The fourth song on the demo A View of Hell. Thrash metal from Tidaholm, Sweden. All music produced and written by me, Joacim Storm.

The Ballad of Jane Doe

Rose Lalonde fansong! Second in a set I'm doing of all the Beta Kids. My first A Capella song - it was absurdly difficult to make, so it's not perfect, but pretty good for a first shot, I think!

Beautiful cover art courtesy of my friend Beth (aptpenguin.tumblr.com)
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Once upon a fairy tale, a heroine was born
with heart as black as space and darkness, from which she was torn
and in this fairy tale, she spoke an ancient tongue
the ink as bleary as the void from which our hero’d sprung
she took her thorns in hand, heard the voices from afar
lost her mind and took command, played the game and here you are.

Little lilac wizard girl, with hair as white as snow
you’ll go on an adventure, testing everything you know
you’ll see the world asleep, and see the light awake
find dissonance upon your planet old, which you will break
forsake thy mother’s name, she’s not with you anymore
grab your books and play the game, prepare yourself for what we’ve got in store.

There’s more to darkness than your mind can see
an endless reach of possibilities
no justice, vengeance, no concept of right
yes, darkness is more than an absence of Light.

Little golden goddess girl, with smile as black as ice
take down the universe, and then give it your best advice
the horror is your friend, the terror loves you best
so go now, and push into motion all objects at rest
see through the veil of white, fall into a gothic trance
woe is your perfected sight, you know best that naught is hand of chance

to dance with black death is your specialty
perchance to dabble in what things might be
beneath your eyelids lies an endless night
yes, close your eyes and find an absence of Light. 

Lay your weary head to rest and drift on many waves
and waken after slumber dwindles down the many days
left on the calendar that’s ticking in your mind
a ticking bomb gripped tightly by the tentacles of time
until the clock runs out, paths converging once more
end of all is coming now, you will fade, becoming naught but lore

There’s more to darkness than your mind can see
an endless reach of possibilities
no justice, vengeance, no concept of right
yes, darkness is more than an absence of Light.

Absence Of Light

The Hoosiers -Worst Case Scenario cover

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DATES:
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3/28 - RICHMOND, VA - THE CAMEL

THE BEGINNER'S GUIDE TOUR!!!!!!!!

Will Wood - Cicada Days (Live)

brain dead - a new brain

princess andy

I need to be alone

Lyrics:

(Heh. This is ridiculous.)

One of me is my enemy
the other me is a pretty cool guy
but I haven't seen him around lately
we don't see eye to eye

There's too much noise and too much spit
but I think I've gotten the hang of it
or at least I thought I did
until you up and kicked the bucket
(Wait! I mean... oh, f*ck it)

(Would you just get out of here? I'm trying to concentrate!)

What do you see in him? What could I say
to convince you not to hop his way?
I've never been too good at the ebb and sway
much prefer the electrical current

The bees are buzzing in my mind
that double crossing and two-timing (get it?)
prospectors pan shifting through sand
searching for a golden nugget

Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, but I'm already on the other side,
you'd know a lot about that, right? I'm twice the man as he is, I'll work for you double-time

Would that be fine?

:D *SNARKY WHISTLE BREAK!* :D

(C'mon seriously?)

Of course it's fine.

(Okay, cut it out. That's it. I'm serious. No whistling.)

Primarily, I'm primary
though some may say I'm incomplete
and should be in a jar
label me "DO NOT EAT"

Hope has struck me in the face
and with his ace of clubs he shoved me
back into the race
cause second place still wins a trophy

I might have overheated, now remind me how I died, was it my motherboard, or just my RAM?
Now I've found a player two in you, I'm glad I fried, I'm using every second that I can
of Double Time, Double Time...

Double trouble bursting bubbles
Where you go I'll follow
Hollow-eyed and now I'm fine
I'm only making up for lost time

Tick and tock and red and blue
The colours and the sounds I never knew
When they were all I saw
Now sightless-eyed and empty-jawed

Double Time...

(...Oh geeze, what is it now? Okay, here. Give it over here. You're just making it worse.

But don't bug me anymore unless it's an emergency, okay?...)

Double Time - A Sollux Captor Fansong By PhemieC

THIS IS NOT MINE!!!!
I only uploaded this becuase I couldn't find it on soundcloud.
All credit goes to totalspiffagehomestuck. She is so talented and I recommend you hop over to Youtube and like the original video if you like it here.

Cover Art isn't mine either!! I'm not sure who it belongs to but it is NOT MINE! 
 
Link to totatspiffagehomestuck's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTqhV9ApYvtkyR00n1gEflA
Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJSRom35AA
Link to cover art: http://www.zerochan.net/1932740

Lyrics:
i gUess i've spent all my life inspiring, admiring
silently wishing i'd wake Up and suddenly i woUld be, finally
someone who isn't the monster i am
someone who doesn't pretend
someone who's finally worthy of
the ones who i dare to befriend 

i can write stories, and i can sing odes
i can draw portraits and cosplay alone
dying the coloUr of my emerald skin
knowing i'm playing a game i won't win
please call for me
calliope
please wake me Up when I go. 

i know that soon i'll be challenged inevitably, regretably
i will be dead, it's certain that no one can bring me back, that's a fact
althoUgh if i give oUt my name
throw oUt the rUles and try
i know things won't be the same
bUt this way i'd still be alive

rogUe of void, please hold onto my lifeline
i have space, bUt my brother has time

Call For Me (Calliope)- by totalspiffagehomestuck

A very good song my sister and I wrote. Enjoy! 🚙 

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If I had a big van
I’d have a friend Dan
And we would go dancing every night
We'd meet a french band
And make a new plan
To go out and then we start a fight

If I had a big van
Id have a big van

If I had an old bus
Theres be a big fuss
Cuz I would be guzzling all the gas
They’d say that I must 
Be crazy because
I am just driving too fast

If I had an old bus
And I had a big van
Id have a big van

(I’d have a big van)

If I had a red truck
I’d never get stuck
In traffic or caught up in a ditch
I’d call my friend Buck
Who has a pet duck
And also a trailer he can hitch

If I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(What’s after that?)

If I had a spaceship
I’d take a quick trip
To go and see aliens in space
But I have a hurt hip
So maybe I’d slip
Fall over and kiss em on them face

If I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

Let me tell you something else...

If I had a fat goat
I’d have a blue boat
And we would go sailing on the sea
We’d have a nice float
In the crocodile moat
Just my goaty friend and me

If I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I some tall shoes
I’d be the big news
Somebody that everbody knows
But maybe I’d choose
To curl up and snooze
Cuz I would have bruises on my toes

If I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I had a blue whale
That’d make a fun tale
That’s something you dont see everyday
If it didn't go well
And the whale got impaled
Whatever I'd have to swim away 

If I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Where are we now?) key change (oh!)

If I had a key change
That’d be a bit strange
But I just might do it anyway
It’s out of my range
So I am in pain
Just thought that I'd try something, ok?

If I had a key change 
And I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Let’s go back to where we were, that did not seem like that worked, we gave it a shot)

If I had a baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark

(I’d have all that other stuff and I’d have ) big van

I had a ... little bug?
No...

If i had a million dollars
(If i had a million dollars)
Id have a big van

Oh dan why did you take my van?
(Why did you take it?)
Buck told me you took my van
(Yes, we used to be friends)
Quack
I wrote this song...etc.
(Long speech about dan)

Que sera sera
If I had a big van big van
I’d have a big van big van
Que sera, big van...

A Great Song

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Double Time - A Sollux Captor Fansong By PhemieC

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