Cracked Egg

CW (Grandma): ''Hey, Mr. West, would you like some cookies sometime?''
MF: ''The only thing I can eat is life energy! … Wait, I think the costume’s getting to my head.''
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VS Track: 9mmPeter @9mmp3ter
Illustration: Nomi 
Music: Sugar Fantasy
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Sourcelists:

Cookie Warriors:
-Songs from Clicker games and Point-And-Click games (Clicker Heroes, Sam and Max, Sakura Clicker, etc)
-Songs from Endless Runners and Popular Moible Games (Cookie Run, Subway Surfers, Angry Birds)
-Songs about sweets and cookies (Chocolate Rain, Candy Store, Collecting Cookies)
-Songs involving Grandmas and Grandpas (Rappin for Jesus, Thrift Shop, Sexy Grandpa Time, etc)

Mega Frank:
-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Dr Willy's Castle, Airman Stage, Woodman Stage)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco X Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Mega Ran)
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Original:

COOKIE WARRIORS:
Subway Surfers - Main Theme (Endless Runners / Mobile Games)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Candy / Sweets)

MEGA FRANK:
Mega Man 9 - Galaxy Fantasy (Mega Man)
Duane and Brando - Mega Man 2 Rap (Mega Man outside of Games)
Mega Ran - Splash Woman (Mega Man Outside of Games)

[WR1 M2]  Sugar Fantasy

Baba finishes his speech...The NYPT Victory theme then starts to kick in. Miles dances to the rhythm of it, while the Pizza stares Baba straight in the eyes and flips him off.
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BABA: ohfuckohshitohgodohgfucidsjfosjfoiurewuihs
The ground breaks below Baba, sending him falling
BABA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Baba passes out, then wakes up a short time afterwards.*
URAMIKO: Hey, looks like we got a new one!
*Kanye Quest floats ominously around Baba, inspecting him.*
BABA: Ugh..aren't you that..girl who I beat round one?
URAMIKO: Y-yes.
*Baba starts laughing, drowning out anything the other losers have to say*
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Stay Funny

Results - New York Pizza Time Vs. Baba

*Kulche began to crumble beneath the earth, spouting gibberish*
DAD EGBERT: YOU KNOW. YOU SEEM INNOCENT. I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU, BIG GUY.
DAD EGBERT: HOWEVER, I DO NOT TAKE BACK MY DIET STATEMENT.
*Kulche gives a large frown before crashing down*
LEGO YODA: New loser, there is.
BABA: Ah fuck, sup yellow dude, welcome to the loser club. Gooseworx and Kanye Quest haven’t been seen in hours. 
SLIME: *glorp, glorp* (Hello, new resident)
*Kulche begins spouting nonsense, but Uramiko fits him off*
URAMIKO: HEY! SPEAK UP BUDDY! I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOOUU
*Kulche gives up on talking*

Stay Funny!

Results - Dad Egbert Vs. Kulche

CONGRATS NEW YORK PIZZA TIME TO MAKING IT TO LOSER FINALS.

NYPT (PIZZA): You ain't fuckin' with us again."

NYPT (MILES): Sorry buddy, my family wouldn't like that I was in hell. I gotta get home. But hey, you cool.

*Spawny begins bwahing uncontrollably as the ground beneath him crumbles*

LEGO YODA: Mmmmm. Fall down you did? Worthy opponent, you were.

GIOVANNI: What kind of Pokemon are you again? (Giovanni hides a Master Ball behind his back)
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Stay Funny!

Results - New York Pizza Time Vs. Spawny

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

Looks like Drake found the Doorhole! It looks like he brought along a “friend” too! Hailing from San Diego, California, Drake and The Rake have arrived to stop all foes in their way! Let’s just hope that eͮ͛͘v̽͐̚è̓̄rͦ̇͆yͩ͛th̓̔ͨi̽̊ͦnͤ͆̎g̃ͩ̍ ͣ̆̾҉g͊͋̈́ŏͥ̄êͫ͝s ̈̈́ͤa͒c͊ͫ̀c̒͆ͮo̷ͮͮȑ̀̎d̊̓͛ỉ̧̆n͒ͪͨgͨͪ̍ ̔̓ẗ́̓͑ő ͆͒ͩṗ̄̆l̂ͬ͐aͭͣ̊n͑͐̓

DRAKE AND THE RAKE

- Music from Live Action shows that are featured on primarily Cartoon channels (Drake And Josh, iCarly, Big Time Rush)

- Music related to Creepy bosses in Gaming (02 Battle, The Ultimate Show, Pokey Means Business)

- Music that is infamous for being used in Cursed Image compilations (Bonfire, Don’t Forget To Feed Your Neo Pets, Dancin’)

Sources Used:
iCarly DS - Final Boss (Live Action On Cartoon)
Earthbound - Pokey Means Business (Creepy Bosses)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (KRONO REMIX) (Cursed Images)
Drake Bell - Found A Way (Live Action On Cartoon)
Deby Ryan - Hey Jessie (Live Action On Cartoon)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Images)
Drake And Josh SFX (Live Action On Cartoon)

Victory! Drake And The Rake

Track: @green-of-rain
Character Art: @user-780418779 and twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Penta Axe General

- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Sources Used:
Kirby Super Star Ultra - Storm the Halberd(Axe Names)
Maroon 5 - This Love (Five)
Pirates of Penzance - Modern Major General (Generals)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Five)
Les Miserables - Master of the House (Axe Names)
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5(Five)

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Battleship Levine

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for participating!
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THE JOKER: Oh-ho! Such pretty axes! Such wonderful sound... it's something to die for! HAHAHAHA!
PENTA AXE GENERAL: You're laughing? You're staring directly into the face of death and you're LAUGHING?!
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Track: @bluez04
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, The Joker

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

The Joker's Sources:
- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Sources Used:
Parappa the Rapper - Chop Chop Master Onion (Deejay Verstyle Instrumental Remix) (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs. Pennywise (Joker - Clowns, DC)
Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store (Joker - Comedy)
The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Penta Axe - 5)
Bel Biv DeVoe - Poison (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Insane Clown Posse - My Axe (Both - Axes, Clowns)
Hamilton - Right Hand Man (Penta Axe - Generals)
The Beatles - Come Together (Joker - DC)

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[R1 M5] Phase 1 ~ Swing Swing Poison Posse

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Mordecai and Rigby

- Songs from Cartoon Network properties
(Party Tonight, Here Comes a Thought, Time Adventure)
- Licensed music featured in Regular Show
(Working for the Weekend, Through the Fire and the Flames, Heroes)
- Songs in the Synthwave genre
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir)
- Songs related to birds and raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocket Raccoon's Theme)

Sources Used:
I'm the Bomb - Pidgeon John (Cartoon Network)
Main Theme - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Intro - Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)
Countown - Hole in the Wall (Cartoon Network)
Running Errands With My Mom - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Bad Luck Rap - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
So What! - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)

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Get CN Real

Track by: @valoregal
Art by: @rosello-xanthis
Character Represented: The Duoritos

Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye, cuz these two triangles are about to make things weird! Bill Cipher, dream demon, and Yung Venuz, gun god, have combined their three-edged powers to take over Emperor for an Hour. With all those phat stackz Y.V.’s brought with him, he probably doesn’t need the cash prize, but God help anyone who tries to tell him that…

- Music from Roguelike games (NO OVERLAP) 
(Spelunky - Mines C, Crypt of the Necrodancer - Konga Conga Kappa, Dead Cells - Clocktower)
- Songs from Gravity Falls and other Disney XD TV Shows 
(Phineas and Ferb - Squirrel in My Pants, Gravity Falls - Weirdmageddon, Milo Murphy’s Law - Pressure) 
- Music related to conspiracies or the occult 
(Muse - Thought Contagion, Eagle - Hotel California, The X-Files - Opening Theme) 
- Music related to Radiation or the Apocalypse 
(Lisa the Painful - Men’s Hair Club, Fallout: New Vegas - Big Iron, Godzilla - Godzilla’s Theme)

Songs used:
Phineas & Ferb - S.I.M.P. (Disney XD)
Crypt of the Necrodancer - Konga Conga Kappa (Roguelikes)
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At (Offsource :) )
Lisa the Joyful - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe (Apocalypse)

valorie - Squirrels With Guns

TRACK: EnderEmerald46#1596
ART: ender#3711
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Mr. Bones: YOUR RIDE WILL NEVER COME BACK, BOOMERANG BOY- OW!!!
Mr. Saturday: You're bluffing- surrender, you fiend. I'll end your ride.
Kevin Perjurer: Really? Right over my soda?

Perplexing Hex (Voodoo Stage) - Skeleton Boomerang [Mr. Saturday - +TEK/Voodoo]
Tropical Resort - Act 1 - Sonic Colors [Both - Tropical Environments/Amusement Parks]
Club Disney Episode Intro - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Friends on the Other Side - The Princess and the Frog [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Theme - Zoboomafoo [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Featured on DefunctTV]
Animator's Retreat - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Theme - Gullah Gullah Island [Both - Featured on DefunctTV/Tropical Environments]
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett [Mr. Saturday - Tropical Music]
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Other Side - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature [Both - The Circus/Undead]
Witch Doctor - Cartoons [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Grim Grinning Ghosts - The Haunted Mansion [Both - Paranormal/Undead/Amusement Parks]
Big Bunyan Ride - CarnEvil [Both - Paranormal/Amusement Parks/Undead]
Are You Brave Enough? - The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror [Both - Amusement Parks/Undead]

God Damn You, This Is My Island (TOML vs. EXHIBITION GALLERY)

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

Battleship Levine

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