Lyrics:
New issue
Milestone
I just cloned it into local
Oh why why why
Live from the command line
git config --global user.
I've been hustling in GitLab
I'll commit to you real quick fast
Merge request it into this branch
I'll approve it with a slick badge
Go on git
Merge commit
Running Kubernetes with a script
Asynchronously meeting
This collaboration
Gets results
It's efficiency, it's diversity
This is hope

It's iteration and transparency
My heart needs SSH and you got the key
Push code love its ok there's security
Build pipelines in the rain with CI/CD

A lot of short toes
Lot of scars go into logos
Tanuki knows
Manage source code in this repo
All from remote
I'm as single as the application is
Take a trip
I'm working while I'm vacationing
Really there's no better place than this
Wait, then I'm a run a fuzz test
That's gonna tell you what's next
Crash and then give you suspects
Divide by zero that's how much I love you you you
It's infinite, don't forget
I wrote in Git
And Javascript and CSS
We're BFF's
It's future work
Peep the shirt
Tanuki on it and it's GitLab purple

Iteration and transparency
My heart needs SSH and you got the key
Login love its ok there's security
Let's build pipelines in the rain with CI/CD

If your eyes could see you like I do
You'd be probably falling too
Quickly pushing software through
Deployment is agile and stable
Let's start a new project
Issues we can solve that
Everyone can contribute

Free, Premium, Ultimate
No matter the tier you get
You have access to it all
Monitor and see the logs
On branch main
git commit -m "Everyone Can Contribute"
And track metrics
Need it in days like this
Make a new wiki quick for the next project
Posting this now in Slack
So you can iterate on it if you wanna
Balance of work/life
Out working in Spain from command line
Toolchain integration to save time
And the metrics show by 10x
I'm a GitLaber for life
Across timezones in the woods I code in the moonlight
Hit accounts up from parent to daughter
DevOps is as important as water
Any questions you have then I got ya
You know GitLab headquarters is global
But it's local
Oh why why
Live from the command line
git config --global user.sam

Written and performed by Samson
Produced by Dylan Graham, Justin Zim and Samson
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Samson