]
I've got food I've got some light
Find a feast enjoy your night
Anywhere but here's okay
But you always choose to stay

[Chorus]
What does the fly want
What does it see
Circling my head
What's it want from me
What does the fly want
Does it need a friend
Find another head
This is where I end

What Does The Fly Want SOS Records

Nothing At All Produced by SOS Records, created by Author Sabrina Oxford & Suno.

[Title] "Nothing At All"

[Verse]
Woke up this morning no plans in sight
Just me and my coffee feeling alright
No errands to run no calls to make
Gonna do nothing till I start to ache

[Verse 2]
No meetings today no deadlines due
Just staring at the wall and tapping my shoe
Got nowhere to be and nothing to see
Feels like the world’s been handed to me

[Chorus]
Nothing at all nothing to do
Just lounging around in my PJs and shoes
Nothing at all no thoughts in my head
Spinning in circles falling back in bed

[Verse 3]
TV’s got nothing but static and snow
I’ll watch it all day just letting it flow
Might count the tiles on the ceiling above
It’s a lifestyle I think I might love

[Verse 4]
No agenda no schedule no hustle or fuss
Just me and my boredom on a lazy bus
Might write a song 'bout all I can't recall
Cause there's beauty in doing nothing at all

[Bridge]
People say I should get up get out
But they don’t see what I’m about
Just here in the moment taking it slow
Enjoying the art of letting go

Nothing At All

The Wi - Fi Blues Produced by SOS Records, created by Creator & Author Sabrina Oxford

[Title] The Wi - Fi Blues

[Title] The Wi-Fi Blues

(Verse 1) Woke up this mornin’, my Wi-Fi was gone,
No more streamin’ movies, no more singin’ along.
Checked the router, checked the plugs,
But all I got was a bunch of shrugs.

(Chorus) Oh, I’ve got the Wi-Fi blues,
Can’t even check the news.
I’m stuck in the offline zone,
Feelin’ so alone.

(Verse 2) Called up my ISP, but they put me on hold,
The music’s playin’, it’s gettin’ old.
I’m losin’ my mind, can’t find the beat,
Just wanna get back on my digital street.

(Chorus) Oh, I’ve got the Wi-Fi blues,
Can’t even check the news.
I’m stuck in the offline zone,
Feelin’ so alone.

(Bridge) Maybe I’ll read a book, or take a walk,
But all I want is to video talk.
I’ll keep on tryin’, I’ll keep on fightin’,
Till my Wi-Fi’s back, and my world is brightenin’.

(Chorus) Oh, I’ve got the Wi-Fi blues,
Can’t even check the news.
I’m stuck in the offline zone,
Feelin’ so alone.

(Outro) So here’s to hopin’, and here’s to prayin’,
That my Wi-Fi comes back, no more delayin’.
Till then I’ll keep on hummin’ this tune,
And hope my Wi-Fi’s back real soon.

The Wi - Fi Blues SOS Records

Addicted To Social Media Produced by SOS Records, created by Creator & Author Sabrina Oxford, and Suno

[Title] Addicted To Social Media

[Verse]
The screen lights up my face
I can't put it down
Scrollin' all day and night
In this endless town

[Verse 2]
I forget my friends again
Lost in this online land
Work piling like sand
Can't leave Instagram

[Chorus]
I'm addicted to social media
Can't break the chains
I'm addicted to social media
Lost in the fame

[Bridge]
Missed another call today
Notifications in the way
Forgot to pray I've lost my way
This cycle just won't sway

[Verse 3]
No time for family ties
Livin' life in likes
Updating every hour
Lost in all the hype

[Chorus]
I'm addicted to social media
Can't break the chains
I'm addicted to social media
Lost in the fame

Addicted To Social Media

Vivian, The Butterfly Produced by SOS Records, created by Creator/Author Sabrina Oxford

[Title] Vivian, The Butterfly

[Verse]
Vivian you spread your wings
Gentle heart in everything
Quiet whispers love abound
In your kindness we have found

[Verse 2]
Guiding hands always near
Faith in God crystal clear
Church bells ring you sing along
Lifting others with your song

[Chorus]
Vivian the butterfly flying high
Through the sky touching lives
Always there to share and care
Love of God beyond compare

[Verse 3]
Foster mom with open arms
Healing hearts with your charms
Listening when they call your name
In your shelter they remain

[Bridge]
Easy to talk to words so kind
Treasures here we always find
Church on Sunday hearts aglow
Vivian's light continues to grow

[Chorus]
Vivian the butterfly flying high
Through the sky touching lives
Always there to share and care
Love of God beyond compare

Vivian, The Butterfly

What's Wrong Pinky Toe Produced by SOS Records, created by Creator & Author Sabrina Oxford

[Title] What's Wrong Pinky Toe

[Verse]
Feeling kinda funny
Woke up with a moan
What's this in my sock now
A little tiny stone

[Verse 2]
Walking down the hallway
Feeling kinda low
Told my buddy Sally
What's wrong pinky toe

[Chorus]
Doo bop bop ba doo
Toe got the blues
Doo bop bop ba doo
Pink and confused

[Bridge]
Scat a wop bam pow
Feeling something new
Little toe's a dancer
Pink's got moves too

[Verse 3]
Doctor said I'm lucky
It's just a little sore
Told me put a bandage
And don't walk no more

[Chorus]
Doo bop bop ba doo
Toe got the blues
Doo bop bop ba doo
Pinkie's groove's loose

What's Wrong Pinky Toe

Digital Dilemmas Produced by SOS Records, created by Creator & Author Sabrina Oxford

[Title] Digital Dilemmas

[Verse]
I've been scrollin' through this endless sea,
Spotlights and filters, all eyes on me.
In this digital realm, where dreams do collide,
I'm chasing the trends, no place to hide.

[Verse 2]
Lost in the rhythm of a fifteen-second song,
Likes and comments, gotta play along.
Dancing through pixels, it's all a parade,
But oh, how I miss the real serenade.

[Chorus]
Oh, these Tiktok battles got me tangled tight,
Holdin' on for dear life, through the day and night.
In the dance of algorithms, I'm caught in a trance,
But my heart yearns for a simple romance.

[Verse 3]
I post and I ponder, will this be the one?
A thousand views later, and the battle's not won.
Fame's a tricky lover, she teases and hides,
Even in victory, she's never satisfied.

[Bridge]
I'll keep spinning in this digital breeze,
With every post, my heart's on its knees.
Seeking that love in virtual glitz,
But oh, what a tangled web to fix.

[Chorus]
Oh, these Tiktok battles got me tangled tight,
Holdin' on for dear life, through the day and night.
In the dance of algorithms, I'm caught in a trance,
But my heart yearns for a simple romance.

Vivian, The Butterfly

Sabrina Oxford

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