This Never Happened is a record and event series created and curated by Lane 8.

Experience the moment. Don’t record it. This Never Happened.

CrayonDad is a Boston-based DJ and aspiring producer. Dubstep with a colorful twist is my sound.

"Free for download, the goal of this project is to celebrate Radiohead’s seminal music, and the global charities and causes they support."
- @mopo

Twin Brothers.

Partyy Music for Partyy People.

More remixes at @birthdayypartyygoodiebag

Mixes and assorted chaos. For me, maybe for you too.

Rudy and the Duprees members  have been playing together off and on for decades, from the Chicago area and with a large variety of influences, we’re going for an original Dupree rock sound ! Blending jazz, experimental, rock, jam, progressive and pop! ￼

Part man, part machine, all Dad. 

Origin: The entity referred to as “My Dad” is alleged to have been fabricated through an unknown (and likely occult) synthesis of an Osmium Mk. 9 Combat Chassis, 011-X “Shiva” Model Hazardous/Anomalous Materials Manipulator with Subjective Mass Articulators,  and an exotic matter fragment of (REDACTED) from (REDACTED), powered by a Quark-Gluon Confinement Torus paired with a highly modified Higgs Drive and a 4th Generation Probability Modification Module.

Technical Specifications: Advanced human cortex with Integrated Black Mesa Hybrid DS-03 “Inquisitor” Multimodal wetware with Variable Overclocking. 

Multi platform sensory experience integration with Adaptive Beatmatching Functionality (Rekordbox wetware enhancements installed subsequent to fabrication are confirmed as verified, authentic, and exceeding initial use case design specifications). 

Intent/Prime Directives remain unknown, though it appears non-hostile to humans and other carbon-based life forms. 

Additional technical specifications and modifications will be forthcoming as the entity referred to as “My Dad” continues to technorganically evolve and are available pending Level VI Security Authorization (including but not limited to corresponding Onto-Psycho-Memetic clearance).

The Record Label of Black Tiger Sex Machine. 

Managing artists including Kai Wachi, Dabin, Apashe, and YMIR, we’ve also released music over the years with like-minded friends such as Subtronics, Sullivan King, Kayzo, Ghastly, MUST DIE!, and more.

Management: MK@threesixzero.com
Bookings NA: MKteam@WMEAgency.com
Bookings RoW: nick.matthews@teamwass.com

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