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Moonlight Tsundere — Lyrics

Säend in die Herzen

Lyrics:

(Heh. This is ridiculous.)

One of me is my enemy
the other me is a pretty cool guy
but I haven't seen him around lately
we don't see eye to eye

There's too much noise and too much spit
but I think I've gotten the hang of it
or at least I thought I did
until you up and kicked the bucket
(Wait! I mean... oh, f*ck it)

(Would you just get out of here? I'm trying to concentrate!)

What do you see in him? What could I say
to convince you not to hop his way?
I've never been too good at the ebb and sway
much prefer the electrical current

The bees are buzzing in my mind
that double crossing and two-timing (get it?)
prospectors pan shifting through sand
searching for a golden nugget

Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, but I'm already on the other side,
you'd know a lot about that, right? I'm twice the man as he is, I'll work for you double-time

Would that be fine?

:D *SNARKY WHISTLE BREAK!* :D

(C'mon seriously?)

Of course it's fine.

(Okay, cut it out. That's it. I'm serious. No whistling.)

Primarily, I'm primary
though some may say I'm incomplete
and should be in a jar
label me "DO NOT EAT"

Hope has struck me in the face
and with his ace of clubs he shoved me
back into the race
cause second place still wins a trophy

I might have overheated, now remind me how I died, was it my motherboard, or just my RAM?
Now I've found a player two in you, I'm glad I fried, I'm using every second that I can
of Double Time, Double Time...

Double trouble bursting bubbles
Where you go I'll follow
Hollow-eyed and now I'm fine
I'm only making up for lost time

Tick and tock and red and blue
The colours and the sounds I never knew
When they were all I saw
Now sightless-eyed and empty-jawed

Double Time...

(...Oh geeze, what is it now? Okay, here. Give it over here. You're just making it worse.

But don't bug me anymore unless it's an emergency, okay?...)

Double Time - A Sollux Captor Fansong By PhemieC

THIS IS NOT MINE!!!!
I only uploaded this becuase I couldn't find it on soundcloud.
All credit goes to totalspiffagehomestuck. She is so talented and I recommend you hop over to Youtube and like the original video if you like it here.

Cover Art isn't mine either!! I'm not sure who it belongs to but it is NOT MINE! 
 
Link to totatspiffagehomestuck's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTqhV9ApYvtkyR00n1gEflA
Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJSRom35AA
Link to cover art: http://www.zerochan.net/1932740

Lyrics:
i gUess i've spent all my life inspiring, admiring
silently wishing i'd wake Up and suddenly i woUld be, finally
someone who isn't the monster i am
someone who doesn't pretend
someone who's finally worthy of
the ones who i dare to befriend 

i can write stories, and i can sing odes
i can draw portraits and cosplay alone
dying the coloUr of my emerald skin
knowing i'm playing a game i won't win
please call for me
calliope
please wake me Up when I go. 

i know that soon i'll be challenged inevitably, regretably
i will be dead, it's certain that no one can bring me back, that's a fact
althoUgh if i give oUt my name
throw oUt the rUles and try
i know things won't be the same
bUt this way i'd still be alive

rogUe of void, please hold onto my lifeline
i have space, bUt my brother has time

Double Time - A Sollux Captor Fansong By PhemieC

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