Track and Art by: @wickedwiggitydawhg
Art based off a piece by @evkem!

It's a misty day out for two white boys to be ship surfing.

Genesis - Justice [Offsource]
Genesis - Grimes (8 Bit) [Both - TheGuy Tracks/L̶̹͆e̸̳̎g̵̞̊ā̷̐r̸̄̉ť̵͋ḧ̵̠́y̴͐̔]
Bonfire - Childish Gambino [TheGuy - Fire, Soundclown]
Payphone - Maroon 5 [TheGuy - TheGuy Tracks]
Breakout - 3D Dot Heroes [Both - Tourney White Guys/TheGuy Tracks]
Only Acting - Kero Kero Bonito [Kirbo - KKB]
Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito [Both - Soundclown/KKB]
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [TheGuy - TheGuy Tracks, Soundclown]
Why Don't You Play Them? - Scott The Woz [Kirbo - Tourney White Guys]
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon [Both - TheGuy Tracks/Tourney White Boys*]
Eighth Wonder - Lemon Demon [Both - TheGuy Tracks/Tourney White Boys*]
Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter - FantomenK [Both - TheGuy Tracks/Tourney White Boys]
The Bright Side - They Might Be Giants [Kirbo - Brown Haired White Guys With Glasses]
never wanna fall in love with u - nelward [Kirbo - Bedroom Pop]
Smooth - Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas [TheGuy - Soundclown]
stupid horse - 100 gecs [TheGuy - Soundclown, TheGuy Tracks]

Mashup Week Announcer Line [TheGuy - mashup week.]
OH SHIT A WHITE GUY - Scott the Woz [Kirbo - Tourney White Guys]
Rolling Girl Intro SFX [TheGuy - mashup week.]

Genesising The Virgin Wonders

Strein Ting

*Kulche began to crumble beneath the earth, spouting gibberish*
DAD EGBERT: YOU KNOW. YOU SEEM INNOCENT. I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU, BIG GUY.
DAD EGBERT: HOWEVER, I DO NOT TAKE BACK MY DIET STATEMENT.
*Kulche gives a large frown before crashing down*
LEGO YODA: New loser, there is.
BABA: Ah fuck, sup yellow dude, welcome to the loser club. Gooseworx and Kanye Quest haven’t been seen in hours. 
SLIME: *glorp, glorp* (Hello, new resident)
*Kulche begins spouting nonsense, but Uramiko fits him off*
URAMIKO: HEY! SPEAK UP BUDDY! I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOOUU
*Kulche gives up on talking*

Stay Funny!

Results - Dad Egbert Vs. Kulche

Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed
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GIOVANNI: "Wh-What?? I... I lost...? But, that's impossible!"

Giovanni falls to his knees, as Shades and the Rat celebrate their victory.

ETROUP (RAT): "That was too easy."

Giovanni smiles, as he fades away.

GIOVANNI: "... Not bad, kid. Not bad."
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After vanishing, Giovanni appeared in the black void, together with the other losers.

URAMIKO: "... You."
GIOVANNI: "Hm? Oh, it's just you. How's your head?"

Uramiko aims her arm cannon into his face.

URAMIKO: "... Just great."

Giovanni just pulls up his gun, and shoots her again, knocking her out for a few minutes.

BABA: "... This shit is crazy."

LEGO Yoda snorts some crack together with Baba.

LEGO YODA: "MMMM... Correct, you are."
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Stay Funny!

Results - Giovanni Vs. Etroup

CONGRATS NEW YORK PIZZA TIME TO MAKING IT TO LOSER FINALS.

NYPT (PIZZA): You ain't fuckin' with us again."

NYPT (MILES): Sorry buddy, my family wouldn't like that I was in hell. I gotta get home. But hey, you cool.

*Spawny begins bwahing uncontrollably as the ground beneath him crumbles*

LEGO YODA: Mmmmm. Fall down you did? Worthy opponent, you were.

GIOVANNI: What kind of Pokemon are you again? (Giovanni hides a Master Ball behind his back)
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Stay Funny!

Results - New York Pizza Time Vs. Spawny

Voting has closed. Thank you for participating.
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PEACOCK: Killer goose, meet killer machine!
MURDEROUS GOOSE: Honk honk honk... honk.(That nurse was an untrained professional... in both ways.)
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: samanthuhhhh#9377
Characters Represented: Murderous Goose, Peacock

Murderous Goose's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by House House
(Untitled Goose Game, Push Me Pull You)
- Songs from indie puzzle games
(Baba is You, Braid, Papers Please)
- Songs related to waterfowl
(The Duck Song, Goose on the Loose, Flamingo)
- Songs related to knives and murder
(Night of Nights, Knife Fight, I Can't Decide)

Peacock's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero and Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Skullgirls OST - Going Nowhere Fast (Peacock - Lab Zero)
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Goose - Murder)
Discussion -MIX- (TOURNAMENT Version) (Goose - Offsource, uses the funny MJ noise)
Lume - Young Man (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Dan Bull - Goose on the Loose (Goose - Waterfowl)

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[R1 M2] Scene 1 ~ Criminal Area Goose Transit

Track by @megalolazing.
Art by @slider64.
Character Represented: RewindTime
Tournament Origin - Rave Week (Jacksfilms)

Sources:
ERB - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (Comedy)
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Will Smith, WROW WROW Cameo)
Hamilton - Yorktown (Theatre)
Dan Bull - Pigman Rap (Jacksfilms Collaborator)
PSY - Gangnam Style (Rewind)
Jacksfilms - Will Smith Grunt (Jacksfilms & Will Smith)
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (Rewind)
Bo Burnham - Eff (Comedy)
ERB - Ronald McDonald vs. Burger King (Comedy)
Jacksfilms - ALEXANDER HAMILTON (Comedy, Jacksfilms, Theatre)

#4 - RewindTime

“Yesterday, I Asked You: If you had a genie, what would you wish for? Personally, I would wish for Fortnite and Marques Brownlee!” Yahhh, it’s rewind time! This jackass found a lamp hidden in the sets of a theater and sprang forth The Genie, Will Smith! The two freshest comedians and actors around, they’ll knock you out before that lightswitch turns off and they’ll make you remember it!

- Songs relating to theatre
(Songs in Hamilton, Battleblock Theater, Cats)
- Songs from media featuring Jacksfilms and Will Smith, as well as songs from their collaborators
(Men In Black, Shark Tale, Suicide Squad)
(YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #85, We're All Just Assholes Talking to a Camera, Songs made by Dan Bull)
- Songs featuring comedy artists or from comedy-themed media (NO PARODIES)
(Songs by Bo Burnham, Seinfeld, Ninja Sex Party)
- Songs featured or used in official YouTube Rewinds
(Señorita, Turn Down For What, Gangnam Style)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

Till The Town's Upside Down

Track: @green-of-rain
Character Art: @user-780418779 and twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Penta Axe General

- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Sources Used:
Kirby Super Star Ultra - Storm the Halberd(Axe Names)
Maroon 5 - This Love (Five)
Pirates of Penzance - Modern Major General (Generals)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Five)
Les Miserables - Master of the House (Axe Names)
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5(Five)

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Battleship Levine

Track by: @cymancyan
Art by: @altali, Korey
UI by: @renegadejademan

ENTITY 10 - LITTLE BLACK MAGIC

The first-time witch, admirer of Shiny Chariot, and student of Luna Nova joins the battle! But she's not alone. "Joining" forces with the youngest and kindest sibling of the Shadow Sirens, Vivian! After both getting the same invite to join, these two odd witches team up - Without a second thought by Akko, at least... Despite the complications, they're both here and ready to take the tournament with the power of magic!

- Music from media created by Studio Trigger or Gainax, or music from media Trigger had a part in
(Mind Conductor, NIGHT RUNNING, Light Your Heart Up, Shantae and the Seven Sirens OST, Fly Away, Fly Me To The Moon)

- Music from Mario spinoffs
(Shadow Sirens, The Ultimate Show, Coconut Mall, Try, Try Again, Waluigi Pinball, Thrills at Night)

- Music related to witches, or magic, or wishes
(Magic by Mystery Skulls, Nearly Witches, 24K Magic, I Wish, Black Magic, Magic Ways)

SONGS USED:
Skee-Lo - I Wish (Wishes)
Super Mario RPG - Beware The Forest's Mushrooms (Lil Boulder Remix) (Mario Spinoffs)
Taku Iwasaki - "Libera Me" From Hell (Gainax)
Marx Laugh (Reference to Judas Jesters)

Beware The Forest's Witches

Track donated by: CheeseFestivities#0326
Art donated by: @max-emerald
Character [02] - The Number Ones

It's the Muppet Show featuring our special guest, Robbie Ro- wait a minute, that isn't Kermit! Constantine the Frog and Robbie Rotten, espionage extraordinaires, have taken to The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. for their shot to go down in history! With their fine range of puppetry, cartoony villains, and their pride keeping them going forward, they're here to prove that they truly are number one! (Just, uh...someone make sure Constantine doesn't steal anything, alright?)

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Sources:
Try This - Pegboard Nerds [Infiltration/Stealth]
I've Got No Strings to Hold Me Down - Pinnochio [Puppets]
We Are Number One - Lazytown [duh]
Miracle Aligner - The Last Shadow Puppets [Puppets]
My Name is Doof - Phineas and Ferb [Cartoony Villains]
Life Will Change - Persona 5 [Infiltration/Stealth]
Clone High Theme - Clone High [Clones]
I Am The Best - 2NE1 [Ego]
One (Is The Loneliest Number) - Three Dog Night [One]
Number One | Bakugou Rap - NerdOut! [One]

Have You Ever Tried This On For Size?

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Mordecai and Rigby

- Songs from Cartoon Network properties
(Party Tonight, Here Comes a Thought, Time Adventure)
- Licensed music featured in Regular Show
(Working for the Weekend, Through the Fire and the Flames, Heroes)
- Songs in the Synthwave genre
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir)
- Songs related to birds and raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocket Raccoon's Theme)

Sources Used:
I'm the Bomb - Pidgeon John (Cartoon Network)
Main Theme - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Intro - Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)
Countown - Hole in the Wall (Cartoon Network)
Running Errands With My Mom - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Bad Luck Rap - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
So What! - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

Battleship Levine

S.A.L.T. Part 1: Appetizers