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Slamcakes Vol 1. will be a compilation of slams made from your requests! Throw me your suggestions and I'll slam about a dozen of them. Each slam will be small, bite-sized, but still fun. Better yet, it'll be your idea!

SUGGESTION TIPS
-It's better to suggest an entire game/series/artist over specifics songs.
-Not everything can be slammed, or should be slammed. Vocals don't mix :/
-Suggest a lot! A giant request pool makes it easier for me to slam jams.

Slamcakes, Vol. 1 (Quad City DJs vs. The Community)

wake up/shower playlist 3

Best

best: again

https://soundcloud.com/c-h-c-mi-u/simple-and-clean-music-box

Simple And Clean Gas Pedal

STBB 376

Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences
(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904).

Yall are really good sports about that.

hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

FREE HERE

Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

Maybe not so much a joke, but this was pretty cool. I took the original sample used in this song and turned it into an intro... for the song. 

(BTW The sample is "Ambessence Piano & Drones 1" by Bruno Samfilippo

Started From The Intro

DK D.A.N.C.E.

Dearly Beloved Krispy Kreme

YeeHX

I was surprised nobody had done this before. I experimented a bit and after a lot of vocal chopping I made this.

Skoollex - Swooce Right In

THIS BE THE TRACK FROM MY LATEST VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDY2Zxkv27Q

DAT BUBBLE BASS IS GONNA MAKE ME POP!


BUBBLE GUM BASS

Green Kingdom

Lose Your Ping-Pong Ball

Let's Tap And Let's Tap Future Tapping Game

Dote Up A Cat Theme

Byob Reggae

Vanilla Chris Dikes Dikes China

please stop trying to handle my style

Picture by G0966 on deviantART. View the post here: http://g0966.deviantart.com/art/Mettadyne-presenting-LIVE-586170774 

I thought the other version could use an improvement. Hopefully this one's better.

[Storyshift] Spear Crusher (Updated)

feat. iDubbbzTV and Mac

-- TRANSCRIPT --

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

OH MY GOD! There's been a fire! Uh, my whole house is burning down [whinnying horse noise] what to do?

Okay, where are you?

22 Jump Street, Placerville...

Okay, what is your name?

Kevin Smith...

Okay, Kevin - what started this fire?

I found this mixtape by Uncle Dane... put it in my boombox and the whole thing just went up in flames!

.........the fire was started by a mixtape by Uncle Dane?

Yes! UNCLE DANE!

I've heard about that mixtape, how is it?

OH MY GOD, IT'S FIRE!!!!


Intro (Emergency)

feat. Mac

-- LYRICS --

Hey it’s me, your Uncle and
It’s time to throw down
Cause we talkin’ ‘bout the 
Best effect around

We ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Cloud 9
Or purple/green confetti
It the unusual effectti
That you’ll never forgetti 

I’m talkin’ green, blue
Purple, yellow waving lights
And it goes by the name of
Miami Nights

When I roll up to the server
Everyone goes insane
All the Medics overheal me
As they say “Hi, Dane.”

But I really can’t blame ‘em
Cause this hat is the best
And every night I thank GabeN
For being truly blessed

For the opportunity
To wear such an effect
That makes my foes sit and sputter 
As they get they'ass wrecked

No, it really can’t compare
And I really don’t care
What the traders all say
That it’s relatively low tier

Cause to me 
It’s all that I need
I got the best damn hat
That ya ever did see

CHORUS
There’s a party on the server
And it’s on my head
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(Amo a mi Miami)

The effect that you see
When you’re filled with lead
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(I love my Miami)

Yo, I heard Burning Flames ain’t nothin’ to mess with
But I can’t see a flame in my game, I bring the pain
With my own brand of shimmer, ya quiver
You realize that you're dinner for my sentry gun, you havin’ fun?

You better be
Cause I’mma breaking the economy
Making Miami Nights a great again, I’d rate it a 10
And I'd give it a kiss every now and then
Can a man fall in love with a hat?

Well I’m not sure, but I’ll check with the court
Until then I’m playing Team Defense Fort 
Two
And I’ll be sportin’ Miami Nights
How ‘bout you?

CHORUS
There’s a party on the server
And it’s on my head
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(Amo a mi Miami)

The effect that you see
When you’re filled with lead
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(I love my Miami)

Miami Nights

feat. Dapper Dog (original song - no lyrics: https://soundcloud.com/dapper-dog/sunshine-overdrive)

-- LYRICS --

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these rhymes

Join up to the server and head over
To your favorite spot
I know ya got one
A spot for your sentry gun 

To get your frags
On your best strange killstreak Jag
Another Scout gets tagged
Another rank in the

Bagging on me, raggin on me
Telling me you’re laggin, homie?
And I don’t really care

Because I’m whistling
And pistoling your silly little
Business end 
Right out of the air

(x2)

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these rhymes

(WHISTLIN' PISTOL SOLO) 

When your teammates
Are taking your metal
Just kick up the treble
And go back to the base

And if you feel the teams 
Need a scramble
It’s nothing you can’t handle
Just aim for their face

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these
But at least you have these
But at least you have these rhymes

Whistlin' N' Pistolin'

BACKSTORY:
So a lot of people ask me why I made this, it's actually a pretty simple story. About three months before the Keemstar Content Cop came out, I was joking around with Ian about Keemstar in general and eventually the phrase "Hey now, you're a Keemstar" sprung to mind.

I then took it upon myself to write the entire song and record it as a "joke that went too far" to make Ian and my friends laugh. That'd be why it sounds like I did the whole song in one take with no actual sound production - because it's pretty much just me singing over an All Star MIDI file. 

Anyway, it just so happened that when (three months later) Ian was doing a video about Keemstar, he thought the song would be a good "finisher" for his video and asked me if he could use it. So I removed it from my old Soundcloud in order to make his video the original source of the song for a while.

Now it's a bonus track on The Album Main and it will forever be a funny inside meme for people who are familiar with both me and Ian's videos. The reason why he doesn't credit me in the description is because I specifically asked him not to. I don't really want people coming from content police sketches expecting similar things from my channel - I do pretty much the complete opposite over here. To to save confusion, I'm cool with just leaving it up to the comments to argue over if "that sounds like Uncle Dane?!?!?"

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-- LYRICS --

Somebody once told me 
That I could make some money 
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee 
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats 
And I'm callin' people "nigger"
Countin' that cash 
Oh my channel's growing bigger 

Never you mind that I was already banned 
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal 
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude"
"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!"
"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole..."
"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'"

"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright..."
"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam..."
"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you."
"FUCK the fans."

Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked 
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's 
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin' 
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick 
I make mad money from bein' a dick 

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee


Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

Bosses that insta-kill and send you back to the start of the game are my favorite. Made for 王reven McKeone's THRONECORE.
https://soundcloud.com/treven-mckeone/thronecore-announcement

Heart Of The I.D.P.D [THRONECORE]

Music: Neighbourhood Theme (Beta Mix)
Composer: Mark Mothersbaugh
Platform: PC

I don't know how but I have The Sims 2 University main theme stems. 
how

Neighbourhood Theme (Beta Mix) - The Sims 2 University

Mario Party Advance - Let's Get a Move On!

Slamcakes are the best munchies.
BIG - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2)

Hit This Slam, Let's Get Big (Quad City DJs vs. Y. Suzuki/M. Matsuura ft. D. Bowman)

I always find the token when the barrels get shuffled.
Bonus Room Blitz - Donkey Kong Country (SNES)

Bonus Room B-Ball (Quad City DJs vs. David Wise)

Potential?
Potential For Anything - VVVVVV (PC/Mac/3DS)

The Potential For Slamming Anything (Quad City DJs vs. SoulEye)

SAMPLEJAMMER