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JENNY: Woah! You guys can be robots too?! That's so cool!!!
MORDECAI: Hmph! Hmph! Hey, Rigby you know what time it is?
RIGBY: Oh yeah, dude.
MORDECAI & RIGBY: ROBOT RAP BATTLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!
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Track: @Bulnosaur40
Art: @plooshburger, @keep-smyling, https://twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character(s) Represented: Jenny Wakeman, Mordecai & Rigby

Sources Used:
Run Vaylor - Robot Skin (M&R - Synthwave; Jenny - Robots)
Magic Sword - Battlefield (M&R - Synthwave)
Whatever Happened to… Robot Jones? (M&R - CN; Jenny - Robots) 
Caravan Palace, JFTH - Mighty (Jenny - Robots)
Powerpuff Girls Z - Flow (M&R - CN)
Perturbator - Eclipse (M&R - Synthwave)
The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Magic Sword - The Curse (M&R - Synthwave)
Fairly OddParents - Pixie Rap (Jenny - Nicktoons)
The Weekend - Take My Breath (M&R - Synthwave)
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Harvey Beaks Theme (Densle Remix) (Jenny - Nicktoons; M&R - Birds)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[WR4 M1] Phase 2 ~ THE CURSE OF ROBOT JONES

[ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴀᴍᴇ's ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɪs... ]
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[ Sᴘᴏᴏᴋ Tᴜɴᴇs Iɴᴄ. ]
73.8% to 26.2%
103 votes in total

Despite their rude awakening, the three ancient elders didn't seem too disgruntled after their summoning, and even had a friendly conversation with King Boo afterwards.. They weren't too kind to the Cereal Companions, however, and they looked visibly afraid as they were taken to have a "strict talking to".. Regardless, Spook Tunes Inc. won the match in the end, ensuring their spot in Winner's Round 2. Stay tuned for the next match, taking place on Mars..

[ W R1 M3 RESULTS ]

[yes, this is the last day of this event. i had a great time doing it although i had to rush a few times, or take desperate measures on some days by uploading rejected tracks, but other than that, it was fun. at the end of the track sources i will leave you the soundcloud/twitter/discord of those who participated in some way in this.]

[oh yeah the title refers to team videos de risa (the bosses of the previous track) that killed all the characters that appeared in the event lol] 

Mashup: https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow

SOURCES:
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Pumpkin Dance - Dancing)
Friday Night Funkin' - Game Over (Alien Hominid - Newgrounds)
Ren - Money Game Part 2 (Mr. Krabs - Money)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Atlanta Roads - Childish Gambino, Mr. F. - Fire)
Elijah Who - Dont Forget To Feed Your Neopets (Netherrack Nightmares - Creepypastas? (i thought they had internet horror aaaa))
Billie Eilish - bad guy (Esquizodalas - Dark Feelings, P!ATFC - SpongeDubs)
JT Music - To The Bone (Pro Fortnite Gamer Sans/Unjustice - Undertale, Stupendiguy - Nerdcore)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Esquizodalas - Visual Novels, Bitter Minds - Ace Attorney)
Owl City - Fireflies (H3M/Wrow Wrow/No Eyed Girl - Neil Cicierega)
Iyaz - Replay (TikTok - TikTok)
Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies (LFLS - 2000s Rock, P!ATFC - P!ATD, Miners Heroes/Meowscles Generations - Fortnite)
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Niko - Lights, Candy Quahog Marshmallow - Fancams)
Aaron Carter - Thats How I Beat Shaq (Larry/Chowder - Sports)
Lil Nas X - THATS WHAT I WANT (Atlanta Roads - Lil Nas X, Dog Man - Men)
The Living Tombstone - Its Been So Long (H3M - FNaF, Jake - Calls, Afton - FNaF/TLT, Stupendiguy - Nerdcore, Pearl - Virtual Artists)
M83 - Midnight City (Sudamerican Rockers - Synthpop, Lazerbird - Space)
Sonic Rush - Back 2 Back (Scratch & Grounder - Sonic)

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Sebas: https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow
Pandastico: https://soundcloud.com/panda-mashups-10
Gueta189: https://soundcloud.com/gueta189
ZitAlfa: ZitAlfa#9412
VlVl: https://soundcloud.com/vlvlistooshort
Indrax: https://soundcloud.com/ninjaquemado
Sebolingo: https://soundcloud.com/sebolingo-123
Aege: https://soundcloud.com/el_pana_aege
Sexoman: https://twitter.com/Sexoman777
Roxx: https://twitter.com/UntiltedT
FunkyFreshBeats: https://soundcloud.com/bienvenido_al_carajo
Fire Red: fire red🔥#0858
esmBot: https://twitter.com/esmBot_

[DIA 31 - The End] lofi beats to murder fanfad characters to

Track donated by: @max_emerald
Art donated by: https://twitter.com/Honk_B_Clowne
CLASH! [04] | [16] - Brian David Gilbert | Half of a Lifetime
Character [16] donated by: DemonicKraken#0695
Exhibit: Other Tournaments

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Brian: "Welcome friends, I'm BDG- and I'll teach you how to dance properly!"
ENA: "Nice movings! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?"
G-Man: "𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝......𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙈𝙧. 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩?"

Our first round has finally comes to an end! And as such, our resident theorist Brian has decided to...well, he's doing something between interviewing and interrogating his questions, for there are so many questions to be asked! How did these two unlike folk come together for this tournament? How did ENA escape the Great Runas? Where even 𝘪𝘴 the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.? Will ENA and G-Man be unable to answer the unraveler's questionnaire, or has Brian bit off more than he could chew against the dancing new wave enthusiasts? In the end, it all comes down to you.

｢?｣Music related to Brian David Gilbert, Polygon, and game reviewers.
(Dances Moving, The Adventure Zone, Thumbnail, Breakout)
｢?｣Music from comedic musical YouTubers, or comedy artists in general.
(Tim Minchin, Jacksfilms, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ninja Sex Party)
｢?｣Music related to absurd/surreal media, both comedic and horrific.
(The Eric Andre Show, Frontier Psychiatrist, Waltz of the Meatball Man, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared)
｢?｣Music related to media with infamously complicated or confusing plots.
(Homestuck, Five Nights at Freddy's, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, music related to ARGs.)

◐Songs in or by artists in the new wave genre, as well as David Byrne’s discography.
(Once in a Lifetime, Weird Science, Never Gonna Give You Up, music by Men At Work)
◐Original Music from Youtube animations, as well as music associated with webcore/weirdcore.
(GOD RACE, Khonjin House, Browser History, Eddsworld)
◐Music associated with Valve games and related fanmade content, with a focus on SFM animations.
(Hazardous Environments, How Low, Kazotsky Kick, Count To Three)
◐Music and media related to dancing and contrasting elements.
(Hot and Cold, Footloose, &, The Safety Dance)

Sources:
[PLEASE INSTALL COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCELIST]
https://pastebin.com/9BaeXbWZ

[R1 - M8] CLASH! Phase 1 ~ DANCE PARTY: Who Could Have Been At The Club?

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @max_emerald
CLASH! [04] | [16] - Brian David Gilbert | Half of a Lifetime
Character [16] donated by: DemonicKraken#0695
Exhibit: Other Tournaments

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ENA: "What a marvelous soiree, Brian! You sure know how to accomodate!"
G-Man: "𝙄𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙪𝙨...𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙣, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤...𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙪𝙡𝙜𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣..."
Brian: "...None of this is real, is it?"

Our first round has finally comes to an end! And as such, our resident theorist Brian has decided to...well, he's doing something between interviewing and interrogating his questions, for there are so many questions to be asked! How did these two unlike folk come together for this tournament? How did ENA escape the Great Runas? Where even 𝘪𝘴 the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.? Will ENA and G-Man be unable to answer the unraveler's questionnaire, or has Brian bit off more than he could chew against the dancing new wave enthusiasts? In the end, it all comes down to you.

｢?｣Music related to Brian David Gilbert, Polygon, and game reviewers.
(Dances Moving, The Adventure Zone, Thumbnail, Breakout)
｢?｣Music from comedic musical YouTubers, or comedy artists in general.
(Tim Minchin, Jacksfilms, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ninja Sex Party)
｢?｣Music related to absurd/surreal media, both comedic and horrific.
(The Eric Andre Show, Frontier Psychiatrist, Waltz of the Meatball Man, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared)
｢?｣Music related to media with infamously complicated or confusing plots.
(Homestuck, Five Nights at Freddy's, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, music related to ARGs.)

◐Songs in or by artists in the new wave genre, as well as David Byrne’s discography.
(Once in a Lifetime, Weird Science, Never Gonna Give You Up, music by Men At Work)
◐Original Music from Youtube animations, as well as music associated with webcore/weirdcore.
(GOD RACE, Khonjin House, Browser History, Eddsworld)
◐Music associated with Valve games and related fanmade content, with a focus on SFM animations.
(Hazardous Environments, How Low, Kazotsky Kick, Count To Three)
◐Music and media related to dancing and contrasting elements.
(Hot and Cold, Footloose, &, The Safety Dance)

Sources:
Temptation Stairway (Waltz Variation) - METAROOM [Original Youtube Animation [ENA], Webcore, Surreal Media]
PARTNER DANCING - Dances Moving [BDG, Dancing]
Crank Dat - Soulja Boy [Dancing]
Great Fairy Fountain - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [Confusing Plots]

(I can't believe Pine actually turned songs into being 3/4.)

[R1 - M8] CLASH! Phase 1: Episode 2 ~ DANCE PARTY (Waltz Variation)

THE ONI: ...
PEACOCK: I've seen some freaky palookas in my day but this guy's on another frame of weird!
NAVI: Hey! If you're being chased, use A to roll away!
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Track: @bulnosaur40
Art: https://twitter.com/Editionalt2
Character(s) Represented: Peacock, Top Tutorialists, The Oni

Sources Used:
Them’s Fightin’ Herds - Training Stage (Static) (Peacock - Indie Fighters; Top Tutorialists - Training)
SharaX - Dark Darker Yet Monster (The Oni - VG Horror)
kazoodle - Setting The Table (S.A.L.T Theme)
Clock Tower: Ghost Head - Shiver Lunatic (The Oni - Survival Horror)
Sonic and the Secret Rings, runblebee - Let the Speed Mend It (Top Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)
Them’s Fightin’ Herds - Shop Theme (Cap ’n’ Cash) (Peacock - Indie Fighters)
(Mario) The Music Box -ARC- Wonderland - Your Servant in Sin (Sündige Nacht’s Theme) (The Oni - VG Horror; Niko - RPG Maker [LORE CAMEO]) 
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Midna’s Lament (GlitchxCity Remix) (Top Tutorialists - Zelda)
Helltaker - Vitality (t+pazolite Remix) (The Oni - Demons)
Sonic Heroes, Crush 40 - What I’m Made Of… (Top Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)
Sonic Smackdown - Final Rush (Top Tutorialists - 3D? Sonic; Peacock - Indie Fighters)
OZ: The Sword of Etheria - Dorothy (Peacock - Michiru Yamane)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Fire Temple (The Oni - VG Horror; Top Tutorialists - Zelda; Pyro - Fire [LORE CAMEO])
Aqua Oni Chase Music (The Oni - All Sources)
Lyrica Live - Hartmann’s Youkai Girl (The Oni - Yo-Kai)
The Witch’s House - Lost Chair (The Oni - VG Horror)
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner - Sad Seeing (The Oni - Demons)
Tryhardninja, Not A Robot - The Devil’s Due (Peacock - Rubberhose; The Oni - Demons)
Corpse Party: Book of Shadows - Where flowers bloom (Opening) (The Oni - VG Horror; Okabe - Mages Inc. [LORE CAMEO])
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - An Empty Tome (Peacock - Michiru Yamane)
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - Silent Howling (Peacock - Michiru Yamane; Oni - Demons)
IOSYS - Marisa Stole The Precious Thing (The Oni - Yo-Kai; Lupin - Thievery [LORE CAMEO])
Lethal League Blaze - Jungaaaa (Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Sonic Heroes - Special Stage: Emerald Challenge (Top Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)
sasakure.UK - ki ki kai kai (The Oni - Yo-Kai)
The Dead Pirates - Ugo (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Pokemon X & Y - Super Training! (GlitchxCity Remix) (Top Tutorialists - Training)
Silent Hill 3 - You’re Not Here (The Oni - Survival Horror)
Ao Oni: The Blue Monster, Akiko Shikata - Kakure Oni (The Oni - All Sources)
Shadow the Hedgehog - Digital Circuit (Top Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)
Mushihimesama Bug Panic - Adrift in the World (Peacock - Michiru Yamane)

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[lr5 m1 boss.] phase 1 ~ what do you three think?

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PEACOCK: SHAAAAAADUP! At least the Doc knows when to keep his mouth shut! Are you TRYNA to interrupt my show?!?!
NAVI: Hey! Listen! To get out of an infinite, mash the buttons as fast as you can to break free! 
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Track: @bulnosaur40
Art: https://twitter.com/Editionalt2
Characters Represented: Top Tutorialists, Peacock

Top Tutorialists' Sources:
- Songs featured in 3D Sonic games
(City Escape, His World, Sonic Heroes)
- Songs featured in the Legend of Zelda franchise
(Watch Out!, Great Fairy Fountain, Midna's Lament)
- Songs related to characters who interrupt gameplay
(How to Use FLUDD, Hau/Hop Battle Theme, Toadsworth Screaming in the Sewers)
- Songs related to tutorials & training
(Gonna Fly Now, Your Best Friend, Brain Training)

Peacock's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero & Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Skylar Spence - Practice (TT - Training)
Epic Mickey - Dark Beauty Castle (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Elebits - The Smile of You (Peacock - Michiru Yamane)
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Deku Palace (TT - Annoying Zelda Sidekicks)
Cerce - How to Be a Woman (TT - Tutorials)
OR3O, Clover - Help Me (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Sim Gretina, Cuphead - Dramatic Fanatic (Peggy Suave Remix) (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Robert Tepper - No Easy Way Out (TT - Training)
Sonic Adventure, Crush 40 - Live & Learn (TT - 3D Sonic)
Sonic Smackdown, TNHGameRemixes - Back to the Lab (Training Room Ver 2.0) (TT - 3D? Sonic; Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Bentley Jones - Dreams of An Absolution (TT - 3D Sonic)
Sonic and the Black Knight, Crush 40 - Knight of the Wind (TT - 3D Sonic)
MiatriSs, Triforcefilms - Gospel of Dismay (Remix) (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Dua Lipa - Hallucinate (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Umineko: Golden Fantasia - The First and the Last (More Grove) (Peacock - Indie Fighters)

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[LR5 M1] Practice Your Runbacks

THE BOY: aw shit its the lean monster
VENOM: I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!

[results: https://soundcloud.com/finn-for-a-fish/lr1m1-results]

Mr Oizo - Hand In The Fire (Elements/Artists with their own day: Flat Eric Friday)
Smash Cypher - Brinstar (Parasites/White Rap/#freddurstfriday Activities: Leaking Smash Bros.)
JT Music - Cuphead Rap (Dirty Dish Remix) (White Rap/Household Items: Cups)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Drugs)
The Stupendium - Vending Machine Of Love (#freddurstfriday Activities: Love)
Eminem - Drug Ballad (White Rap/Drugs)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Drugs/Flipnote)

[lr1m1 ~ SONG 1] aw shiiit its fred durst

Track by: Neko (go check out Mean Bean Bracket NOW!!)
Art by: Krill (tysm krill for this amazing art)
UI by: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.002: Macklemore
CODENAME: UB Drip
Desc: What? What? What? What? Riding in with shit that cost him 99 cents, Macklemore is ready to make this tourney into his personal thrift shop! The old Youtube sensation that brought you bangers like his discography is taking a one way shot back into trending again. Taking a selfie with his sources, Macklemore is prepared to kick ass all while showing the competition how to spend wisely! Shit, he might look incredible while winning the whole thing.

MACKLEMORE’S SOURCELIST
-Macklemore’s Discography and his collaborators
(Downtown, Can’t Hold Us, Thrift Shop, Same Love, Good Old Days)
(Ryan Lewis, Lil Yachty, Kesha, Rudimental)

-Shopping and Money
(Thrift Shop, PokeMart Themes, Money by Mystery Skulls, Money Game PT.2)

-Clothing
(Purple Hat, Gucci Gang, Pumped Up Kicks, Sketchers by Drip Report)

-Songs that hit over a billion views on Youtube
(Gangnam Style, Despacito, Crazy Frog, Counting Stars)

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Sources:
Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (yeah)
At the Store - Jack Stauber (Shopping)
Buckle Your Pants - Battleblock Theater (Clothing)
Without Me - Eminem (1 Billion+ Views)
Low - Flo Rida (Clothing)
Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island (Clothing)
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (1 Billion+ Views)
Havana - Camilla Cabello (1 Billion+ Views)
Shop Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Shopping)

Attack Of The Mack

[WV:] A hammer? A-A bit brutish, don't you think?
[MR. GAME & WATCH:] *Click, click.*
[WV:] ...Excuse me?

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Track by: @tripped-as-fawk-boi
Art by: Altali#7532
Characters: Wayward Vagabond, Mr. Game & Watch

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[SOURCES USED:]

BOTH:
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Robots/Politics)
MondoMedia - The Dick Figures Say Vote!! (Minimalist/Politics)

WAYWARD VAGABOND:
Homestuck - Showtime (Webcomics)
Homestuck - Fuschia Ruler (Webcomics/Leadership)
Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (Webcomics)
Homestuck - Hate You (Webcomics)
MadMegatax - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Webcomics)
Jreg - Ancapistan (Politics)
Homestuck - Descend (Webcomics)
Homestuck - Doctor (Webcomics)
myviolence - Karkalicious (Webcomics)
Alterniabound - Killed By BR8K Spider!!!!!!!! (Webcomics/Invertebrates)
Homestuck - Beatdown [Strider Style] (Webcomics)

MR. GAME & WATCH:
The World's Hardest Game - Main Theme (Minimalist)
pigdeons - IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS (Flatness)
two^ - JETBLACK REDACTION (Crossover Media)
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla (Minimalist)
Jerry Buckner & Gary Garcia - Pac Man Fever (Retro Gaming)
Super Smash Flash 2 - Menu 1 (Crossover Media)
Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat (Flatness)
Leviathan - Chug Jug With You (Crossover Media)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Time (Time)
Lil Darkie - THE SANDS OF TIME (Time)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Time)
Various SSBU/G&W SFX (Smash, Flatness)

[ R1 - M1 ] - Smashed Carapace

SOME PEOPLE SAY VIRGINS 👰‍♀️ don’t know how to F!CK 🍆🍑 CLEARLY 🗣️ they haven’t HEARD 👂 the BRAND SPANKING NEW 👏🏽💦 VIRGINMISTRY ALBUM !!!!! 🍆🔊🔥 😶‍🌫️‼️

🎶💋 So brace those HOLES 😱🫨 and prepare for DEFLOWERING 🌸🛐 because tonight 📀✨ we enter a veritable auORAL 🥵odyssey baby… it’s THROBBING 🫨 808s 🥁 FLOODING 🌊🎤👄 into your EARS 👂 at SCORCHING 🐦‍🔥🥵 hot BPMs 🏎️🏃🏾‍♂️Every SUPERSAW 🦸🏾🪚🎹 TOUCHING 🤞🏽☝🏽your soul 👻 HOLY 😳👉👌 basslines 🍑🔊 TEMPTING ⛓️⛓️‍💥 you to LOSE control 🙇🏽 HIGHS louder than BACKSHOTS 🔙📣in surround sound 🔊💯 and SAMPLE 💿 CHOPS 🥷🏽 that will leave you DRIPPING 😪🌊 VIBRATING 🫨 and coming back to SMACK 👋🏽 REPLAY 🔂🔂 for DADDY 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ This isn’t just an album 😤💯 it’s a NEVERENDING😰 ⏰TANTRIC 🕉️🕉️LOVE SESSION 🎧🍆💦🔥 with VIRGINMISTRY 🕊️ 😶‍🌫️ HIMSELF 🙌👼😩

🚨So TONIGHT 🌚 let’s find OUT!!!!! 😏 Are you the 👼🏾😇 MADONNA🙏🏾🪽 OR are you a ❤️‍🔥 DIRTY 😈 DIRTY ⚠️🔥SLUT🧨☣️

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nightcore but it's midwest emo

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[WR4 M1] Phase 2 ~ THE CURSE OF ROBOT JONES

S.A.L.T Part 5: Can't Stand the Heat