the five knights when they're at freddy's idk i didn't read the book

kirby music “pog”, imma have a hard time choosing between him and Joker...

Arrangement: Etroup (@e-twoup)
Character Represented: Lone Digger

Sources:
- Songs by Caravan Palace
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Songs related to cats, and digging

Songs used:
Karma - Or3O (Electro Swing)
Dig Down - Muse (Digging)
Dig a Little Deeper - China Anne McClain (Digging)
One Bad Gloop - RiceBubs (Cats)
Like That - Doja Cat (Cats)
Dig What You Dug - Wallows (Digging)

Karma Comes Collecting

Strein Ting

*Kulche began to crumble beneath the earth, spouting gibberish*
DAD EGBERT: YOU KNOW. YOU SEEM INNOCENT. I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU, BIG GUY.
DAD EGBERT: HOWEVER, I DO NOT TAKE BACK MY DIET STATEMENT.
*Kulche gives a large frown before crashing down*
LEGO YODA: New loser, there is.
BABA: Ah fuck, sup yellow dude, welcome to the loser club. Gooseworx and Kanye Quest haven’t been seen in hours. 
SLIME: *glorp, glorp* (Hello, new resident)
*Kulche begins spouting nonsense, but Uramiko fits him off*
URAMIKO: HEY! SPEAK UP BUDDY! I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOOUU
*Kulche gives up on talking*

Stay Funny!

Results - Dad Egbert Vs. Kulche

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE BOONDOCKS

The stones that the builder refused, the individuals hailing from Woodcrest, MD have made a surprise stop at the Mash Pit with no other intentions but to slap the shit out of anyone who gets in their way. Although a somewhat dysfunctional family, their combined ass whooping abilities are unparalleled, so you best prepare yourself for a melting. Bringing tunes from the underground and various [adult swim] media to the table, the Freemans will be sweeping this fight club or die tryin!

SOURCES:
The Boondocks - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner ([adult swim] programming)
MF DOOM - Doomsday (Underground hip-hop)
Lakim - A Pimp Named Slickback ([adult swim] programming)
A-F-R-O/R.A The Rugged Man - Definition of a Rap Flow (Underground hip-hop)
Family Guy - Bird is the Word (Family)
Kanye West - Family Business (Family)

SOURCE LIST:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

The Pimps Prayer

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: 2-40R-1

BIO:
You want fun?̢͌ ͔̓T̳͐h͕͆e͍̅͡ͅś̰͕̦̫̠̀̈́̽́ė̛̖͙͍͈͘̕͝ͅ ̢̘̼͈̉̉̿͢͠͝ţ̢̨̛̩͙̐̒͑͠w̟̞̦͚̺͊̀̐̈̑o͚̥̹͑̏͒ ͓̠͈̼̑́͘͝a̡̲̟̍̈́͡ŗ̪̰̠̍̀̽͋e̗̮̅̉̍ ̑D̫͙͐̓O̼̜͓͓͑̋̎͝ ̢̛͔̳̈̅͌͜N̞͎̚͝OT͈͊ ̖̈R͇̳͉̣̮͆̒͐̋̀E̙͞SĔ̫Å̫Ȑ̜C̯̺̘͓̀̀̔͝H̹̥̘͕̀̉̄̔ ̺̪̄͠T͕̤͕̔͂͞H͎̜͔͐̿̃̚͜IŠ͔̭͚̺̈́͆͐ ̩̠͎̜͔̊̓̋̅̕C̛̮̪̭͙̄̀͝H̘͂͐ͅA̧͔̐̽Ŕ̢͇̖̳̟̍́̆͘A̢̦͙͒͝͝C̛̜̯̙͍̼̃̇͐̊Ț̒È̝R ͈̫̯̌̆͘T̡̅Ḣ̢̘̟̪͒͡͞E̤̻̱̽̔͠Y ̨̛͖̑̑̊͢͜À͙̫͕͆͡Ṙ͔̇͜E̮̭̩̖̊̎̓̾́ͅ ̹̹̘͇̠̃̽̑͋͞H̰̝̰͌͑̽͜͠E̛̙͗ͅR̢̤̉̏E̢̲͙̰̓̃͌̀ ̧̛̼̎F̞̺̯̹̀́̽̀O̳̟͑̾̅͜Ȓ̡̹͉̪͇͆͗͆͊ ̨͕̲͙̂͛̋̓B͚̘͈̋̇̔L̤̝̔̊O̞̩̣̦͗̇̈͐O̢͚̍̐D.̧̲̳̘̀͆̏͡ ̠̪̤̮͚̎͂̇̒̕L̳̒U̺̲̥̇̔͆I̧͙̙̓̓͆̊͘͜͢Ģ̮͊̑I̡̭̗͍̋̆̔͡ ̲̫̺̜̂̎́̑̀͟I̙͇͓̍̏̒S͔̒ ̣̙̆͝N̮͡O̝̞̺͕̽̉͊̚T̹͞ ̢͈͆̚IǸ̹͇̻̥͓̓̂̋͞Ñ͔͍͞O̤̪̿̊CÈ̤̦̅N̹̤͌͘̚͟T̟̝̰̈́̍̀̕ͅ.̣̹̋͠ ͈͇̀͛̇͟Ĕ̖̞͐V̱̻͓̤̦̊̂̃̀͝Ĕ̖R͎̝͚̾͆͡Y̲̼̞͋̓̍ ̯͂C̱͎͚̻͙͋̉̎̾̚H͉̩͒͆͘͢A͚͍̫̗̎̂͐̓̈͜R̝̐A͈̦͙͐̎̔C̛̫̘̠̬̿́̒T̮͇̂͆͋͟Ë̺́R̡͍̞̺͍̀̑̒́͞ ͎̺̋͋Ì̢͕̠͋́͜͠N͙̺͛̾̕͜ T͖̲̀̏H̻̏Ĕ̙̩͠ ͕͕̮͈̻̀̏͐͛͡M̨̙͉͛͑̎̅ͅẢ͍̲̳͒̔S̯̺͔̮̀̀̈͐͢͠H ̮̤̤͛̓̚P͈̀͘͟I̟̗̋͝T͎͋̽͟ ̤͍̺̐͆̎͠ͅI͍̲̦͒̀͝S̤̪̱̜͆̐͠͠ ̖̥̇̒P̪̣͎̤̏͑̔̅E̢̨͎͔͐̀̾̑R̺̝̽͌͜͡S̖̈Ỏ̭̐͜N̳̚Ǎ̭͇̀L̙̗̿̚Î̖̞̗̟̿̅̕Z̤̫͗̂Ȇ̺D͚̺̉̒.

SOURCES:
Super Mario 64 - File Select (M̡̀ȧ̗ǐ̦n̘͞li̋̒͡n͈̓e̱̝̅͠ M͋a͎͔̥̜͑͆̕͘riȍ͚)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource kinda)

SOURCE LIST:

- All Wario-related media and mainline Mario
(WarioWare, Super Mario 64, Psycho Waluigi, Super Mario Sunshine)

- Sources from ARG's, Creepypasta, and lost media
(Sonic.exe, All the Small Things, Dad Feels, The June Archives)

- Children's horror and internet horror
(Monster House, Coraline, Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, Kane Pixels)

- Games known for being broken or glitchy, intentional or not
(Goat Simulator, Cyberpunk 2077, Skate 3, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

file selected with a mallet

Track by @jaeden-niko-niko-ney
Art by https://twitter.com/BooingRipley

Baby Take A Bow, Curly Top, etc. You know her name, and you know her infamous box set. But have you heard her famous Animal Cracker Soup? Yeah, she might have gotten in just to advertise it, but nonetheless she's here! Call now for an exclusive offer!

Shirley Temple's sources:
- Music from/related to musicals and theater (Newsies, High School Musical, Battleblock Theater OST) [NO HAMILTON MUSIC... FROM AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE]
- Music made pre-1960, and covers thereof (Fly Me To The Moon, Over The Rainbow, Everywhere At The End Of Time)
- Music from vintage-style media or related to the colors black and white (Alastor's Game, Ransom, Safe And Sound)
- Music from/featured in commercials (Dunkaccino Rap, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy)

This track's sources:
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Black and White)
Portugal The Man - Feel It Still (Commercials)
FreeCreditReport.com Song (Commercials)
Neon Genesis Evangelion OST - Fly Me To The Moon (Pre-1960s Media)
Jack and Jill - Dunkaccino Rap (Commercials)
Hamilton - You'll Be Back (Theatre)
Lotus Land Story - Bad Apple!! (Black and White)

Still And Sound

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Peacock

- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero and Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Cerebrawl - Cauldron Rave -MelterMix- (Indie Fighters)
Rivals of Aether - Fighter Select (Indie Fighters)
FMG - Devil's Swing (Rubberhose)
Clover - 100 Years (Rubberhose)
Lethal League Blaze - AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (Indie Fighters)
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster (Rubberhose)

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Ravers Of Aether

Track: @green-of-rain
Character Art: @user-780418779 and twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Penta Axe General

- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Sources Used:
Kirby Super Star Ultra - Storm the Halberd(Axe Names)
Maroon 5 - This Love (Five)
Pirates of Penzance - Modern Major General (Generals)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Five)
Les Miserables - Master of the House (Axe Names)
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5(Five)

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Battleship Levine

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THE JOKER: Oh-ho! Such pretty axes! Such wonderful sound... it's something to die for! HAHAHAHA!
PENTA AXE GENERAL: You're laughing? You're staring directly into the face of death and you're LAUGHING?!
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Track: @bluez04
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, The Joker

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

The Joker's Sources:
- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Sources Used:
Parappa the Rapper - Chop Chop Master Onion (Deejay Verstyle Instrumental Remix) (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs. Pennywise (Joker - Clowns, DC)
Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store (Joker - Comedy)
The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Penta Axe - 5)
Bel Biv DeVoe - Poison (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Insane Clown Posse - My Axe (Both - Axes, Clowns)
Hamilton - Right Hand Man (Penta Axe - Generals)
The Beatles - Come Together (Joker - DC)

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[R1 M5] Phase 1 ~ Swing Swing Poison Posse

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LUPIN THE THIRD: There! That oughtta show ya how crazy I am!
MITCH: Bwah. (Tch. Amateur.)
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: @refriggie
Characters Represented: Lupin the Third, Rabbids

Lupin the Third's Sources:
- Songs from the Lupin the Third franchise
(Theme From Lupin III, Zenigata March, Super Hero)
- Songs related to riches and thievery
(Whales, Persona 5, BOOGIE)
- Songs from film noir media, or in the noir jazz genre
(Wild Side, Double Indemnity, The Big Sleep)

Rabbids' Sources:
- Songs from or featured in games developed by Ubisoft
(Rabbids Go Home, Rayman Legends, Assassin's Creed)
- Songs related to rabbits
(Big Chungus, Jazz Jackrabbit, Oswald's Theme)
- Songs related to chaos and chaotic characters
(The World Revolving, Ode to Nonsense, Cuban Pete)

Sources Used:
Yuji Ohno - Samba Temperado (Lupin - Lupin III Franchise)
Struggling - Ode to Nonsense (Rabbids - Chaos)
Crazy Frog - Axel F (Rabbids - Chaotic Characters)
Rabbids Go Home- Bãtutã Din Moldova (Rabbids - Ubisoft)
Max Raabe & Das Palast Orchester - Sex Bomb (Rabbids - Ubisoft)
ALI - Wild Side (Both - Thievery, Film Noir, Rabbits)
Blu Cantrell - Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) (Lupin - Riches, Thievery)
Undertale - Your Best Nightmare (Rabbids - Chaotic Characters)

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[R1 M6] Phase 2 ~ Samba Sem Sentido

TRACK: EnderEmerald46#1596
ART: ender#3711
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TOML DISCORD: discord.gg/PNthFQF

Mr. Bones: YOUR RIDE WILL NEVER COME BACK, BOOMERANG BOY- OW!!!
Mr. Saturday: You're bluffing- surrender, you fiend. I'll end your ride.
Kevin Perjurer: Really? Right over my soda?

Perplexing Hex (Voodoo Stage) - Skeleton Boomerang [Mr. Saturday - +TEK/Voodoo]
Tropical Resort - Act 1 - Sonic Colors [Both - Tropical Environments/Amusement Parks]
Club Disney Episode Intro - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Friends on the Other Side - The Princess and the Frog [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Theme - Zoboomafoo [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Featured on DefunctTV]
Animator's Retreat - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Theme - Gullah Gullah Island [Both - Featured on DefunctTV/Tropical Environments]
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett [Mr. Saturday - Tropical Music]
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Other Side - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature [Both - The Circus/Undead]
Witch Doctor - Cartoons [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Grim Grinning Ghosts - The Haunted Mansion [Both - Paranormal/Undead/Amusement Parks]
Big Bunyan Ride - CarnEvil [Both - Paranormal/Amusement Parks/Undead]
Are You Brave Enough? - The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror [Both - Amusement Parks/Undead]

God Damn You, This Is My Island (TOML vs. EXHIBITION GALLERY)

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
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Ruby Rose
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Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
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Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

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