There were some things science could not solve. He wouldn't say there was much, but there was a bit. And this... this was one of them. Staring down what had once been some of his dearest friends in the Estate, now turned into... whatever these things were. He could not explain this.

Regretfully, violence was the only answer. With a heavy heart, he attacked.

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The head of the Squid Research Labs, Hisashi Nogami approaches his upcoming battles with gusto. This curious mind started as a face in the background of the Ultimus Estate, brought to the forefront after the course of the tournament pushed him into taking a more active role. While Nogami may be a bit more passive, his passion for exploration has given him many years of experience. Perhaps this knowledge will be what drives him to success...? Only time will tell, so press A to continue!

SOURCES
- Songs from the Splatoon and Animal Crossing series, including fanworks
- Songs from Mii-focused games
- Songs used in Nintendo BIOS

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@bulnosaur40)
Art: Bowser
Character Represented: Hisashi Nogami, The Lost (Aria da Copo, Jonesy, Dr. Kawashima)

Songs used:
Primitive - Melty Blood Actress Again (ADC - Traditional Indie Fighters)
Temple - Call of Duty: Black Ops - Zombies (Jonesy - 3D Non-Indie Shooters; ADC - Undead)
Electro-Fied Lobby - Fortnite (Jonesy - 2010s+ Viral Games)
Tide Goes Out - SayMaxWell (Nogami - Splatoon)
Rogue’s Gallery - The Stupendium (Nogami - Animal Crossing)
The Vengeful God in the Dark Ocean Abyss - Etrian Odyssey III (Dr. Kawashima - DS-Family Exclusive Franchises)
Behind the Mask - SlyphStorm, TIFWhitney (Jonesy - 2010s+ Viral Games Fan Songs)
Undead Drums - Everhood (ADC - Undead)
Devil’s Gonna Get You - Bessie Smith (ADC - Blues; Dr. Kawashima - Devils)
Nintendo eShop Theme (April 2014) (Nogami - Nintendo BIOS)
Witch Encounter (Remix) - LilDeuceDeuce (Jonesy - 2010s+ Viral Games)
Emile the Devil - Theresia (Dr. Kawashima - DS-Family Exclusive Franchises/Devils)
Friends in Low Places - Worthikids (ADC - Undead)
All Eyes On Me - OR3O (Jonesy - 2010s+ Viral Games; Dr. Kawashima - Devils)
Hellbent - Mystery Skulls (ADC - Undead)
Cold Cold Cold - Cage The Elephant (Dr. Kawashima - Doctors)
Please Don’t Stay - R.L. Burnside (ADC - Blues)

Hisashi Nogami vs. The Lost ~ SANITIZATION PROCESS INCOMPLETE

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

VOTE - [ forms.gle/EXeX3Hn4WBtXXSzR6 ]

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[ 006 - BRITTLE BONES NICKY ]

- Songs relating to the undead
(Spooky Scary Skeletons, Plants VS Zombies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, it is a mystery)
- Songs made by Rare Americans, or with official animated music videos
(Brittle Bones Nicky 1 & 2, Garbage Day, Gas Mask, A New Chapter Begins)
(Wolf - SIAMÉS, Rap Music - Lil Darkie, Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz, Jenny - Studio Killers)
- Songs associated with / about crime and rebellion
(The Escapists, GTA San Andreas, Murder on My Mind, Fuck The Police, La Casa de Papel)
- Songs relating to the afterlife and religion
(POWER, Heaven's Gate, Purgatory, Grim Fandango OST)
(Highway to Hell, A Little Piece of Heaven, Take Me To Church, Jesus Is King - Kanye West)

[ 015 - MECOBOY ]

- Songs in the Spanish Rock genre, as well as by other Spanish musicians
(Los Prisioneiros, Los Rodriguéz, Gustavo Cerati, Balance Universe, etc.)
- Songs relating to adult animation
(Rick and Morty, The Simpsons, American Dad, Bojack Horseman, etc.)
- Songs and other media with sexual themes
(Panty and Stocking, Bayonetta, Sexyback, The Bad Touch, etc.)
- Songs featuring excessive swearing
(Fuck You, Killing In The Name, Fuck the Police, FACK - Eminem, etc.)

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Sources:
[ BRITTLE BONES NICKY ]
GHOST - The Chattering Lack of Common Sense (Undead / Animated Music Videos)
Jet Set Radio - Humming The Bassline (Crime / Rebellion)
Justice - Newjack (Religion)
Gorillaz - Re-Hash (Animated Music Videos)
2Mello - Poison Jam (Crime / Rebellion)

[ MECOBOY ]
Kornell Aka Piermid - Balls in Yur Jaws (Sexual Themes)
Yung Spinach Cumshot - KFP (Sexual Themes)
Injury Reserve - ALL THIS MONEY (Adult Animation; Fishcenter)
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Sexual Themes)
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms on My Penis (Sexual Themes)
Ke$ha - TikTok (Adult Animation; The Simpsons)
Saturday Night Live - Like A Boss (Sexual Themes / Swearing)

Arrangement: @jamie-makes-mashups-ig
Art: https://twitter.com/Shubui_sei (Commission)

Albert Chamberlain's Album

[ R1M3P1 ] Chattering Jams

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

…

WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @pinewithsun
CLASH! [02] | [07] - The Number Ones | The Warden
Exhibit: Food Court

VOTE HERE! https://forms.gle/VrpKX1tMD53Nesr29

Warden: "Oh, how wonderful! It looks like we've got some top priority inmates to take under our glorious wings of rehabilitation!"
Robbie: "INMATES?! SPORTAFLOP, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!"
Constantine: "Keep it together! Let me do all of the talking, I've handled interrogations before."

It seems the feud over our latest crossover has evolved into a full-on game of Cops and Robbers! With The Warden taking a keen eye on our resident villainous masterminds Robbie and Constantine, it seems the pot's finally spilleth over into our second clash- will the Number Ones be able to rob the head of Superjail blind, or will they be faced with a sentence to the Losers' Bracket?

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

▥Music related to Adult Swim and adult animation in general.
(Comin' Home, The Freaking FCC, X Gon' Give It to Ya, music from South Park)
▥Music related to law enforcement, jail, and police.
(Fuck the Police, Cell Block Tango, Jailhouse Rock, I Fought the Law)
▥Music and media with lighthearted depictions of blood, gore, violence, and death.
(Super Meat Boy, :the game:, Cannibal by Kesha, I Can't Decide)
▥Music directly related to characters in the sexymen tierlist or original Sexypedia document.
(Waluigi Pinball, How Bad Can I Be?, music used in Megamind, Die House)

Sources:
Interrogation Song - Muppets Most Wanted [Jim Henson/Puppets/Law Enforcement]
Meal - Alec Ness (feat. Dizzy Fae) [Adult Swim/Food]
Popcorn - Swedish Chef [Jim Hendon/Food]
The Time Song - DHMIS [Puppets/Sexyman]
Another One Bites The Dust - Queen [One]
We Are Number One - Lazytown [One/Puppets]
challenging - Duck Game [Adult Swim]
Grenade - Bruno Mars [Lighthearted Gore]
Ancient Waterworks - Wario: Master of Disguise [Disguises]
X Gon' Give It To Ya - [Adult Swim (Used in Rick and Morty)]
Cooking By The Book - Lazytown [Puppets/Food]
Comin' Home - Cheeseburger [Adult Swim (Superjail Theme)/Food]

[R1 - M2] CLASH! Puppets Most Wanted: One Last Meal

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/KZBxrK21BBJReyZE6
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MORDECAI: Dude I told you not to prank her with the water again! She became hydro proof!!
RIGBY: How am I supposed to know that she got water proof- AAAAAAAAAAAAH
JENNY: Hey hey, Mordecai... You've finally angered me. Now... it's MY turn to prank you! 
MORDECAI: OH GOD SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! 
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: @plooshburger, @keep-smyling, https://twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character(s) Represented: Jenny Wakeman, Mordecai & Rigby

Sources Used:
FusionFall Legacy Fan Music - Backing Track (M&R - CN)
Nickelodeon Logo SFX (Jenny - Nicktoons)
fluffyhairs - Smart Race (Remix) (Both - Birds, Robots [Queen Motif])
Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl OST - The Technodrome (Both - Nicktoons, Synthwave)
Nacho Bear - Main Theme (M&R - CN)
Cartoon Cartoons - Main Theme (M&R - CN)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Theme Song (Jenny - Nicktoons)
Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
TWRP - Computer Wife (Jenny - Robots)
Prince Paul - Back To The Lab (Both - CN, Robots)
The Powerpuff Girls - Intro Theme Song (M&R - CN)
Paramore - That's What You Get (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (M&R - CN, Birds) 

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[WR4 M1] Phase 3 ~ Technocart

STICKFIGURE ON CRACK: Look at me I'm white and nerdy!
THE BOY: You guys over there getting the fucking joke yet?
DOG MAN: * It's tempting for Dog Man to join in on the stickmen's gig, but he's more interested in the red stuff near the table. There's been a crime here, and he's got to solve it! *

RESULTS: https://soundcloud.com/finn-for-a-fish/r1m1-results

Neil Cicierega - Who (DOG MAN - Men [Men At Work])
The World's Hardest Game Theme (CRACKHEADS - Flash)
Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (DOG MAN - Crime)
Scratch21 - Sorry Jack (CRACKHEADS - Stick Figures)
Lil Darkie - RAP MUSIC (CRACKHEADS - Gangs [Spider Gang])
The 88 - Biggering (DOG MAN - Book to Film Adaptations)
One-T - The Magic Key (CRACKHEADS - Gangs [Magic Crew])
Keshawn - Chicken Wing (CRACKHEADS - Flipnote)

[ R1M1 ] The World's Hardest Match (Not Really)

Check out The Game! 
@enterthegame

Track by: @pikapepe_mashupz
Art by: twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, @e-twoup

Tom Cardy - H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Tik Tok - Tik Tok)
Regular Show Intro (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Shakira - She Wolf (Bubblegum - Disco Pop)
Ke$ha - We R Who We R (Tik Tok - Ke$ha)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (Bubblegum - Royalty)
Childish Gambino - Worldstar (Offsource)
The Amazing World Of Gumball - The Banana (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (Tik Tok - Party)
Teen Titans GO! - Waffles (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Halogen - U Got That (Tik Tok - Animation Memes)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) (Tik Tok - Party)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok - Ke$ha)
Clarence Theme Song (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Bubblegum - Disco Pop)

{ ACOR X THE GAME ~ PHASE 1 } JayJay's Hype-Up Music

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[THE VICTOR IS SAKURA]

[MESSY RECIPE] : 63 VOTES : 46.3%
[SAKURA] : 73 VOTES : 53.7%

SAKURA: It's getting harder for me to be sorry, but... I'll do what you two couldn't. That's what you'd do, that's what anyone who's made it this far would do...

Buildup Sources:
Vane - Perfectly Sweet (MR, Food)
GHOST - Appetite of a People Pleaser (MR/Sakura, Food/Undead)
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (MR, Food)
Kids See Ghosts - Ghost Town Pt. 2 (Sakura, Undead)
Ice Cube ft Snoop Dogg & Lil Jon - Go to Church (MR, Lil Jon)
Zombieland Saga - DEAD or RAP (Sakura, Undead/Idols)

[LR4 M2 Results] Sakura vs Messy Recipe

WINK ID 1

"Drown Out the Noise" is a vibrant, driving electropop anthem that challenges traditional religious fervor, calling listeners to embrace a personal, liberating relationship with Jesus. With a pulsing, rhythmic beat and euphoric synth melodies, the track builds from a place of weary dedication to one of total, joyful freedom. This song is a passionate, triumphant invitation to drop the heavy burden of rules and dance freely in His loving embrace, letting the uplifting music drown out the restrictive "noise."

Drown Out the Noise

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[WR4 M1] Phase 3 ~ Technocart

S.A.L.T Part 5: Can't Stand the Heat