Sakurai: Okay everyone all together now! 
Master Hand: 3 V 2? I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THIS
Goku: I don't know what you're doing, but we'll stop it for sure! 

Vergeben: H-hey wait a minute, isn't this a little unbalanced?!
Crazy Hand: HahHA!!! I loVe A liTTLe cHaoS!!!!

--TIME!--

[Original Songs]
[MIX]
- MiatriSs - ECHO (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Primadonna, Cool Characters: Primadonna, Lies: There Isn't An Echo In The Mirror, Crazy Music, Hands)
- RetroSpecter - Dedede's Royal Payback (HAL, Casual Games, Cool Characters/Media: Dedede/Kirby, Final Bosses)
- Dan Bull - 40 Years Of Gaming (Gaming, Songs For Good Boys and Girls, Cool Media: Videogames, Lies: It's More Than 40 Years of Gaming)
- MiatriSs - He Was The Impostor... NOT! (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: The Impostor, Lies: He Wasn't The Impostor, Party Games, Cool Characters/Media: The Crewmate/Among Us, Leaks: The Impostor In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
- Bo Burnham - The Future (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Bo Burnham, Cool Characters/Media: Bo Burnham/Inside, Lies: He's Not Living In The Future)
- Freshy Kanal - Squid Game Vs. Mr. Beast Rap Battle (Party Games, Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Mr. Beast/Seong Gi-Hun, Lies: He Missed A Beat, Cool Characters/Media: Mr. Beast/Squid Games ‼️, Final Bosses)
- MOTHER 3 - Unfounded Revenge (HAL, Cool Media: Earthbound)
- Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Neil Cicierega, Conspiracy, Lies: He Doesn't Call Me Every Day)
- Atsuover - Artist Lemonade (Crazy Music, Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Atsuover/The Host)
- Crazy Frog - Axel F (Crazy Music, Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Crazy Frog, Cool Characters: Crazy Frog)
- The Weeknd - Best Friends (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: The Weeknd, Lies: They Are Not Best Friends)
- iDKHOW - Do It All The Time (Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99:
Dallon Weekes/Ryan Seaman, Conspirancy, Lies)
- Toby Fox - Megalovania (Crazy Music, Bait and Switch, Cool Media: Undertale, Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99: Sans Undertale, Leaks: Sans Undertale In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Final Bosses)

--99. MASAHIRO SAKURAI-- [HOST]
- HAL Laboratory
- Platform Fighters
- Casual / Party Games
- Songs For Good Boys and Girls

--59. GOKU-- [DEFINITELY THE FINAL CHARACTER]
- Shonen Media
- Dragons / Balls
- Bait and Switch Memes
- Cool Characters / Media

--??. VERGEBEN-- [INTERLOPER]
- Knowledge / Lies
- Crime / Speculations and Conspiracy
- Characters That Wouldn't Be On SLAMFEST '99
- Gaming and Leaks (Fake or not)

--??. CRAZY HAND-- [IDK HE'S JUST CRAZY] 
- Hands / Body Parts
- Final / Secret Bosses
- Crazy Music

Crazy Hand: HahAaaHAAA I maDE mY OWn SouCEliST dO yoU LiKe iT????

Youtube Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stOyUO2QVYk
Discord Server: discord.gg/2KnWs3fS8d

R0M0 - Leakers On The Mirror

And that’s a wrap!

Wow, you voters really do care about these two visitors, huh?  This was definitely an intense match to watch and sit through, but in the end only one of them ended up coming out on top.  And sadly, the other has fallen.

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HAMANTHA: (she sighs in relief, but offers Ned some chocolate milk.)

HAMANTHA WINS!

HAMANTHA: 23 VOTES [51.1%]
NED: 22 VOTES [48.9%]

[WR1M1] - Results

VESSEL #02 - IDLE ABOMINATION
-Time / historical events or figures / educational media / academic concepts
-Media featured on Sam's channels / reference-heavy media
-Black comedy / dark or lowbrow humour / vulgarity / stick figure media / minimalist artstyles
-Orchestral or otherwise grandiose music / classical instruments / copyright-free music
-YTPMVs / their common sources / sentence mixing / screaming
-Roguelikes / dungeon crawlers

VESSELS #03 - MECHANICAL CLUSTERFUCK
-Smile.dk & other eurodance groups / anything that can be traced back to China
-Audiovisual technology / malware / anything that connects to bluetooth
-Bootlegs / scams / media which has suffered data breaches / mass-produced media
-Low-quality music / insects / childhood nostalgia / mecha and kaiju media
-Neil Cicierega / his samples / indie pop / artists signed to Needlejuice
-Vaporwave / new wave / 90s hits / 90s culture 

Sources:
猫 シ Corp - Evening Traffic (historic events; nine eleven/audiovisual tech/vaporwave) 
minishLAN - X - V A P O - R O M (black comedy/lowbrow/minimalist/low-quality/vaporwave) 
Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra (historic events; dinosaurs/childhood nostalgia/neil cicierega) 
Harvey "Shufflehound" Rothman - 97 (historic events; the plot of hong kong 97/china/bootlegs/90’s culture) 
Sam O’Nella - Accountant Rap (sam o’nella/data breeches; the irs) 
Cheesy Hfj - Drum Bee 2 (minimalist/insects) 
Lemon Demon - The Satirist’s Love Song (academic concepts/neil cicierega)
Min He - Reign with an Iron Frog (sam media; roguelike essentials video/roguelikes/china) 
Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything (time/needlejuice) 
Jeremy Shada - Food Chain (educational/insects)

[VR2M4] ａｌｌ－ｎｉｇｈｔｅｒ

check out https://soundcloud.com/dunnad-mini

LOSERS FINALIST 013 - DVNO
* Justice and DVNO / their collaborators / French House / Ed Banger artists
* Songs about being "cool" or "awesome" / ego / superiority complex
* Clubs / partying / crimes / games reliant on stealth mechanics
* Media with 4 letter long titles / albums with songs that segue into eachother
* Immersive sims / movie adaptations of games / the games used in those adaptations

Sources:
Justice - DVNO (Justice/DVNO/pretty much every source)
Toby Fox - Metal Crusher (Ego)
Simon Viklund - Tick Tock (Crime)
absollnk - waters of nazareth mashed up with itself (Justice)
DVNO - CHTAH (DVNO)
Caleb Hyles - Just Gold (Partying/Games adapted in movies)
Justice - Phantom (Justice)
Dan Povenmire - I’m Handsome (Ego/Superiority Complex)

G O L D

Vote: VOTING IS CLOSED

Track By: silver4ok
Art By: Ethanethanethanethanethanethan
Writing By: Joltok
Characters: Muffet/Doombox

Muffet: I would love to serve you dearie, but it appears you have no way to consume my products… You aren’t even fit to be eaten!
Doombox: SHUT UP! I’LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE!

Muffet
-Toby Fox/His Collaborators, Undertale/Deltarune, and Hybrid Bullet Hells
[Hopes and Dreams, Another Medium, Noisemaster, Moonsetter]
[Camellia, Laura Shigihara, Temmie Chang, itoki hana]
[Everhood, Cat Girl Without Salad, The Binding of Isaac, NieR Replicant]
-Music Games and JSAB/Monstercat Artists
[No Straight Roads, Rhythm Heaven, Beat Saber, Muse Dash]
[chipzel, Jake Kaufman, Nitro Fun, Marshmello]
-Electro House
[Justice, Knife Party, A-Trak, Avicii]
-Arachnids/Bugs and Baked Goods/Sweets/Culinary Arts
[Evil Spider, Boris the Spider, Boys Will Be Bugs, Bugsnax]
[Pizza Tower, Birthday Cake, Sugar, Cooking Mama]

Doombox
-Indie/2D Fighting Games and Team Reptile Artists
[Rivals of Aether, Melty Blood, Street Fighter, Guilty Gear]
[Hideki Naganuma, Bignic, Lean Rock, PixelLord]
-Big Beat, Plunderphonics, and Garage House
[Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, Filter, Fluke]
[John Oswald, Negativland, Christian Marclay, The Droplift Project]
[Blaze, Masters at Work, Mojito, Todd Edwards]
-Ball Sports
[FIFA, NBA 2K21, Mario Tennis Aces, We Will Rock You]
-Audio Technology/Anger
[Blow My Speakers Up, Radio Ga Ga, Video Killed the Radio Star, You Spin Me Round]
[Everything About You, Streets of Rage, Break Stuff, Smells Like Teen Spirit]

Nitro Fun - Cheat Codes (JSAB/Monstercat Artists, Electro House)
Undertale OST - Oh My... (Toby Fox)
Madeon - Imperium (Electro House, Ball Sports - FIFA 15)
Skrillex - Rock N' Roll (Electro House)
Klaus Veen - Ordinary Days V2 (Lethal League)
The Offspring - All I Want (Anger)
System of a Down - Spiders (Arachnids, Anger)
HammAli & Navai - Птичка (Baked Goods)
System of a Down - Radio/Video (Audio Technology)
Jet Set Radio OST - Humming The Bassline (Team Reptile Artists, Big Beat, Audio Technology)
Jet Set Radio OST - Let Mom Sleep (Team Reptile Artists, Big Beat, Audio Technology)
Three Days Grace - I Hate everything (Anger)
Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit (Anger)
Undertale OST - Fallen Down (Toby Fox)
NIN - Terrible Lie (Anger)
Deltarune OST - Pandora Palace (Toby Fox)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E (Electro House)
JT Music - An Undertale Rap (Undertale)
Linkin Park - Numb (Anger)

[ WR1 M2 P1 ] - DoomBound

Dream 10 - Joe Biden

PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER HERE IN TERMS OF STRENGTH, LUCKILY MOST OF THE TIME HE'S TOO TIRED TO FIGHT ANYONE

-Joe Biden Media, Rap Battles, and Diss Tracks
(Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden, Rasputin Vs Stalin, Looking Like This)
-America, Presidents/Politics, and Ruling
(Made in the USA, Blank Space, Lie, Cheat, Steal)
-Old People, Memories, and Malarkey
(I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa, Thnks Fr Th Mmmrs, Remember the Time)
-Dragon Ball and Shonen Jump Media
(Perfect Cell Theme, Fighting Gold, Playing His Game)

Songs used:
Epic Rap Battles of History - Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer (Rap Battles)
Dragon Ball Super - Clash Of Gods (Dragon Ball)
Jay Eazy - Piccolo (Dragon Ball)
Dragon Ball Z - Solid State Scouter (Dragon Ball)
Fetty Wap feat. Remy Boyz - 679 (Dragon Ball)
Fetty Wap - Trap Queen (Ruling)

Inevitable.

Music: swoldow 
Art: Lazer Chicken, Dafisha
Character(s) Represented: The Joker, Gucci Smart Toilet

https://soundcloud.com/user-780418779

The Joker's Sources:
- Songs related to DC media
(Batman 1966, Teen Titans, Watchmen)
- Songs related to clowns & comedy
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs featuring actors who have played the Joker
(Caesar Romero, John DiMaggio, Mark Hamill, Heath Ledger)

Gucci Smart Toilet's Sources:
- Songs in the trap & rap genres (2015-)
(Gucci Gang, The Box, This is America)
- Classical music, including songs that sample it
(Moonlight Sonata, Flight of the Bumblebee, Lacrimosa)
- Songs related to bathrooms and sewage
(Paralyzer, Squeaky Clean Sprint, Flushed Away)

Source(s) Used:
One - Clown Core (Clowns)
THE WORLD REVOLVING - Toby Fox (Clowns)
The Joker vs Pennywise - ERB (Clowns, DC, Comedy Artists, Post-2015 Rap)
Drug Addicts - Lil Pump (Post-2015 Rap)
Toilet - Clown Core (Clowns, Toilets)
JOKER - Dax (Clowns, DC, Post-2015 Rap)
THE BROWN STAINS OF DARKEESE LATIFAH PART 6-12 - Tyler, The Creator (Post-2015 Rap)
Juggalo Homies - Insane Clown Posse (Clowns)
Humble - Kendrick Lamar (Post-2015 Rap)
toilet_kick.mp3 (Toilets)

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Track: Akaru (hiiiiiiiii :3)
Art: Sammy
Character Represented: Blank

- Songs featuring prolonged emptiness or ambient sound
(Minecraft Disc 13, Environmental Noises)
- Songs involving silence and nothing
(4:33, Seinfeld, Songs used in silent films)

Sources Used:
Namitape - Goodbye (Ambience)
Siinamota - great heights and down (Ambience)
John Cage - 4'33 (Silence)
Airport and flight and fluorescent light ambience
Phone & radio tuning SFX

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going nowhere - S.A.L.T.

É SÓ UM SINAL - SLOWED

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US Rap Hip Hop 2025 – American Trap Beat Mix #3120

prod. https://soundcloud.com/tyrhael

ft. https://soundcloud.com/strayngeakastray

tbh idk if this is even the right autotune key

arechi:

there’s a painting on the wall
i don’t have much if you recall
rid thoughts of loss and ‘caine withdrawals
all my self restraint is on pause
chemicals throughout my body
animals nose ‘round in lobby
making light of my sound hobby
drown the noise, these nazi zombies

fuck that, shit wack
i don’t want my bitch back
fuck it, it go click clack
aim it at yo bitch ass

straynge:

give me yo bitch ass, make this lit
i know that you wanna fucking slit
if you want me to go fuck your bitch
give me her legs, spread them wide
look me down in these two eyes
if you want to fucking die
i’ll give you the recipe for suicide
you can feel alright when you fucking die

laying in the ground, laying with the hounds
downtown, yeah, you’re smoking on the loud
smoking on the down, shooting up down
now you’re a folding like everyone drown

huh
(yeah i’m a zombie) 
i eat your brain, i go so lame
i’m never tame, i eat your brains
i bite today, i’m blind, i’m high
a d(ead), i’m crying, i die

where are you going? this bitch abercrombie 
where are you going to scare all of these bitches and all of these drugs to fuck me
what are you doing? yuh
bitch i’m a zombie and i am upon thee
bitch, bitch, bitch i’m a zombie
huh, yeah, bitch i’m a zombie, huh

zombies ft. $traynge (prod. paradosso)

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

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S.A.L.T. Part 5.5: Out of the Kitchen