This Duck Stole My Car

Best of Sacri 2

Humanoid voices

LYRICS:

London bridge is falling down
And I witnessed all those people drown
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
But then the cradle began to drop

Humpty Dumpty sat a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The doctors couldn't save his life
So Humpty Dumpty went to the afterlife

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

I didn't know the muffin man
But now I know I do
Because I saw him try to lure me in
With some delicious food

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times
All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed
1 fell off and cracked open his skull
Mama called the doctor but his schedule was full
Never again would the monkey family be whole

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill
But the water they gathered began to spill
They tumbled down, down to the ground
And after that Jack and Jill were never around

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times
All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

This Duck Stole My Car - Nursery

LYRICS:

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

I really like my breakfast full
Without bacon no it's so dull
Sent into the big bacon hole
Bacon's the window to my soul

And if I were to die I would have bacon
And if I were to lie I would have bacon
And if I were to fly I would have bacon
And if I were to live

I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul

I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

I'm on that bacon grind
Oh that bacon is mine
It goes and breaks my mind
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage  
Then that's fine
But don't touch the bacon
No that's mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

This Duck Stole My Car - don't touch the bacon

LYRICS:
big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
I witnessed him give little 
children heart truncus

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
he enters your mind like
a horrible fungus

stuck in 2018 
the chungus was seen
nothing like the meme
he's escaped out of your home screen

he's here
he's real
your soul, the big chungus will steal

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
I witnessed him give little 
children heart truncus

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
he enters your mind like
a horrible fungus

he's real
he's real
i've seen him in my dreams
and now he screams

This Duck Stole My Car - The Big Chungus Anthem

LYRICS:

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

It's just a measly few minutes I'll get it done
But sitting there and scrubbing is no fun
I really do try
To brush and scrub them dry 

I hope that you'll brush your teeth
When it's done you'll feel so much relief

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

I am the CEO of brushing your teeth
and i have just one thing to say
Brushing your teeth is really okay
And you have to do it to this very day

You have to do it all the time
I swear that it's not a crime
It's human in nature to not want to brush
But you gotta go against that natural rush

You gotta go brush your teeth (You do!)
Or else there will be cavities underneath (yeah)
You gotta go brush your teeth (You gotta)
Or else you won't be free (I'm the CEO!)

You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush

You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush

This Duck Stole My Car - brush your teeth

best mod ever

LYRICS:
if i made an fnf mod
it'd be about a little guy his name is glob
he'd be able to fly around
in the sky, but you'd fight him at a playground

pico would be there and he'd be so cool
but you can't take my man glob as a fool
because pico gets shot in the head
and that forces glob to get all red

he goes super power mode
and everything around the boyfriend gets slowed
girlfriend's head's just bopping around
oh my god there goes the playground

i've written a whole lot of mechanics down
i think that maybe tricky the clown
should make an awesome cameo
so girlfriend turns up the stereo

shaggy bob and sarvente
should all be wary of the fateful day
when glob starts appearing on youtube
with clickbait such as "glob in the backrooms"

enough of all that sonic stuff
the .exes have had enough
it's time for glob to make his debut
maybe glob will decide to spare you

first off change all of the arrows
i'd do it myself but i don't know how to code
i'll change the sprites of the boyfriend we know
that way he can look unique to my show
add a bunch of mod characters in the crowd
that way when they see their fans will scream loud
if i do this then my mom will be proud
or i hope i don't know she doesn't talk to me anymore

if i made an fnf mod
it'd be about a little guy his name is glob
he'd be able to fly around
in the sky, but you'd fight him at a playground

friday night funkin stands no chance
when the glob mod dabbles in romance
boyfriend's gonna get real cucked
when he sees that glob got the girlfriend.. uh.. stuff

This Duck Stole My Car - my friday night funkin mod about a guy named glob

normal. it's normal. it's normal. it's normal.

obs soundtrack volume 2 - lil chungo saw a star

i dont like mashed potatoes but i like other potatoes

LYRICS:
I ate a potato i didn't like the texture
Too mushy for me
Everybody talks about how great they are
But I really can't see

I'm okay with tater tots or basket fries
But mashed potatoes are the devil in disguise
I wonder if it's something to do with myself now

(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
Apparently me
(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
Apparently me

Everybody else loves them so much
But I'd rather stick to my hashbrowns and such

what is really there for me to love
when i take one bite and i've had enough

there's just no taste for me to grasp on to
when i eat mashed potatoes i want something new
salt and pepper don't fix nothing
not even gravy has something to bring

(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
i don't want potatoes
(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
i never wanted them mashed
(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
tater tots and fries are fine
(Who doesn't like potatoes?)
something about them's different

Everybody else loves them so much
But I'd rather stick to my hashbrowns and such

Super Boring Music - mashed

skate on the ice

LYRICS:
i don't know a single thing about ice skating

when i was little
i went to an ice skating rink
it kinda stinked
but oh well

to other people it might seem swell but
not to me
it's not for me

but now i see
some people like ice skating
what's the point though
you're just gliding on ice

i guess it can be nice
but do i really have to sacrifice
my friction
on the ground

when i was little
there was a big mall
and i went down the hall
and i saw ice skaters

to other people it might seem great
to go on the ice and then ice skate

i don't know a single thing about the ice skate
except for one experience i had when i was eight

but now i see
some people like ice skating
what's the point though
you're just gliding on ice

i guess it can be nice
but do i really have to sacrifice
my friction
on the ground

i don't wanna ever ice skate anymore

Super Boring Music - ice skate

soda

LYRICS:

I got a cup and a straw from the cashier
i wonder what i will drink
I wonder what I will think

I could get a fanta
I could get coca cola
I could get a root beer
In my eye I form a tear

I wonder about all of the drinks in the world
But after that drink I had I think I hurled

I don't remember much
It was all blurry and such
But I just had a hunch
That the soda I had was bad at lunch

I felt all sick and stuff
My body had had enough
What was even in that drink
But I think it brought me to the brink

It could have been a fanta
It could have been a coca cola
It could have been a root beer
But this was all my greatest fear

I could have had a Dr Pepper
I could have had a Lemonade
That's not a soda at all
But it might have been better to sit and stall

I should have gotten a lemonade
I feel my vision fade
Whatever that soda was could not have stayed
After all of it I felt like I'd been played

It could have been a fanta
It could have been a coca cola
It could have been whatever the hell
I lay there on the ground now just a shell

Standing there at the funeral
Everybody watched me go down
Now I'm buried in the ground
My tombstone says

Here lies SacriStuff
They had had just enough

Soda

Super Boring Music - soda

fly time

LYRICS:
You were a fly
but now it's time to die
yeah I captured you
Oh it's true

it must be hard
 to be a fly
because at any moment
you might fry

your life's a lie
do you feel the pain
you little fly 
when i squish your brain

some people
specifically peta
might think that i'm insane
for killing flies

but they're little devils in disguise
it's not my phobia talking
it's me


You were a fly
but now it's time to die
yeah I captured you
Oh it's true

You're stuck in my window
It's a little pocket into the life
Of a fly
You'll see so much strife 

Sometimes I get really afraid
Of all the bugs
All the insects
that fly around my face

i'm a disgrace

You were a fly
but now it's time to die
yeah I captured you
Oh it's true

You're stuck in my window
It's a little pocket into the life
Of a fly
You'll see so much strife

Super Boring Music - fly

realife (feat. Hannahbolector)

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object shows, happy star, happy star, original music, all sorts of trash

This Duck Stole My Car - my friday night funkin mod about a guy named glob

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